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#1  Edited By castleking

So i been watching the entire Harry Potter series(dont Judge Me!!!) and  i keep thinking what kinda parents allows their kids to attend wizard school and what kinda school administration lets kids run around the halls when a killer or monster is on the school grounds?

just thinking about it blows my mind and its make it hard to believe or take the movies serious, i mean the school should have bn shut down ages ago if parents actually cared and complained. I mean the Slitheran dad with the long hair goes to the school when his obnoxious son gets scratched by the griffin horse thing and we're expected to believe that no other parents has gotten lawyers or the wizard council to shut it down when their sons and daughters are killed regularly inside the school halls?

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#3  Edited By jeanlucpicard

What blows my mind is how the keep saying "he who must not be named", its easier to just say That guy, kinda like the pill, everyone knows what your talking about w/o being specific.
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#4  Edited By castleking

also seeing Robert Pattison added to the negative feelings i had for the movie

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#5  Edited By isaac_clarke

HARRY POTTER IS THE DEVIL!
  
  

Oh wait it's not that kind of thread...
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#6  Edited By castleking

that is just scary

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#7  Edited By _Wildcard_
@isaac_clarke said:

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HARRY POTTER IS THE DEVIL!
  
  


Oh wait it's not that kind of thread...
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that video made me literally laugh out loud. my favorite line is "this is a generation of purity". lol
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#8  Edited By Mercy_
@isaac_clarke said:
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HARRY POTTER IS THE DEVIL!
  
  

Oh wait it's not that kind of thread...
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The stupidity of people never fails to amaze, amuse and scare me all at once. 
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#9  Edited By castleking

she's never surfed the web

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#10  Edited By DarkShadows

It's Hogwarts. A school for wizards and witches, of course there are monsters lurking around the school. And if you read the books, they are parents who complained about the safety of the school.

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#11  Edited By isaac_clarke
@castleking: @The Dark Huntress: @_Wildcard_: 
Just another religious fanatic that likely hasn't even seen the films or bothered picking up the books. The only frustrating part is what she does to these children, brainwash and push her own agendas on them under the name of SWEET JESUS!
She probably hates Merlin too. MERLIN IS A WARLOCK, WARLOCK = EVIL! blah blah blah.
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#12  Edited By Mercy_
@isaac_clarke:   
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#13  Edited By Sexy Merc

If you're on a comic book forum and see something wrong with how unrealistic Harry Potter is, then there's a problem.

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@The Dark Huntress said:
" @isaac_clarke:   
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Kill it with hellfire
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@Emperor Gonzo Noir: 
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#17  Edited By _Wildcard_

oh god, that video was awesomely horrible. gargoyles, sooo evil. and apparently the moon is now evil...

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#19  Edited By Billy Batson
@Sexy Merc said:
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If you're on a comic book forum and see something wrong with how unrealistic Harry Potter is, then there's a problem.

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this

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#20  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt

Harry Potter sucks... The end. Now watch this awesome video and laugh;

  

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#21  Edited By Magian

You are overthinking a bit too much I guess lol

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#22  Edited By Darkseid Elite
@isaac_clarke said:
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HARRY POTTER IS THE DEVIL!
  
  

Oh wait it's not that kind of thread...
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Damn if water bottle water is all it takes to get clean and excepted by God, I'ma leave it up and before I die I know what I'm doing!
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#23  Edited By Darkseid Elite

Live*
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#24  Edited By buttersdaman000

I love harry potter but I always thought a normal human would break a wizards ass lol.
Seriously, wizards are probably much weaker and more out of shape then the normal person. And a wizard still has enough speed to dodge spells.
If Voldemort had come up on me and tried to start shiiii I woulda dodged his green blast and mike tysoned his face man
Problem effin solved.
A muggle man defeats the Dark Lord with one punch. ONE PUNCH!!!

And you know what else I figured out why Voldemort had never really expanded to the united states. He stayed in England because if he ran up to some doods in the states chances are he would got his as shot lol.
Problem effin solved.
A gang banger defeats the Dark Lord with one bullet. ONE BULLET!!!

