Dude, someone should really tackle this bio. Kang deserves better than the two sentences he has. Before you go to say "Do it yourself, Jerk." I don't know Kang very well, so I would rather leave him to someone who is more familiar with his history.

Do it yourself, Jerk.

I agree with Buck, read up and do it. It at least gives you an excuse to read comics.

Zaraki Ichigo says:

"I agree with Buck, read up and do it. It at least gives you an excuse to read comics."

No offense, but this coming from someone who has submitted nothing? I have virtually no comics with Kang in them, and don't feel I could do it justice. I know about him, but he is far from being within my comfort zone.
Post Edited:2007-05-24 22:08:32

Thought it was clear that I was joking. Guess it wasn't for Zaraki.

Buckshot says:

"Thought it was clear that I was joking. Guess it wasn't for Zaraki."

Dude you said exactly what I put not to say. It was crystal clear. I'm not trying to be mean to Zaraki, but I just don't know him as well.

I just thought that it would be a good way for him to get some good reading in. I personally don't like Kang and stay away from his stories.I just thought that if you were gonna complain about it you might just want to do it yourself. Just because you point it out doesn't mean anyone is gonna do it.

Sorry, okay. My bad, I was just saying that he might find something that he likes if he does it himself.

No problem. Not my thing, otherwise I would have done it myself.

Cool so I guess that no one likes Kang then.

This is now officially the Kang sucks thread.

What, he does suck. Actually I just don't like him because of his mask.

Yeah, Immortus is so much better.

Kid Kang (Iron Lad) was cool. Too bad about that whole thing.

Does anyone want to defend Kang? You know like the Disciples of the Hulk, or the Believer in Gambit?

Zaraki Ichigo says:

"Does anyone want to defend Kang? You know like the Disciples of the Hulk, or the Believer in Gambit?"

Nope. Hulk and Gambit have their love cults, of course. Never heard of such a thing for Kang.

I'll give it a try.

Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....

Nope, got nothin'.

Prodigious Man says:

"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there.

Glad I don't like the guy. NASA is always right.

NiteFly says:

"Prodigious Man says:

"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there."

That's ok. Already had the operation to take care of that, but thanks for the warning.

Was that TMI?

Prodigious Man says:

"NiteFly says:

"Prodigious Man says:

"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there."

That's ok. Already had the operation to take care of that, but thanks for the warning.

Was that TMI?"

I meant geek impotence. Oh yea, try to like Kang again and you can kiss things like this goodbye. FOREVER!

NiteFly says:

"Prodigious Man says:

"NiteFly says:

"Prodigious Man says:

"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there."

That's ok. Already had the operation to take care of that, but thanks for the warning.

Was that TMI?"

I meant geek impotence. Oh yea, try to like Kang again and you can kiss things like this goodbye. FOREVER!"

Well, that's no contest there.

Prodigious Man says:

"NiteFly says:

"Prodigious Man says:

"NiteFly says:

"Prodigious Man says:

"I'll give it a try.Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo....Nope, got nothin'."

It was a valiant effort, but it is impossible to muster love for Kang no matter how hard one tries. NASA did a study on it. Attempting to feign love for Kang can result in impotence so you better stop there."

That's ok. Already had the operation to take care of that, but thanks for the warning.

Was that TMI?"

I meant geek impotence. Oh yea, try to like Kang again and you can kiss things like this goodbye. FOREVER!"

Well, that's no contest there."

Bwahahahah!

Man that Kang, he really sucks. A lot. This feels nice. If I said the same about Hulk in this thread I would have at least five people threatening to castrate my whole family.

I would do it but I don't know enough about him either. I do think he is pretty cool though.

The Hulk is one of the few things that sucks more than Kang.

Zaraki Ichigo says:

"The Hulk is one of the few things that sucks more than Kang."

Mind your tongue! You are going to invoke the wrath of the Cult of Gay Hulklove on this forum!

