Garbage Review No 005
Before anyone could complain, I found a DC book for 50 cents to review, and it is a crapheap. Lets start this one off right.
Awesome Ads:
- Krusty's Funhouse for Sega, NES, and SNES: I remember it being a lot like Lemmings, but with Simpsons characters.
- Cool World The Movie: A Brad Pitt film! I was in love with the main character as a kid. This is when big time movie companies were trying to turn on 10-14 year old boys with animated sex....
- Top Gear for SNES: the ad says, "Shift Happens" when I was a kid, I'd cover the "f" with my finger and be the talk of the town... hahahahaha it says, "Sh!t"
- Honey, I Blew Up the Kid: I thought it was the "baby" not the kid..... Oh well, this movie sucked, much like the comic.
- Frankenweenie: One of Tim Burton's first films... It's awesome.
- KISS Revenge Album: Screw Ace, Peter, and the make-up! We wrote Lick It Up!
Enough of that now.... This issue has the tendancy to tell me to buy other issues.... And I don't want to. This is what they'd like me to buy, so I completely understand what's going on: Green Lantern #25, JLE #38, Crisis on Infinite Earths (all), Green Lantern #25 again (that's right, twice), Aquaman #5. Why don't they just ask me to buy every single DC book? Thanks DC, you whore! Aside from that crap, here's my main problem... Maybe it's because all I really know of Elongated Man is post-Identity Crisis, but the guy is extremely wacky, like Plastic Man wacky. And PowerGirl is a feminist? I can tell by the haircut. There is A LOT of bad dialogue in this book, it's really hard to get through. It's like reading the Watchmen, but horrible. Then at the end they fight one of Mole Man's monsters... wait... He's not? Um... They fight Chthon..... This book is obsolutely awful, hard to read, and just not fun. How dare you JLE... How F'N dare you!