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Why doesn't Hulk ever have a mustache? The same could be asked about Red Hulk. This idea came into my head at the Long Beach Comic Con when I was talking to Tom Pinchuk and Ray-Anthony Height (yes, there was talk about the Invincible comic as well).  
 
You might say that since Bruce Banner doesn't have a mustache, Hulk shouldn't either. I do recall a period of time when Bruce was on the run and started getting pretty scruffy (back when he was calling himself "Mr. Green" and was talking to "Mr. Blue" on his computer). When Bruce changed, Hulk was as clean shaven as our intern Lemon.  
 
Also, let's take Red Hulk into consideration. Hopefully this won't be a spoiler for you but Red Hulk's identity has been revealed. In Hulk #23, there was even a two-page spread showing the transformation. 
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Where does Thunderbolt Ross' mustache go? You can't say that Hulks can't grow facial hair because in the future as the Maestro, Hulk has a pretty full beard going on. 
 
What makes Hulk grow facial hair. I've never seen Hulk shaving. Is his hair stronger than normal hair? Would he need a special razor in order to shave (maybe Wolverine could use his claws to help out). 
 
Since Hulk's transformation has a lot to do with his emotional state and psyche, there could be something there involved. Mustaches and facial hair are sometimes seen as representing an evil character. Could it be that Hulk and Red Hulk don't see themselves as "evil" and Maestro knows he's a mean son of a bitch?  
 
What are your thoughts on mustaches? Do you think Hulk should ever have one? Would you like to see other characters sporting them? 
 
(A special thanks to Joey and Tom Selleck for making that first image possible and for bringing tears of laughter to my eyes).
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#1  Edited By KRYPTON

Gamma Rays don't allow Hulk to grow a mustache. He would need a huge saw to shave his mustache, same goes for his hair. 

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#2  Edited By gmanfromheck
@KRYPTON : But as Maestro, he has a full beard. In the recent Avengers, he has longer hair too.
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#3  Edited By countvontrey

Rulk doesn't like mustaches, so he puts makeup over it like Cesar Romero.

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#4  Edited By dondasch

The gamma radiation could be the culprit, unless the Hulk's facial hair recedes into his face upon transformation.  This could also contribute to him being more angry I would think.

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#5  Edited By KRYPTON
@G-Man:  
Your right. Hulk also had a mustache in the Old Man Wolverine story line 

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#6  Edited By DMC

The fact that Rulk doesn't have a mustache has always bugged me.
I understand that Rulk having a mustache would have been a dead giveaway (pre issue #23), but some attention to detail would have been nice. Thunderbolt Ross should be clean shaven.

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#7  Edited By iLLituracy
@DMC said:
" The fact that Rulk doesn't have a mustache has always bugged me.I understand that Rulk having a mustache would have been a dead giveaway (pre issue #23), but some attention to detail would have been nice. Thunderbolt Ross should be clean shaven. "
This.
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#8  Edited By countvontrey
@DMC said:
" The fact that Rulk doesn't have a mustache has always bugged me.I understand that Rulk having a mustache would have been a dead giveaway (pre issue #23), but some attention to detail would have been nice. Thunderbolt Ross should be clean shaven. "
I think that would be a giveaway too. If T-bolt Ross suddenly showed up clean-shaven, people would be asking why. 
 
I suppose it's because the Hulk transformation isn't a direct biological transformation. As Tony said, it has to do more with emotional state and psyche. I haven't read all of this, but my guess is Ross' transformation has a lot to do with his years and years of hunting and despising the Hulk? If that is what's happening, the form of the Red Hulk would more resemble Banner's Hulk, rather than just a "hulked out" version of Ross.
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#9  Edited By Versasovantare

Hulk has actually grown a beard before. I don't remember the specific issue numbers, but I think it was sometime before or after House of M.
 

Beardy Hulk
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#10  Edited By gmanfromheck
@KRYPTON : That actually wasn't Hulk, one of his offspring. 
 
@Versasovantare: I mentioned Maestro having facial hair (which is future Hulk). But you never see him shave so what's going on?
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#11  Edited By KRYPTON
@G-Man:  
Related to the Hulk. 
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#12  Edited By longbowhunter

I think Rulk should have a mustache, but paint over it like Ceasar Romero did as the Joker.
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#13  Edited By Krakoa

Marvel has had a long tradition of pseudoscience by which they drop a term like "gamma radiation" or "cosmic rays" and then give it inconsistent magical properties.

