I know what's done is done (or is it?) but I still feel cheated having this silly character "from biblical times" standing in as Kurt's father, especially considering how lame that storyline was.

I'd rather he be connected to Mephisto (that'd be an easy retcon to say Mephisto was pretending to be an ancient mutant for the hell of it?), Sabretooth (wouldn't that be an awkward revelation for his bestie, Wolverine? ((even though he's dead...for now))) or even Claremont's original idea to have Mystique morph out a peen and sire our favorite fuzzy elf with Destiny...as far fetched as that may be.

I know I have a lot of parenthesis and run-on sentences...but what do you think?

I like the Sabretooth idea.

Yes, in a heartbeat.

I've always loved the idea of Destiny and Mystique being his parents, and I don't think it's farfetched at all.

Yes.