Realizing that the news media thrives on conflict, the attention-hungry heroes of Hashtag: Danger must contrive a fake super-villain fight! PLUS! Snelson eats in a restaurant and it doesn't go well. EXTRA! Eclectic and handsomely illustrated AHOY text shorts! Painted cover by Richard Williams (MAD, Edgar Allan Poe's Snifter of Terror).
- Hashtag: Danger (Mission 000010)
- Through the Valley of Shadows!, Part 1
- Part 2: Trial By Terror!
- Part 3: Blood and Honor!
- Snelson: What's the Deal With Eating In Restaurants?
- The Pitch Meeting For Your Local Bank
- When We Get Done With Mr. Giraffe
Note: This is the only mission that isn't actually numbered, however, it's the mission between 000009 (previous issue) and 000011 (next issue), respectively.