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A plant creature? ‘Tis an odd time.
"Awesome kid. Here's my Switch. Take care of it. It's got a few games you can play on it."
"Twanks! I'll take Gwoot care of it!"
Instantly starts playing
"I know you will. Have fun, kiddo."
"Twanks! You Root's newest fwiend!"
"Oh my goodness it's a tiny tree man"
"I am Root! No Twee Man! Just Root!"
"Ah, uh, nice to meet you Root!"
"No. He is Root. Slayer of Evil and Destroyer of Bosses. Origin of Awesome."
Shakes his head.
"Sheesh, get it right."
"He is correct! I am Root! Swayer Of Swevil Dwestwoyer Of Bwosses! And I am The OWIGIN OF AWESOME! And Hwe is my Bwestest Fwiend!"
"Well alrighty, good to know!"
"Vwery Good to know!"
You're so cute, I just want to hug you to pieces!
"Dwon't do dat! No hwugs to pwieces! Root don't like dat!"
Oh no I won't, I'd never want to hurt you! I wanna be your friend!
"But Root alweady has a fwiend. Root can hwave two fwiends?"
"Just means double the fun, right?"
(Giggles) Don't be silly,
You can have tons of friends.............
I already have tons of friends, and I make more everyday! It's fun!
"He mocks my twalking...."
Oh No No No!!
I'd mean to, really you have to believe me,
I just want to be your friend, that's all!
*Pounces and licks BLUBBER*
*Rolls around on the floor giggling*
I love you Kon, you're my bestest friend!
"Ok Nwew fwiend."
"Good kid. Keep safe."
"Awesome. Must've been fun."
"We'll go swop-ing next twime."
"That'd be nice, but I think we should invite everyone with us. I know a few people who'd probably like to join us."
"Oh yweah? Nwew fwiends? Invite 'Dem!"
"Sounds like a plan."
"He's not adorable. He is the most handsome devil in the known universe. Chicas from across the cosmos try to hound him."
"I'm not surprised, he must be the coolest thing in the Omniverse."
"Still has a lot to learn, though. Good thing he's got me. So, who are you supposed to be?"
"You're a business man, if not a straight up CEO. Your coordination and speed exceeds normal parameters. However, you're subtle lack of self-care speaks another volume about you."
"Subtle microexpression. Vocab. I don't trust you."
His demeanor would change from businessman to hardened vigilante
"Good. Nothing is as it seems. And if you can't tell exactly what something is then don't trust it."
"I don't need your advice, and I don't want you near Root or me."
"That's understandable, but Root can decide who his friends are."
"Root is a kid. He needs someone watching his back. Also, friends don't hide who they truly are."
"Whoa. I'm whelmed."
"I mean, he's not much now. But man. Just wait..."
"I could care less, mano. Honestly, hype concerning heroes is meaningless."
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