• Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Harley Quinn (DCEU) vs The Punisher (MCU). on the Battles board

    Real life batters have recorded swings up to 100mph, and most major league batters have recorded swings in the high 80s to mid 90s. At least, measured from the tip of the bat. Tearing through stuff th...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Beth Phoenix VS Ronda Rousey. on the Off-Topic board

    I'm watching clips of Beth to see what her "fights" are like. Now Rousey is no world class boxer. Everyone knows her track record going against Holmes and Nunes, and how Rousey's striking coach put so...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Odin vs. MCU Ego. on the Battles board

    OP has stated that statements can be used. Loki has stated that Odin is the strongest being in all of the 9 realms. At the very least this would mean he's above Thor. He's most likely above Hela and S...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Aang vs Natsu. on the Battles board

    Natsu stomps. His durability and damage output is on a completely different level. Remember when Avatar Roku died to a volcano? Natsu would probably take a bath in it, eat some lava, get a power-up,...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Vision and Doctor Strange vs MCU Thor and Iron Man. on the Battles board

    @mister_surreal said: @alavanka: I meant that I believe that the electricity was staining him neurologically. And again, Vision was caught off guard and didn’t see it coming.I don't think Vision woul...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Vision and Doctor Strange vs MCU Thor and Iron Man. on the Battles board

    @mister_surreal said: @xzone: I’m pretty sure that was because he was stunned neurologically. If he saw the attack coming I doubt that it would have worked. In the scene he is clearly shown to be fro...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Strongest Naruto character Gray can defeat.. on the Battles board

    Don't know too much about Naruto, but Gray's striking doesn't really compare with Natsu's high ends. The attacks Natsu and Gray were trading were about building level, whereas Natsu's high ends are ar...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Luke Cage vs MCU Cap vs CW Deathstroke - Who will be the last one standing?. on the Battles board

    Slades not a meta anymore, so it's Cap or Luke. Cap wins in a good fight.

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Thor durability. on the Marvel Cinematic Universe board

    It's a low-end compared to the calc done by "Because Science" who simply used the average luminosity of a neutron star instead of assuming from an arbitrary temperature, but I'll take it. Honestly, th...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Captain America vs African Bush Elephant. on the Battles board

    @mister_surreal said:@alavanka: The f*** is wrong with you?Successfully lured.

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Captain America vs African Bush Elephant. on the Battles board

    Cap gets rich off its tusks.It might take a long time to do it because the Wakandans make terrible weapons, but that makes it even better as this ensures that the animal dies a slow and painful death....

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Kung Fu Panda quad vs MCU Trio.. on the Battles board

    Everybody but Po got owned by cannonballs in KFP2. Po would get wrecked by cannonballs too if he couldn't redirect. MCU team have guys that can survive being bombarded by explosives, and can easily hi...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Kung Fu Master Sing (Kung Fu Hustle) vs MCU Iron Fist. on the Battles board

    Sing in a stomp

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Scott Adkins as Batman.... on the Off-Topic board

    Yes. Please give us a Batman with a pair of legs under him. Pleeeease.

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Have you been bullied before? Any kind of bullying.. on the Off-Topic board

    "Cyberbullying". Over comic vine. Oof.

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic What is one character that you would love to see in the MCU, that isn't in the MCU ?. on the Off-Topic board

    Honestly, anything but Jane Foster as Jane Thorposter.

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Hulk VS MCU/CW Team. on the Battles board

    Either Flash solos or jobs terribly.Rest of the team can't do much. Maybe Steel and Iron Man last a while.

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU: Jessica Jones vs Frank Castle. on the Battles board

    I'm not buying that Jessica can oneshot Frank. The guy can take bursts from a fully auto AR-15 at point blank. Jessica needs a shotgun to knockout Luke Cage. I struggle to find any examples of Jessica...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Can the Mountain(Game of Thrones) beat a light heavyweight ufc fighter in a real fight?. on the Off-Topic board

    @trapezoid said: You guys realize the mountain participates in the world wide strong man competition, check out some of the videos and see if you still think Mcgregor can beat him. The mountain liter...

  • Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Should rich famous people always tolerate poor people insult them?. on the Off-Topic board

    As a general rule of thumb, don't start shit you can't finish. If you insult someone who is rich and wealthy, be prepared to get sued for libel and slander. If you have wealth and power, and someone ...