By The Angry Comic Book Critic
....I HATE this movie!!!!!! The 1st Mortal Kombat yeah it was stupid and was a bad film but it was fun and enjoyable at least but with this we get none I mean none of what was good about the last film in this crap fest that I'm ashamed I call a film it is that bad. If had to choose which way I had to be tortured swear to god I'd rather be chain up and lowered into a tiger pit after being smeared in a little sheep's blood cause at least I know with the tigers it'd be over quickly with this shit I'd have to wait an hour and a half to either go insane or die from rage induced heart failure. Well no sense putting it off any longer cause the faster I finish this up the better let dig into this mountain of shit that is Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
I should have known just by the tag line "Destroy All Expectations" that this film was gonna suck dick. I mean for Christ sake why would you even have that tag line what dumbass in marketing thought that was a good tag for the film I mean that means any poor smuck that thought this would good had to think it would suck and rightfully so maybe this was a hidden message on someones part to warn perspective viewers I know it's just a tagline but this whole thing really fascinates me as to how it can be interpreted but moving on cause I honestly could spend this entire review on the tag line alone. The effects god almighty can even call them that?! These are so bad they might as well have thrown a nurf ball and called it a power blast that is how lame the effects where in this film this shit is what you get when you buy a crap computer and try to make a home movie. I have actually seen horror films with budgets not even close to half of what this film had that had effects twice if not ten fold better than what we got in this movie they where that god awfully bad. Don't even get me started on the actors in this film the guy who played Shao Khan was so over the top that the cast of Battlefield Earth could take lessons from him. Another thing that really pisses me off about this film is that half the cast of the original film isn't in this one I can hardly blame them if they wanted to have any career after the last one they had to get out while the getting was good.
I'm the Angry Comic Book Critic and this shit stain gets the stamp of approval.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation