Gintama #3

Proper Japanese Title: Kangaetara Jinsei-tte Ossan ni natte kara no Hō ga Nagai ja nē ka! Kowa!! (考えたら人生ってオッさんになってからの方が長いじゃねーか! 恐っ!!)

Chapter Titles

• Lesson 014. "If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out" (コスプレするなら心まで飾れ "Kosupure suru nara Kokoro made Kazare")
• Lesson 015. "Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn into Men When They Touch a Frog" (男にはカエルに触れて一人前みたいな訳のわからないルールがある "Otoko ni wa Kaeru ni Sawarete Ichininmae Mitai na Wake no Wakaranai Rūru ga Aru")
• Lesson 016. "If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life's a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!" (考えたら人生ってオッさんになってからの方が長いじゃねーか! 恐っ!! "Kangaetara Jinsei-tte Ossan ni natte kara no Hō ga Nagai ja nē ka! Kowa!!")
• Lesson 017. "Even if You Aren't Drunk, Pretend You Are and Steal Your Boss's Toupee" (酔ってなくても酔ったふりして上司のヅラ取れ "Yottenakutemo Yotta furishite Jōshi no Zura Tore!")
• Lesson 018. "If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish!" (男ならとりあえずカジキ! "Otoko nara Toriaezu Kajiki!")
• Lesson 019. "Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys" (アイドルだって ほほお前らと同じことやってんだよ "Aidoru datte Hoho Omaera to Onaji koto Yattendayo")
• Lesson 020. "Pets Resemble Their Owners" (飼い主とペットは似る "Kainushi to Petto wa Niru")
• Lesson 021. "Kids' Annoyance Factor is Proportional to the Length of Their Hair" (襟足の長さと子共の憎たらしさは比例する "Eriashi no Nagasa to Kodomo no Nikutarashisa wa Hirei suru")
• Lesson 022. "Stress Makes You Bald, But Its Stressful to Avoid Stress, so You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, so In the End There's Nothing You Can Do" (ストレスはハゲる原因になるがストレスをためないように気を配るとそこでまたストレスがたまるので結局僕らにできることなんて何もない "Sutoresu wa Hageru Genin ni naru ga Sutoresu o tamenai yō ni Ki o Kubaru to soko de mata Sutoresu ga tamaru no de Kekkyoku Bokura ni dekiru koto nante Nanimonai")