'Now thats badass. Good luck chief'
Gee thanks. But it's not "Chief" its Blubber!
and I sure do hope they let me in! (Stares out to the star)
That's...that's a lot of fabric! What is that stuff anyway? Looks stretchy, I bet it could hold a lot of stuff!
Favored by Hermes? Maybe Lord Hermes himself? Or a deity from a different Pantheon?
Yeah, yeah, whatever! Hey, is that gold you're wearing?
He cracks me up
Interesting how the inhabitants of this planet are naturally attuned to the cosmic forces around them.
He can tune my A$$!
You just....um.....wait here, until I get....um....a bigger gun!
Oh yeah you'll wait.
And I ain't leaving because I'm scared, I'm leaving because i..
........I got something else to do!
(looks around to make sure no one hears him)
There is a cognizance available, but if Gadrak chooses to act upon it there is no sign.
EEK! (Screams like a little girl, Then Runs)
Just so you know I wasn't running, I was just...............
.............................................................................stretching my legs.
You better believe it!!!!!I ain't afraid of nothing!!!
I'm the most awesomeness Backstabber
You sound like you're bluffing. Either that or you're in some form of gastrointestinal pain.
Naw, I ain't got gas, at least not now!
And I only Bluff women,
I don't think you know what that word means.
Hey, I know exactly what it means,
Bluffing is when you..... (Goes into graphic detail of sexual activities)
Seems to be overcompensating a bit.
I'm Blubber (Smiles)
You're in uniform Gad, might as well not even try the whole 'Jacob Ford' routine.
Gadrak. Nice to meet you.
He removes his helmet and smiles back.
Nice to meet you Garderak.
Do you like cookies???
Those are the little sugar wafers, right? Yeah they're really good.
All I know is they're tasty.
Especially the chocolate chip kind.
Do you have any favorite cookies??
Oooohhh, (Claps enthusiastically)
I love those too, They're shaped like peanuts with peanut butter inside. Yeah!
Clever little things aren't they?
Agreed. No amount is satisfactory.
And I could eat a whole bag too.
His fits got alot...goin' on
Don't know much about him, but nice hat.
Hi new friend, I got Nutter Butters.
*Offers a bag over half eaten*
I think there may be some crumbs left
Eats the rest of the bag, plastic and all. The Law of Trafalgas handles the rest.
I never saw anybody down a bag of cookies like that. Not even me!
*Starts looking in his lunch box for more cookies*
It takes a while to figure out what one can eat with the Law of Trafalgas. As a recruit, I remember contests with my squadmates where we kept eating increasingly disgusting things until one of us eventually retched.
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