Real Name: ... Janet Payne, but I'd really prefer Astro Girl.
Alias: Astro Girl.
AKA: Uh, huh?
Birthplace: Nowhere I'm ever going back to.
Height: Five-foot something.
Hair Color: Black.
Eye Color: My contacts red-rim my eyes. Brown, normally.
Species: Human. Which is lame.
Alignment: Having fun.
Affiliation: Does it matter?
Orientation: Your mom.
Identity: I'm a missing person?
Relationship Status: Ha. If I could get a date, would I be here?
Gender: Female, dumbass.
Family: No one I need to see right now.
Occupation: Teenage runaway.
You've read my file, right?
Subject is an Earther female, admitted runaway from a family she refuses to speak about. Her mode of transport to the system first noted in her file is unknown, but she is now in possession of an impounded Model IG-2000 freighter. Her exploits have resulted in several bounties and being wanted in eight systems besides.
Powers and Abilities.
As far as bio-scans can approximate, she is a normal, relatively untrained human female.
The "Astro Girl" possesses a number of weapons, all currently in the evidence locker as we await her trial. Item one: Merr-Sonn F-17 Pulsar blaster. Item two: Ammunition belt unknown origin. Presumed earth. Inscribed with the initials G-P. Item three: SoroSuub Spacecraft Remote. Presumed for the Model IG-2000 freighter. Item four: BlasTech bomblet generator. Item five: KDY personal propulsion pack. Item six-- Wait, where'd she go!
Aw crap, my boss is gonna kill me...