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#14  Edited By Dr. Detfink

As Hulk stops being Bruce Banner, the hair grows...because it's Bruce that shaves not Hulk. 
 
As for Rulk...never mind.

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#15  Edited By xerox_kitty

The radiation stunted the hair growth in the chin...?

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#16  Edited By SupremoMaximo

...... and I've never seen Hulk go to the bathroom..

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#17  Edited By gmanfromheck
@SupremoMaximo: Jack Bauer doesn't go to the bathroom either. Even says so on his page here.
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#18  Edited By roadbuster

John Byrne addressed this sort of tangentially when talking about his termination from She-Hulk [edited to be more on point...]
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QUESTION:

I recently picked up Sensational She-Hulk #7, and I got to thinking.... Is this the basis of the disagreement with Bobbi Chase over the scene of Jen shaving her legs and breaking blades? (For the uninitiated, the story resolution in #7 has Shulkie undergoing an electrolysis treatment, which is specifically referred to as permanent, therefore there would be no leg hair to shave in the first place, let alone break razor blades against.)

ANSWER:
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On top of this was the scene with She-Hulk shaving her legs. Now, let me state up front that I have an instant prejudice against this sort of scene. I just don't like 'em. Not sure why, just don't feel they are necessary to the development of the characters. However, in the context of this particular scene, the "development" was to show that Jen was an idiot. Sitting in the tub, shaving her leg, she immediately breaks the blade. So she grabs another razor, and breaks that on the first stroke. So she grabs another, and breaks that. And another. And another. The "punchline" is to see a huge pile of broken razors by the tub. My objection, of course, was that Jen would not do this (even if she needed to shave her legs, which arguably she did not). The first time she tried, the first time the razor broke, she'd get on the phone to her pal Reed Richards and say "Here's my problem..." Reed would have an Atomic Leg Shaving Apparatus (which, knowing Reed, would be big as a Volkswagen) delivered to her apartment within the hour! Problem solved.

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The meta answer is "depends on the writer" (and the influence tradition may have on him or her). 
 
In-story, you have to address two questions: 1. How does Hulk default to a particular appearance?; 2. How does Hulk change that default appearance? 
 
With respect to the default, I tend to like the "RSI" (The Matrix) type logic, that psychic element that has accounted for the variable size, strength, savagery, smarts, & shade of the Hulk over the years.  You can argue that being clean shaven but with a mop of hair above is just what comes to Banner's subconscious mind and that Ross either thinks the same or- in years of hunting Hulk- has come to have the same image buried in his subconscious.  We know that whether Banner shaves his head, puts a bullet in himself, or Ross wears a mustache... when they transform they will revert to the default (I've not read enough Hulk to know, but has anyone ever lost a limb before transforming?).  So whatever hairstyle preference of Banner or Ross is just as irrelevant as any injury they might sustain. 
 
But to change that we're in more murky territory.  Our only data-points are the Maestro, Hulk off-spring in OMW, and She-Hulk shaving and infuriating Byrne.  RSI could account for all three- Maestro either thinks himself evil or aged, the spawn of Hulk having their own RSI, and Jenn's RSI matches her perception of what womanhood ought to entail?  But there are also other common factors.  In all three cases, the hulk-type has been in their form for an extended period of time.  Maestro doesn't revert back to Banner AFAIK, the spawn stays hulked up to survive the post-apocalyptic landscape, and Jenn was stuck as She-Hulk... so then the argument would be if you remain Hulk long enough, you can just grow hair and trim it.  A final common factor is the external variance on their mutation.  Maestro was dosed with radiation, the spawn was produced through reproduction, and Jenn through blood transfusion... these differences may account for their ability to grow hair.  Additionally, it could be a combination of all three. 
 
Honestly, though, I don't think the writers thought about it too much! ;-) 
 
Edit: Seeing Versa's post below gives us a fourth data-point and removes the third possibility if normal Hulk grows a bears without any extra effects acting on him... and I would tend to think he would not be able to adjust his RSI that much on a whim... so the most likely answer- if trying to stay more consistent than the writers- is time spent staying as Hulk with off-panel shaving.

