Today I am neither angry nor surprised.
I said it was stupid and it was. I said that it was not pre-written and it wasn't. Jason Aaron just pulled a bunch of crap out of his butt and splattered it on a page so that we could eat it up. Everyone said, "you can't complain until you read it". Thank you YouTube for proving that untrue.
The arm from TGOT - rushed into this book with no linkage whatsoever. Just to give the appearance of some type of premeditation.
Odin can't pick up Mjolnir - no explanation.
Thor can't pick up Mjolnir - no explanation. And Thor's still acting noble for what it's worth so what changed?
Odin acting like a tyrant - fuel for the dominating feminist who want nothing to do with equality.
Thor's teets on every page - something again for the dominating feminist who can simultaneously talk out of both sides of their mouth "portraying women as sexual toys is bad"/"show me more Thor teets"
Mjolnir flying through the air with Thor expressing "it's never done that for me". Must be some ancient Asgardian you think? No, its just some BS to through you off the scent. Or its because "the Hammer likes to be stroked by *HER* hand". I'm good with either explanation - at least I have one for this unlike everything else in this book.
Jane on the moon walking around unnoticed while suffering cancer and expressing "There must always be a Thor" as if she didn't personally know one?!?!? "A" Thor - like some concept that you know only conceptually? This is just mindbogglingly bad character development if you knew it was Jane beforehand. Or maybe Jason just decided recently?
Jane refusing magic treatment - why not destroy her character as well by having her contradict her own belief system? Great character development.
The "All-Mother", nice concept. Where'd you come up with that idea?
New character? Interesting story? Every word that came out of "Jane's" mouth was something that Thor had spoken before in the exact same way. Every fighting move that "Jane" had done Thor had done before (for 1000s of years). I love how "Jane" could do all the stuff instantly as well as a guy/god who had practiced for a 1000 years.
THESE BE MIGHTY FINE FIREWORKS. BUT A STORY, IT IS NOT.
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