What is the worst Magneto can do to Colossus?

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#1 Posted by vance_astro (90042 posts) - - Show Bio

title is self-explanitory? What is the worst possible damage Magnus can do to Colossus?

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#2 Posted by BuckshotWasHere (19546 posts) - - Show Bio

Slowly take him apart at a subatomic level. Or kill Kitty.

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#3 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (40717 posts) - - Show Bio

Tear off his organic metal skin and the iron out of his blood. If that's too obvious...that's what you got.

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#4 Posted by vance_astro (90042 posts) - - Show Bio

Could he bend Colossus?

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#5 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (40717 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Could he bend Colossus?"

Plausible.

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#6 Posted by Satyrquaze (4539 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"Slowly take him apart at a subatomic level. Or kill Kitty."

I think killing Kitty is the most painful thing that Magneto could do to Peter.. but that's because he's a martyr.

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#7 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Magneto once did something to colossus so horrible that the illustrator and author died trying to put it in comic form. So it got cut out. :)

D

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#8 Posted by Gottheit (3591 posts) - - Show Bio

The worst he could do is make Colossus fist himself.

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#9 Posted by pixelized (49086 posts) - - Show Bio

Gottheit says:

"The worst he could do is make Colossus fist himself."

ROFLLMAO.

Thats hot

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#10 Posted by Kain Echnida (1587 posts) - - Show Bio

It hurts thinking about it.

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#11 Posted by Gottheit (3591 posts) - - Show Bio

Only to you, Pix. Only to you.

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#12 Posted by pixelized (49086 posts) - - Show Bio

Gottheit says:

"Only to you, Pix. Only to you."

Psh....not even

gross

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#13 Posted by Gottheit (3591 posts) - - Show Bio

Good to hear. Fisting is proof of the Internet's evils.

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#14 Posted by Apparition (11274 posts) - - Show Bio

its proof of something evil...

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#15 Posted by Gottheit (3591 posts) - - Show Bio

Most def. BTW, good to see you back, App!

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#16 Posted by pixelized (49086 posts) - - Show Bio

Gottheit says:

"Good to hear. Fisting is proof of the Internet's evils."

And that is no lie

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#17 Posted by vance_astro (90042 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Magneto once did something to colossus so horrible that the illustrator and author died trying to put it in comic form. So it got cut out. :) D"

That's assuming he couldn't take a metal fist in the booty.

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#18 Posted by Constantine (16127 posts) - - Show Bio

turn him into a big metal ball kill half or all x-men then shoot him into the sun

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#19 Posted by Ptero (185 posts) - - Show Bio

Make him kill Kitty himself.

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#20 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"Magneto once did something to colossus so horrible that the illustrator and author died trying to put it in comic form. So it got cut out. :) D"

That's assuming he couldn't take a metal fist in the booty."

What I'm talking about is worse than imaginable to you and most other people.

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#21 Posted by zee crusher (9067 posts) - - Show Bio

Dang you ask some pretty dumb questions. But I shall entertain this one. Last time they fought magneto could barely bend colossus and colossus beat him up.

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#22 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

zee crusher says:

"Dang you ask some pretty dumb questions. But I shall entertain this one. Last time they fought magneto could barely bend colossus and colossus beat him up."

We tend to ignore comics with writing like that.

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#23 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

zee crusher says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"zee crusher says:
"Dang you ask some pretty dumb questions. But I shall entertain this one. Last time they fought magneto could barely bend colossus and colossus beat him up."

We tend to ignore comics with writing like that. "

He's made of organic steel which would mean he would have to concentrate harder."

Not that much of a challenge for someone who can hold the earth prisoner by it's own magnetic field. We always factor out the writer. Any battles done in comics simply to make a character look better Hulk beating black bolt comes to attention Is to be ignored. For example, we all know the Fantastic four cannot hope to realistically defeat Galactus if fully fed.

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#24 Posted by zee crusher (9067 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"zee crusher says:
"Dang you ask some pretty dumb questions. But I shall entertain this one. Last time they fought magneto could barely bend colossus and colossus beat him up."

We tend to ignore comics with writing like that. "

He's made of organic steel which would mean he would have to concentrate harder.

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#25 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

zee crusher says:

"Dang you ask some pretty dumb questions. But I shall entertain this one. Last time they fought magneto could barely bend colossus and colossus beat him up."

Are you talking about Ultimate X-Men? Cause I don't recall 616 Colossus ever doing this.

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#26 Posted by Sling Shot (3859 posts) - - Show Bio

616 Colossus could do it now with no problem.

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#27 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

If by "it" you mean get compressed into a super-dense Russian ball bearing, then yeah.