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#19  Edited By tonis

your thinking of growing a mustache aren't you G-Man :) 
 
I'm kind of surprised that in the marvel universe there wasn't more staches. Given it's a trademark of Stan Lee, you'd think they'd have used it more.

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#20  Edited By Eyz

I remember plenty o' times seeing Hulk, in the 90s/early2000s' run having some not-full grown beard, scruffy, some facial hair... And like the others said, in Old Man Logan, in the End, in many other stories we've already seen Hulk with some facial hair.
 
Hulk can.
 
Now, Rhulk, that's a whole other question, I call it "plothole" on Jeph Loeb's part, or why you shouldn't improvise the answer to a mystery like Red's real identity/Ross.
(come on! It was so improvised! There were clues to him being Ross, yeah, but also to him being any of the other characters from Samson to Shield agents to Rick who turned out to be the A-bomb.. I'm sure he left the field open enough to improvise who should have been Rhulk in the end...and used "fake" Ross-androids in his plot to ease that solution)

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#21  Edited By comicbikerscott

the gamma rays cause whatever hair to fall off
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#22  Edited By weapon154

Because he looks like a giant doosh with one! Just look at 'im!

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Question: WHY DOESN'T RED HULK HAVE A MUSTACHE? 
Answer: BECAUSE IT'S LOEB MAGIC

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#24  Edited By N7_Normandy
@xerox-kitty said:

" The radiation stunted the hair growth in the chin...? "

As good an explanation as any
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#25  Edited By InnerVenom123
@Emerald Dragonfly said:
" Question: WHY DOESN'T RED HULK HAVE A MUSTACHE? Answer: BECAUSE IT'S LOEB MAGIC "
Pretty much this.
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#26  Edited By ImperiousRix

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Red Hulk should have a moustache.  It really makes no sense that he doesn't.  If the person that turns into the Hulk has a moustache, then the Hulk should in turn have a moustache; it's not as if the Hulk is bald, he has hair prior to and after transforming. 
Maybe it was because slapping a moustache on Red Hulk would have given a giant clue as to who Red Hulk was, but now that the secret's out, they should give him one.

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#27  Edited By Decept-O

The real reason?   
 
It is due to the fact these guys have the market on mustaches sealed tight:   
 
 

 
 


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#28  Edited By Gambit1024

...I gotta say, Hulk looks pretty good with a stache. 

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#29  Edited By Joe Venom

The transformation resets their puberty, which would also explain the urge to smash things.........

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#30  Edited By karrob
@DMC said:
" The fact that Rulk doesn't have a mustache has always bugged me.I understand that Rulk having a mustache would have been a dead giveaway (pre issue #23), but some attention to detail would have been nice. Thunderbolt Ross should be clean shaven. "
Me too
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#31  Edited By roadbuster
@ImperiousRix said:
" it's not as if the Hulk is bald, he has hair prior to and after transforming."
But it is historically true that Banner can have stubble or have a shaved head, but as Hulk clean shaven and a full head of hair. 
Why must there be any correlation between Banner's appearance and Hulks?  Banner isn't several meters tall, green, or bulging with muscles.  Banner sometimes requires glasses.  Banner can be so despondent as to attempt suicide by eating the barrel of a gun... and Hulk will just angrily spit out the bullet.  Why would Banner's trivial choices with respect to hair make an impact on a being that defies his characteristics at every turn?
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#32  Edited By lagoon_boy
Well, the comic logic is very flawed to some degree..but Ross having a full mustache prior to the transformation into the The Red Hulk, and losing it during in the Rulk state feels weird, but I do agree on this guy.
 
@Decept-O said:
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The real reason?   
 
It is due to the fact these guys have the market on mustaches sealed tight:   
 
 

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#33  Edited By Doctor!!!!!

If Hulk wore a mustache he would look like a pissed off Tom Selleck!!!

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#34  Edited By ddaann1985

Ok here is my solution to that problem...... Hulk and Banner can both grow beards.....
 
But they both have a seperate skin profile...witch must have time to grow hair....
 
In case of when Banner would be human for long....and he didnt shave...he got a beard....
 
But , when Banner changed into Hulk that skin needs the same time to grow hair as his human form... And since he doesnt stay "Mindless Hulk" for long...the "Hulk-skin"  never had time to grow facial hair. When he was "Smart Hulk" ... (Like in Planet Hulk) he was Hulk all the time, but was smart enough to shave..  So both Banner in his Human and Hulk persona can get facial hair..
 
