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Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic MCU Jessica Jones vs. MCU Red Skull. on the Battles board May 1, 8:32pm

@shehulk528 said: And as for the guy tackling her. She was obviously off guard but we have seen when on guard not even a pro wrestler good budge her.As for Murakami the guy you claim is a "Regular gu...

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Jaguar vs Lion. on the Off-Topic board Apr 29, 6:32pm

Lion. They're bigger.Bite force is kinda overrated tbh. You don't need amazing bite force to be effective. You just need enough bite force to tear into your opponent's skin.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Martial Art's thread.. on the Off-Topic board Apr 5, 2:32am

@seagod: Interesting. MMA. Mostly bjj.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Would you be wary about how you talk about girls if one of your friends was ftm transngender?. on the Off-Topic board Apr 1, 3:15pm

I would prefer if people who look like dudes don't tell me about their junk.Anyways, anyone that whines over the jokes I say automatically get called *******

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Martial Arts From Around The World #5: Krabi Krabong. on the Off-Topic board Apr 1, 3:12pm

Elephant fighting is cool. Not sparring.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic China vs India (World war III). on the Off-Topic board Mar 26, 6:57pm

China.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Beautiful, young girl kills herself because she could not cope with Corona virus isolation. on the Off-Topic board Mar 25, 11:20am

Crazy killed her before the virus could.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic What would you do if the internet suddenly shut down?. on the Off-Topic board Mar 25, 11:14am

Bully nerds until they get it working again. Might not stop even after they fix it.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Should Amber Heard be removed from Aquaman 2?. on the Off-Topic board Mar 25, 11:11am

Naw. She should make the film...and then be thrown into jail.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Anakin and Obi Wan vs Kylo Ren and Rey (strictly movie versions). on the Battles board Mar 23, 10:08am

Kneel before Suewalker.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic 4chan Makes Better Designs Of The Gen Z New Warriors.. on the Gen. Discussion board Mar 23, 9:44am

Dude. I just watched the YT video. The guy who invented these New Warriors was intimidated by a comic book. His wife's boyfriend needs to put him in check.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic How you doing in quarentine?. on the Off-Topic board Mar 22, 5:54pm

@spareheadone said:I was bored but I've found this strange thing in my pantsIt's a tumor, better cut it off.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Harvey Weinstein tests positive for Coronavirus in prison.. on the Off-Topic board Mar 22, 5:52pm

Good.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic 2x MCU Phase 1 Thor vs IW Stormbreaker Thor. on the Battles board Mar 22, 12:19pm

Infinity War Thor beats everyone else in the MCU, except for giant stuff like Ego and Surtur. Or Cosmic stuff like snapping the gauntlet.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic What Do You Think of Marvel's "New Warriors". on the Off-Topic board Mar 22, 12:12pm

Pass.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic What do you guys think about the new SJW superheroes from Marvel?. on the Gen. Discussion board Mar 21, 1:57am

Disgusting. Hope it stays away from mcu

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic 15 Gorillas vs 2 Bears. on the Off-Topic board Mar 20, 10:41pm

I don't see the bears taking down more than 1 gorilla each. Just one will be able to clinch up with the bear, and the other gorillas can just pile on and start biting. From there it's all downhill.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Would you ever get plastic surgery on your face to get a prominent jaw?. on the Off-Topic board Mar 20, 10:31pm

No.The men just look average post surgery btw. Probably could have had similar results if they just cut like 10lbs.

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic Religion… What do you think?. on the Off-Topic board Mar 19, 9:15pm

I never used to be religious, but my girlfriend was. I didn't want to go to Church on Christmas, so we got into a big fight. She stormed off, and I flipped through her bible on a whim. It was then tha...

Alavanka posted a message in the forum topic POLITICS THREAD. on the Off-Topic board Mar 18, 1:34pm

More and more I am convinced that politicians should be selected by literally fighting to the death in unarmed combat for their position.

Alavanka

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