If you could invent any form of Kryptonite, what would it do? Just make sure it doesn't duplicate any previous form and it has its own unique color(s)

Here's mine: Nintendo cartridge gray Kryptonite: Makes just about every Superman video game suck. (affects the programmers I guess)

See (note: contains adult words and themes):

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/superman.php

Pink Kryptonite

Gets superman ratted :D

M

AN: we've done this before... i remember someone mentioning brown Kryptonite and it giving Superman the runs...

or was it Jeweled Kryptonite that made Superman act as if it was the 70's again...

M

Methos says:

"Pink Kryptonite Gets superman ratted :D M"

you stole mine

we had this talk months back... can't find the bloody thread though lol

M

Neon k= Supes goes crazy and tries to hook up with some ladies like E and Viagra combined no way he could fight you like that.

green kryptonite to slowly kill him, but so slowly that it might as well be worthless because he always has enough time to escape its affects somehow...

A kryptonite where it makes it impossible to resist dancing.

Superkitty says:

" Makes just about every Superman video game suck. "

A bit late for that, don't you think?

WARNING ADULT CONTENT.

Kryptonite made of condoms. Makes supes try to bang anyone he sees.

Silver Kryptonite-Releases the beast within Superman. Gives him ferality, but makes him lose control of his mind, slipping into pure instict.

LMAO!

Jax says:

"WARNING ADULT CONTENT. Kryptonite made of condoms. Makes supes try to bang anyone he sees."

you let little stewie see that???

I've seen many things my dear Apparition. ;)

emo black kryptonite makes himself try to cut himself so gets more emo becuz he cant cut himself.

emo black kryptonite makes himself try to cut himself so gets more emo becuz he cant cut himself.

Bat Kryptonite - Makes Superman have 2 weeks prep time every single fight.

WereDragon Kriptnite .. turns him to a dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainbow Kryptonite.. Turns Superman gay. He relocates to San Francisco and declares his undying love for Batman, eventually coaxing Bats out of the closet.

Indigo Kryptonite - nicked named Kryptohate!  Makes everyone in the DCU realize what a wanker Supes is and they all boo and hiss at him and eventually make him leave earth forever!

Clear Kryptonite : makes it clear to everyone that sees him  that he is Clark Kent and that for all his efforts he is nothing but a overpowered jack as with charisma shootingout of his arse.

RADIOACTIVE SILVER Kryptonite applied to a mirror breaks the light into RANDOM Body and Soul effects.  The random effect is first seen in the mirror, then it becomes real for a half-life of 24 hours! (Then half the effects reverse back each day).  It could be created by Mxpklyx or the Joker or be the magical mirror that had Krptonite added for a power source. The only way to avoid the mirror in your presence, is (like the Medusa) you must never look directly at it, or something random happens right away.  (The great advantage of this one, is you can use this plot device many times for different stories in different ways).
FOR EXAMPLE:
    *  Superman and another hero switch powers.  Batman becomes super, but pretends its from his gadgets, and superman "fakes" superpowers  with gadgets.
   *  Superman becomes FEMALE and Lois becomes MALE for a couple of days.  They learn its really tough being female (or male).
   *  Superman and another (like Wonder Woman) switch bodies for a day or two.
   *  They become teenagers again in Smallville for a day, while their teenage selves take over present bodies for a day.
 

Yin-Yang-shaped-Kryptonite:

Splits him up into two Supermen, one good, one bad, so that he can annoy us and suck even more.

hot pink kryptonite making Superman realized that Batman is the right one for him all along (he should have gotten the hint that Batman is always at his back and that Batman has his "boys" on his side, not Lois nor Wonderwoman.

" hot pink kryptonite making Superman realized that Batman is the right one for him all along (he should have gotten the hint that Batman is always at his back and that Batman has his "boys" on his side, not Lois nor Wonderwoman. "

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Methos says:

"Pink Kryptonite Gets superman ratted :D M"

you stole mine

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Purple Kryptonite aka the Gender-Bender kryptonite

Diamond Kryptonite makes all the ladies and other alien race species find you irresisstable but then again never mind