So, do I get a No-Prize now or ......:P

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#35  Edited By Namor1987

Plain & simple I don't think HULK has the patience to shave
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#36  Edited By vashdog

Maybe different level of  Androgen.

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#37  Edited By Altar

im pretty sure he would jus get mad, because it itches.

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#38  Edited By ohrenclez
@DMC said:
" The fact that Rulk doesn't have a mustache has always bugged me.I understand that Rulk having a mustache would have been a dead giveaway (pre issue #23), but some attention to detail would have been nice. Thunderbolt Ross should be clean shaven. "
Although i don't really know that much about the Hulk and the Marvel Universe, even i could have guessed that it's General Ross if Red Hulk had a mustache. But if if thunderbolt all of a sudden wouldn't have a moustache anymore, it also could have been a clue too much to who he really is. 
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#39  Edited By Joeybagad0nutz

The Hulk had a beard for a little bit when Bruce banner was hiding in Canada and it was winter.
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#40  Edited By ImperiousRix
@Mainline: 
I'm merely stating my belief that Hulk is simply an "enhanced" version of Bruce.  As such, he wouldn't have the need for glasses and his puny human feelings would matter little when in Hulk form.  However, I don't buy the whole discontinuity between hair is all.
I know it's weird to think that a dude can turn into a ten foot tall hulking red behemoth, but be taken aback by the fact that he loses his moustache (and then grows it right back afterward), but to me it's just weird.  Perhaps it's because I don't have the GREATEST understanding of the Hulk, but am I to believe that if the Hulk were to say shave his head, it would have no bearing on Banner's appearance?  If Banner got a tattoo, would this reflect on the Hulk?  I just don't get it!
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#41  Edited By No_name_here

I want to do a year long maxi series about the Hulk waking up one day to find he's got a mustache for no reason. He spends the next 12 issues journeying across the world and fighting his villains to discover the terrible secret.

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#42  Edited By DarkChris

Maybe,when he's Hulk for a long time his hair and moustache grow. That's why Maestro has hair and beard. If he is only for a little, for example in a battle then there isn't time for hair to grow up.

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#43  Edited By roadbuster
@ImperiousRix: It's not completely counter-intuitive even for a casual Hulk fan... if you watched Incredible Hulk with Edward Norton, Banner had a full on beard at one point and scruff for much of the film.  In the current Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes cartoon, Banner has a five o'clock shadow that Hulk doesn't share.
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#44  Edited By Spideycap

Its really as simple as this: they didn't want to give away who rulk was so they had to lose the mustach. Now since everone is aware of who he is, i say thunderbolt should rock the stach in hulk form for sure.

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#45  Edited By gethere

I was thinking that what been said before must be true, that is the change is clearly   psychological and maybe the red hulk represent was ross wanted to be strong and in his prime 

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#46  Edited By TheMess1428
@G-Man: Hulk in the future from Next Avengers, He had a beard but no mustache. 

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#47  Edited By staceydillon

" Off My Mind: Why Doesn't Hulk Ever Have a Mustache?"
I do believe this is the best title ever. For any thing.
 
Also the Hulk with a mustache reminds me of Ron Swanson.
 

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#48  Edited By EGoD  Moderator

looking at the pictures g-man put up, I'd have to say its cause he'd look like an 80's porn star.
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#49  Edited By Illyana Rasputin
@KRYPTON said:
" @G-Man:  
Your right. Hulk also had a mustache in the Old Man Wolverine story line 

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Brutal!
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#50  Edited By DMC
@ohrenclez said:
" @DMC said:
" The fact that Rulk doesn't have a mustache has always bugged me.I understand that Rulk having a mustache would have been a dead giveaway (pre issue #23), but some attention to detail would have been nice. Thunderbolt Ross should be clean shaven. "
Although i don't really know that much about the Hulk and the Marvel Universe, even i could have guessed that it's General Ross if Red Hulk had a mustache. But if if thunderbolt all of a sudden wouldn't have a moustache anymore, it also could have been a clue too much to who he really is.  "
Not necessarily, most of the time we just saw the LMD Ross, I don't think we actually saw the real Ross at any point before #23

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