Kang is cool cause he killed Iron Man in "The Crossing."

NiteFly says:

"Zaraki Ichigo says:

"The Hulk is one of the few things that sucks more than Kang."

Mind your tongue! You are going to invoke the wrath of the Cult of Gay Hulklove on this forum!"

I just spent the last three minutes laughing so hard I almost threw up. Good one.

-000 says:

"Kang is cool cause he killed Iron Man in "The Crossing.""

Yea... More characters should kill Iron Man. I think Iron Man most certainly sucks more than the Hulk, and needs to be killed off more than any character in the Marvel Universe.

-000 says:

"Kang is cool cause he killed Iron Man in "The Crossing.""

Point for Kang.

Prodigious Man says:

"I'll give it a try. Kang is so awesome because he looks kinda like Baron Zemo.... Nope, got nothin'."

lol, he kinda does doesnt he.

I will be finishing up the Kang bio. As for reasons he's awesome, how about he's amassed the largest empire in all of marveldom, an empire that expands over 100 light years in the 41st century, and also includes various other locations in different timelines?

How about because he's a kick ass fighter, a brilliant tactician, and the Avengers top villain? How about because he's the only character in the Marvel 616 continuity to take over Earth in a military campaign?

I could think of plenty of reasons why Kang is awesome, and I will be giving him the bio he deserves.

Just make sure it's not copied like we've had before.

It won't be. Obviously, it has to have all the same events, so the events themselves will be copied, but the wording and such will not be.

Kang The Conqueror says:

"It won't be. Obviously, it has to have all the same events, so the events themselves will be copied, but the wording and such will not be."

i know i can't do the bio cause the only thing i know of kang is that he is a future relative of doom

Don't worry, I know everything he's been in. I'll just have to use my Young Avengers: Director's Cut to get it all in the right order.

Recommended Kang Reading for you btw:

• Kang: Time and Time Again (Tpb)

• Avengers Forever (tpb)

• The Kang Dynasty (tpb)

• Young Avengers: Side-Kicks (tpb)

I'm not saying you'd copy it. I'm just pretty sure we had a full bio here but it was copied from wiki so we had to delete it (and the points). I agree that he has sooooo much history that he should have a huge page. It's just too tempting for some people to look at another site and have similar references and events listed in the same exact order. Like if another site mentions that Kang decided one day while he was on the toilet to get new curtains in his bathroom, the same thing would appear here, maaaaaybe worded a little differently.

Oh and welcome to the 'Vine.

G-Man says:

"I'm not saying you'd copy it. I'm just pretty sure we had a full bio here but it was copied from wiki so we had to delete it (and the points). I agree that he has sooooo much history that he should have a huge page. It's just too tempting for some people to look at another site and have similar references and events listed in the same exact order. Like if another site mentions that Kang decided one day while he was on the toilet to get new curtains in his bathroom, the same thing would appear here, maaaaaybe worded a little differently. Oh and welcome to the 'Vine."

thats why i mostly do pics execpt for this one time with sarah stacy but i had the book that had her in it so it was easy and yes welcome to the vine

One problem is I did in fact, do a lot of the work for the Marveldatabase wikia, on the Kang page. But I'll rewrite it if I have to.

In fact, I did the scan from Young Avengers with the removed background that's currently in the character gallery.
Post Edited:2007-08-09 23:47:37

I finally wrote out part one of Kang's profile, which details his early history and his first fight with the Avengers. As you can imagine, Kang's history is too detailed to write in one sitting, so I will be updating the profile in installments.

ok

Kang. Kang is awesome. I didn't know that 2 years ago. Yes, I will admit, he's got a fugly costume, but it's not without a certain charm I think. Besides, Kang is not his costume. He's not even his amazing, time-manipulating technology. No. Kang is a conqueror. No. THE conqueror. That is what Kang is. And that is why I like Kang. (I think it was Avengers Forever that did this to me btw.)