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The kid's not for sale.
How the hell are ya!
You're thinking of selling a three year old sentient robot you old cook.
But I'm doin good,
Whoa, you mean that little creep is a.....robot???
Wow that's weird?!?!
So how much do you think I could get for her. Hypothetically
Hold on now!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was saying "Hypothetically"
It's not like I would..
Shakes head disgusted
Dude...I will kill you if you try to sell the kid.
It's not a kid it's a toaster slash sex bot.
It's a kid.
And you're gross, outside and inside.
It's not a kid, it's a toaster you nit wit.
Literally a bunch of nuts and bolts.
Seems pretty alive to me, you strabornagonaron. But who wants to funk a toaster?
I don't want to but I know a bunch of people who would, it's a great investment.
And you wonder why no one likes you or gives you attention?
Dude, you're nasty. And your face is atrocious.
Tough talk coming from an appliance activist.
You have no foot to stand on if you've ever put something inside a kitchen appliance.
I would slide you. Then I would let the "Toaster" Slide you.
You. Don't. Have. Eyes. Get out my face.
The toaster can be reprogrammed just like any other tool, it won't slide me once I get my hacker hands on its mainframe.
Probably make it fight you to the death, then what?
You gonna let a toaster kill you?
No of course not, you'd have to get past me to get to her anyway.
Stop calling it a "her", it's metal pretending to be alive for gods sake.
It's a hideous golem and that's a compliment from me.
It's almost like I asked.
But I don't care, she's not goin with you Slimer.
Pft weirdo what ever I'm out of here
Oh thank God, see ya dweeb!
Does God have a special place for machines in heaven?
I would think not.
Don't say that you potato, now she's not going to care about morality.
No heaven, nor hell for machine kind.
Just the void...
Huh...that's some what disappointing.
I don't know for sure. I'm simply going off of pure logic. But if it makes you feel any better, I believe that consciousness is merely and illusion and that when we mortals die there is nothing afterwards.
That's not necessarily true, your conscioussness remains in some spiritual form.
Well for organics I've seen, never saw anything for machines.
Do you have any evidence of this?
You never told me you were a sex bot??
...I have no record of ever stating that.
Arhg!!!! That son of a B'tchl lied to me !
I'm gonna kill that thing next time we meet!
I think not.
Who asked ya.......JERK!
So are we going to "wack" anyone today?
No one did. I'm now simply warning you that I am an officer of the law and that if you threaten the physical safety of others I will have to charge you with a criminal threat.
Not unless you want to wind up in prison.
*Whines* Uncle Stabbs never invited me to help him with work....
(Eyes light up with joy)
Little Backstabber Jr. is that you??????????????
Yes, for P.R reasons I am now Guardian!
Instead of Contingency.
I'm so happy glad to see you!
I have a gift for ya!
What is it?
*Reaches down to the gun strapped to his ankle an pulls out a tiny 'Pink' 9mm*
I um got this just for ya, you know when you wanted to make your first kill
*fights to hold back the tears*
@backstabber: *yoinks it from his hands and tosses it in the garbage*
Your niece is a pink thot hah! *runs away snickering*
@backstabber: *Bullets bounce off of him as he runs away laughing hysterically*
I told you spud I AM BULLET PROOF!
*Using his mutant abilities to there full potential he aims one last shot right up you crack*
*Lets out a yelp then giggles as it goes up*
*turns around before purring*
I didn't know you swung that way.
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