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#28 Edited by Nerx (15350 posts) - - Show Bio

Make Colossus eat himself up like an Ouroboros, take a look at that lizard.

Mmm... tastes like chicken
Mmm... tastes like chicken
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#29 Posted by King Saturn (221604 posts) - - Show Bio
Magneto could turn Colossus into a Jungle Gym and let Classic Blob and Trion Juggernaut play on him...
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#30 Posted by geraldthesloth (32689 posts) - - Show Bio

i didn't wanna got his far

but Extend colossus's d*** and make him f*** himself with it

just sayin

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#31 Posted by Gee Sqasher (54 posts) - - Show Bio
Gottheit said:
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The worst he could do is make Colossus fist himself.

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How in the hell could he fist himself? can a metal @sshole even stretch?
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#32 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

You guys are thinking too conventionally. Magneto could do things to Colossus's being that would go far beyond the limits of regular torture and pain. Look at the process he went through healing Colossus in the Mutant Massacre. Now imagine it in reverse. He could draw it out as long as he wanted, and torture Kitty at the same time for good measure. Or he could create an android of Kitty to say that she never loved Colossus, etc. to add mental anguish to the physical pain.

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#33 Posted by inferiorego (25693 posts) - - Show Bio

He could kill him... that's probably the worst.

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#34 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't think so. Colossus has been dead before, and he didn't seem to mind. He even did it himself. His entire family is dead already (except Illyana, but I don't know if he's aware of that), and now Kitty... I think killing Piotr is pretty far from the worst thing Magnus could do to him.

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#35 Posted by John Valentine (16466 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"I don't think so. Colossus has been dead before, and he didn't seem to mind. He even did it himself. His entire family is dead already (except Illyana, but I don't know if he's aware of that), and now Kitty... I think killing Piotr is pretty far from the worst thing Magnus could do to him."
He knows that she's alive.
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#36 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

Thank you, I had been wondering. In that case, he could kill Illyana!

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#37 Edited by pixelized (49086 posts) - - Show Bio
John Valentine said:
"Korg said:
"I don't think so. Colossus has been dead before, and he didn't seem to mind. He even did it himself. His entire family is dead already (except Illyana, but I don't know if he's aware of that), and now Kitty... I think killing Piotr is pretty far from the worst thing Magnus could do to him."
He knows that she's alive."
he believes she's out there somewhere. he's not sure
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#38 Posted by inferiorego (25693 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"I don't think so. Colossus has been dead before, and he didn't seem to mind. He even did it himself. His entire family is dead already (except Illyana, but I don't know if he's aware of that), and now Kitty... I think killing Piotr is pretty far from the worst thing Magnus could do to him."
Would you rather be stabbed or killed?
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#39 Posted by T.J. Magnum (25922 posts) - - Show Bio

He could forget his birthday...................

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#40 Posted by "Colossus" (4755 posts) - - Show Bio
@Warsman said:
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Tear off his organic metal skin and the iron out of his blood. If that's too obvious...that's what you got.

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Its not his skin its all his body. and in metal form his blood becomes pure metal
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#41 Posted by defaultdefaultdefault (16426 posts) - - Show Bio

use him as a projectile to kill all of his friends and loved ones, head first of course so he can watch it happening POV style.

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#42 Posted by "Colossus" (4755 posts) - - Show Bio

magneto is colossus worst nightmare

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#43 Posted by loveNwar (474 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
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Could he bend Colossus?

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Is that sexualy related? lol. God, i don't think Mag is that sadistic (or needy).
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#44 Posted by "Colossus" (4755 posts) - - Show Bio
@inferiorego said:
" Korg said:
"I don't think so. Colossus has been dead before, and he didn't seem to mind. He even did it himself. His entire family is dead already (except Illyana, but I don't know if he's aware of that), and now Kitty... I think killing Piotr is pretty far from the worst thing Magnus could do to him."
Would you rather be stabbed or killed? "
killed
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#45 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio
@inferiorego said:
" Would you rather be stabbed or killed? "
There are many different ways to be stabbed or killed. You'd have to be much more specific.
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#46 Posted by Mbecks14 (2114 posts) - - Show Bio

Crush him like a soda can

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#47 Posted by mv (2068 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro said:
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Could he bend Colossus?

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NO homo
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#48 Posted by vance_astro (90042 posts) - - Show Bio
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#49 Posted by glforthewin (2386 posts) - - Show Bio

he transform colosuss into a q ring

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#50 Posted by Omega-Mekix (625 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Mageneto could use Colossus' shell as a crushing barrier. Imagine a mouse trapped in a pop-can and a football player crushes the can with his head.

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