DaggerKlutz was in the president’s office. It was everything he expected and more. He was a little disappointed that there wasn’t a platinum bust of himself in here but at least there was golden one. Besides, he did look better as a golden bust anyway.
The phone rang. The ringtone was the presidential song, this made DaggerKlutz giggle just before he answered it. He pressed a button to put it on speaker. It was his secretary. In her lazy ‘I don’t care’ voice she said, “Mr. President, those streamers, balloons, cake, and clowns are here.” DaggerKlutz grin got even bigger. “Thank you. Please set them up at the universal jumper. They are vital to my evil operation.” With that done, DaggerKlutz hung up the phone.
The evil genius spun his chair around so he could look out the window and see the lawn. This was one of his evilest plans yet. Not only would one universe suffer his evil but another one will as well. One of his recent inventions has paid off. A Universal Jumper. He had ‘jumped’ from one universe where he is just the CEO of the Hairy Back Corporation to one where he was actual President of the United States. With this presidential position he could make some heroes learn how truly sinister he was. Of course, he had to deal with the Patrick Back in this universe. Let’s say that this universe’s Patrick Back was in a better place.
In Hawaii Patrick Back was enjoying his vacation by tanning at the beach while gulping down a nice, cold pineapple smoothie. It was nice for that other DaggerKlutz to come over and handle his presidential matters while he takes a vacation. Being both the president and evil was hard work. He really needed this vacation. The real president started to laugh. Now he could be evil and be on vacation. He should have made a Universal Jumper himself to get more Patrick Backs. You could never have enough evil or vacation.
Back at the Vine Universe’s DaggerKlutz, the one who actually wasn’t the real president. He was in front of the Universal Jumper. Celebration decorations were surrounding him. It looked like a welcome party and, in a way, it was. DaggerKlutz punched in a command in the Universal Jumper. Now three heroes would be pulled into this universe and fall into his evil plan.
The current plan was to extract Sha, Charge-Up, and Slight from the Vine universe. They would be teleported through the arc in front of him. Then DaggerKlutz would say these lines.
“Hello heroes. I am the good DaggerKlutz. I welcome you to this universe. I am the President of the United States and I need your help. Our military, allies, and own universe’s heroes couldn’t stand a chance against this threat. It was through my genius idea that I decided to build this Universal Jumper so I may get the aid of more heroes. So will you answer me these two questions? One, will you help me and my universe? Second, is my counterpart in your universe bald as well?”
DaggerKlutz snickered at his own genius plan. He was brilliant. Once the heroes say yes, because they are heroes who help the innocent, he will send them on a bogus mission. Then the gap created by the Universal’s arc started to glow blue. The heroes were coming. DaggerKlutz quickly grabbed a handful of streamers, preparing to shower the heroes with them once they arrive.
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