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#1  Edited By Arach-Knight
@Slight said:
" Rhyming...?and thank you for being so studious "
NP, happy to be a part of the club.
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#2  Edited By Arach-Knight

I just posted.  Enjoy.  Comment.  Applaud or boo.  It's all up to you.

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#3  Edited By Arach-Knight
Rule #1 of Super-Heroing: Don’t be late for anything because if you are, expect to run into a villain or some other strange beast.  Sadly, the Arach-Knight forgot about this particular rule while deciding to hit the snooze button on his alarm repeatedly.  Now running a full two hours late (after a long shower because mom always said cleanliness was next to godliness) our hero found himself swinging headlong across town towards his friend’s art gallery.  With her show opening that night, she needed some help hanging the final pieces, and who better to do that than a super strong, hero, spider type guy.

Swinging past the hospital, the Knight saw a large ogre stomping around and swinging a giant mace.  Landing atop a light post, the arachnid hero watched as several heroes he didn’t know fought the creature.

“Well, they do seem to have things kind of in hand,” he debated with himself, “and Molly will be really, really, and I mean REALLY mad at me if I bail on her.”  As he said this the ogre swung it’s mace and broke the wing of one of the heroes.  “On the other hand, the amount of guilt I’ll carry around if I just leave.  Years of therapy, medication and then a twelve step program to get over it.”

“Hey, Arach-Knight!  Get off of that pole!  You’re driving away my customers,” shouted a hot dog vendor.

“I am?  Are you joking?  There’s a giant ogre trashing the hospital across the street and somehow I’m responsible for your lack of sales,” the indignity in his voice was tough to hide.

“You probably own that thing,” the vendor retorted.

“Right, like its my pet or something,” the Knight laughed.  “Could you imagine the amount of dog food I’d have to feed that monster on a daily basis?  Madness.”  As he finished he looked back down at the hot dog guy who tossed a spatula at the Arach-Knight’s head.

That just about decided things for him as he leapt into the air and web-lined over to the fight.  With a spinning mid-air summersault, the Arach-Knight dropped in on top of the ogre’s head.

“Not only am I a handy super-buddy to have around, but I clearly double as ogre headwear,” he pronounced proudly.  The ogre was confused by the turn of events and growled.  “Pipe down, Bigfoot, I’m trying to have a moment here.”  Then all at once the Arach-Knight slipped off of the creature like it was made of Teflon.  “Falling flat on my back, wow do I know how to make an entrance or what?”

The ogre turned around stupidly and looked down at the spider on the ground.  Waving back at the creature, the Arach-Knight slowly tried to inch away, but then the ogre lifted its foot and readied itself to stomp down on him.  “Clearly, this is going to hurt.”

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#5  Edited By Arach-Knight

I've been stuck in second grade for the past five years.  Why can't I figure out how to spell freind!  Why!?!?!

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#6  Edited By Arach-Knight

Kado stepping on the Arach-Knight
Kado stepping on the Arach-Knight

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#7  Edited By Arach-Knight
@Arach-Knight said:
" Anyone want to battle? "
I'll fight you...wait, that's me.  Is it possible for one to fight one's own self?

It's possible, but probably not plausible.

Wait, who are you?

I'm you.

You're me?

Yes.

Then who am I?

Me.

Pie.

Oh, you have some?

I've completely lost track of which one of us is which now.

I'm still stuck on the pie comment.

Well now there are two Arach-Knights to fight.  Any takers?
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#8  Edited By Arach-Knight

Great post!  And I love your posts over in the Light Wars!  Just, you know, don't tear me into tiny bits or anything...

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#9  Edited By Arach-Knight

aHoy!  Is this where I set up my tent?

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