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#25  Edited By InnerVenom123
@FadeToBlackBolt said:

" Harry Potter sucks... The end. Now watch this awesome video and laugh;

  

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Cracked FTW
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#26  Edited By King Saturn
I think I have only seen one Harry Potter movie in its entirety 
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#27  Edited By Ebbm
@castleking:

Only one kid had died at Hogwarts up until the final book. And the big point of Book 2 was that they were planning on shutting the school down for fear that it would happen again.
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#28  Edited By _Sojourn_

Video is hilarious... THE HOLY BOTTLE OF WATER... I LOVE IT 

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#29  Edited By castleking
@Ebbm said:
" @castleking: Only one kid had died at Hogwarts up until the final book. And the big point of Book 2 was that they were planning on shutting the school down for fear that it would happen again. "
yeh, but the level of irresponsibility of the school staff amazes me..

how can they condone life and death games?
the triwizard tournament fighting dragons, underwater creatures and whatnot... i mean seriously why arent the teachers and dumbledore in jail for child endangerment?
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it's a movie it would be pretty boring if they had an actual school life

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#31  Edited By azza04
@isaac_clarke: poor deluded women, if christianity would of killed a 13 year old boy (a fictonal character or not) then i spit on that so called god. It's like rorschach said God doesn't make the world this way we do. It really made me feel wierd watching that video, a bit upsetting. 
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#32  Edited By xkoenig
@azza04 said:
" @isaac_clarke: poor deluded women, if christianity would of killed a 13 year old boy (a fictonal character or not) then i spit on that so called god. It's like rorschach said God doesn't make the world this way we do. It really made me feel wierd watching that video, a bit upsetting.  "
It's most upsetting 'cos she reduces a room full of children to tears. I mean, I get trying to get people to be good and true to each other, but making you hate yourself? Let's not get too carried away. But regarding the Harry Potter thing, she's just gone crackers IMO. There are some bat**** crazy people out there!!
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@Billy Batson said:
" @Sexy Merc said:
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If you're on a comic book forum and see something wrong with how unrealistic Harry Potter is, then there's a problem.

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this

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lol, gotta agree a bit here, HP is pure fantasy, you just sit back and smile, don;t try to think about it  ;)
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#34  Edited By azza04
@xkoenig: i cant say i believe in god in the form he is described in the bible. I do believe there is a creator though. Something had to have created the universe, i dont buy into that hole big bang theory, after all if it was true something must have created the elements that formed the big bang (it didnt just happen out of nothing) 
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#35  Edited By ARMIV


My only thing against the series (at least the movies) would be the fact that everything seems too convienient.

....I spelt that right, right? Internet Explorer doesn't do spell check.

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#36  Edited By HolySerpent
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this made me laugh
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#37  Edited By HolySerpent

Harry potter is the greatest.
i am proud to say i am a harry potter fan

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#38  Edited By one_upper
@castleking: Don't judge you? For watching Harry Potter. If I was going to judge you it would be for seemingly not having read the books.
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#39  Edited By Sherlock

I hated all the movies after the second i could get passed the scenery and character changes.The books were ok i read them once will most likely never do so again just kinda meh for me

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#40  Edited By one_upper
@Sherlock:  To each their own.
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Keep in mind, Harry Potter was written for children. No one ever rants and raves about my favorite book from my childhood, Tangle and the Firesticks.

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@HolySerpent said:

" Harry potter is the greatest.
i am proud to say i am a harry potter fan
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#43  Edited By one_upper
@sesquipedalophobe:  It started out as a children's book but has transcended generations. The very parents who read the books to thier children fell in love with them and a generation of children will bring that love to their children in the future I believe.
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#44  Edited By HolySerpent
@Prince CortSether:

you my freind are a trol
 
 
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#45  Edited By Loki9876

don't judge me but i like potter there are some flaws in it but i like the hp universe i just grew up with it.

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#46  Edited By HolySerpent
@Loki9876:
you are not alone harrry is awesome.. and i cant wait for final movie to come out
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#47  Edited By HolySerpent
@Prince CortSether: 

  
  
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#49  Edited By Larkin1388

I'm not a fan of Harry Potter. But the books were WAY better than the movies...

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#50  Edited By castleking

@holy serpent

you are very perceptive and i agree on your 1st post in this page.

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