Favorite Characters

A list of some of my favorite characters I suppose...nothing new or creative if that's what you were expecting.

List items

  • Thank you Neil Gaiman and Mike Carey, your efforts have created the greatest comic character of all time, I sincerely thank you.

  • Crazy bastard.

  • Aye, aye, Seaguy!

  • Whenever I read the name of his page I think of that awesome Breaking Benjamin song, but besides that, this is one badass schizophrenic.

  • Hahahaha! Oh, wow, the incest, haha, hilarious...

  • The greatest escape artist this world will ever know.

  • I salute your steaming genitalia, you sir are the greatest reporter this world will ever know.

  • Useless hulk of shame, I agree with The Scratch, why doesn't he just make himself useful and die?

  • Children should respect their parents! j/k

  • Just because I find a mentally damaged woman to be incredibly sexy doesn't make me a bastard! (there's other things that contribute to that)

  • Bow before his MIGHTY MEMBER!

  • If I could still be marrying hot young babes at Conjob's age, I'd be the happiest man in the world...except for Hugh Hefner.

  • That's right Batman, mess with true love and get pimp-slapped!

  • I would love to lock lips with either side of that beautiful face!

  • I wish I could die a billion times if it meant I got to meet her every time...

  • Lord Fanny taught me even she-males can be sexy...or at least Brian Bolland did.

  • God meets Jack the Ripper...bravo Grant, surely one of your finest creations.

  • It was fun following you through the centuries Nimue, let's do it again sometime.

  • Brotherly love...overrated.

  • Tim doesn't deserve her.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA! Your cranium looks like a giant penis! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • If Dream made the call for all crazy people in my city, I would leap to Del's aid.

  • I have to admire Abonsam for the level of dedication to his art.

  • Making humanity proud by soaring to new levels of perversion.

  • Looking at the before and after you'd never believe it but you're journey was incredible, hope things don't get lonely up there.

  • You can be my filthy assistant any day!

  • The man tried to beat his wife and child to death with a hammer, what's not to love?

  • A man after my own heart.

  • The freedom to commit frowned upon acts isn't the only reason I'd want to live in New Port City...on second thought...yes it is.

  • Star of some of the best comic book movies ever made and the comics are even better!

  • Whoever thought making it with a kangaroo could be this classy!

  • I know I added Cain to the list much earlier but let's face it, Abel is kind of adorable in that fat tub of lard with a stutter that keeps getting murdered kind of way.

  • One of the vilest characters to ever appear within the pages of a comic, despite cheering wildly as he was tortured in Hell, you have to cheer even more when he gets out. A truly twisted f@#ker.

  • Is every major Vertigo character inspired in appearance by some band frontman? First John Constantine, then Dream and soon after Lucifer...is rock music an ancestor to comics for mature readers?

  • I can fake it with the best of anyone, I can fake it all!

  • I admit it, if I were Leto I would have totally thrown aside my principles when she came onto me.

  • The better half of one of the best couples in comics.

  • The other half of one of the best couples in comics.

  • Who ever would have thought the truth could be a bad thing?

  • Old West's biggest criminal meets New World's greatest vampire? What's not to like?

  • You may not know who you are Christopher but I like whoever it is.

  • I cried.

  • God got what was coming to him.

  • Why did you have to die Kathy? We loved you...

  • Of all the Kings, Emperors and Heads of State...you are the best.

  • Even I envy your facial hair.

  • I hope you're still alive to take over Hellblazer after your uncle meets his end.

  • Hope...that her gloriously bountiful breasts never change. Also, that she remains badass.

  • I'm not even worthy to lick his boots.

  • He just wanted to light his death stick...

  • Coolest possible individual to be granted immortality.

  • Although not a favorite per say, he is one of the finest examples of a villain in comics to me because I feel actual revulsion every time he gets screen time. Most villains are meant to be sympathetic, it's nice to get one that you just want to die but he refuses to.

  • Redheads are hot, deep down in your heart you know it to be true.

  • Because.

  • Branding the Claw of Justice on evil-doers from the grave!

  • Because she's a great character, while she has the tragic woman thing going on, she ends up turning it into being badass which is always a plus.