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#1 Edited by extrastupidsupersnitch (135 posts) - - Show Bio
This thread is for comments you've always wanted to say if the publishers wrote you into the script.
Here's an example, off the top of my head. I'll have more soon:

X-MEN ANNUAL 2007 (my imaginary cameo appearance)
Exodus: This ship–so impregnable, so very deadly–was to be my ark.
Exodus: I would have brought the children from among their enemies, to a new Genosha.
Supersnitch (me): Er…excuse me, Exodus, don't you think you should start off with a gold fish or something?
Exodus: What?
Supersnitch: To be honest, I'd never trust you with any pet, let alone a child.
Exodus: How dare you…
Supersnitch: I mean you're hardly role model material. Does Apocalypse have your real brain in a jar?
Special Effects: CHOOOOOM!!!!!
Supersnitch: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Rogue: Oh mah god! Ya f@#%#$! Ya killed mah friend!
To be continued…
Note: It's convenient that the Shield helicarrier looks a bit like a fish tank.

I've been meaning to get around to adding a happy ending. We all know I survived this and am able to type this message.
Ok here goes:
Random: Exodus! You said  "nobody dies."
Exodus: Calm down, Random. I didn't kill the mouthy witch. I simply teleported Snitch off the ship.
Rogue: Lucky for you, honey. Lucky for you.
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#2 Posted by _Obsidian_ (4618 posts) - - Show Bio

lmao

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#3 Posted by Le Wu (257 posts) - - Show Bio

lol should´n this be in Off-Topic??

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#4 Posted by extrastupidsupersnitch (135 posts) - - Show Bio
Le Wu said:
"lol should´n this be in Off-Topic??"
I don't know. Maybe.
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#5 Posted by Constantine (16127 posts) - - Show Bio

off-topic is non comic related......this is comic related

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#6 Posted by Resonate (14551 posts) - - Show Bio

on top of that its dealing with your character, so I suppose this is fine where it is

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#7 Posted by Soldier-Boy (2601 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey Res you wanna get a job??

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#8 Posted by extrastupidsupersnitch (135 posts) - - Show Bio

I wish I could delete all the posts that don't deal with my topic.

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#9 Posted by Resonate (14551 posts) - - Show Bio

sorry snitch :(

Soldier check your PMs

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#10 Posted by Asymmetrical (23750 posts) - - Show Bio

lmfao, that was awesome :D

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#11 Posted by extrastupidsupersnitch (135 posts) - - Show Bio

Is there a moderator that can remove all of the non-relevant posts? People will have to scroll down forever to see any scripts.

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#12 Posted by extrastupidsupersnitch (135 posts) - - Show Bio

I've been meaning to get around to adding a happy ending. We all know I survived this and am able to type this message.
Please see my addition to the very first post in this thread.

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#13 Posted by Maya_Liafador (5831 posts) - - Show Bio

Supergirl Many happy returns!

Doctor: And she was doing what when you found her?
Linda: UH
(Back at the park)
Linda: What the hell are you doing
sha: what does it look like! i'm *shnnne*  doing
Linda: A handstand
Sha: that's how much you know
Linda: ok i give what's the deal here
Sha: i'm trying to push earth out of it's orbit
Linda: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuhhhhhhhhh

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#14 Posted by extrastupidsupersnitch (135 posts) - - Show Bio

That was good. Keep them coming! I wish I could "bump" this thread without typing anything. :)

~BuMp~