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#215901 Posted by Dusk_Zephyr (945 posts) - - Show Bio

How do we know you're not one of them? Redd is a suspicious name.

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#215902 Posted by Containment (687 posts) - - Show Bio

C. Redd:

Please. I've got much better taste than that. No black-and-red spandex here.

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#215903 Posted by Dusk_Zephyr (945 posts) - - Show Bio

That's reassuring. You need to contain that Warspool guy ASAP though. He's a menace.

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#215904 Posted by Deicidium (615 posts) - - Show Bio

... Really?

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#215905 Posted by Dusk_Zephyr (945 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes

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#215906 Posted by Containment (687 posts) - - Show Bio

C. Redd:

I'll work on it.

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#215907 Posted by Dusk_Zephyr (945 posts) - - Show Bio

Your work will be much appreciated.

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#215908 Posted by Deicidium (615 posts) - - Show Bio

I didn't think lunatics were anomalies.

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#215909 Posted by Containment (687 posts) - - Show Bio

C. Redd:

Suspiciously similar lunatics should at least be checked out.

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#215910 Posted by The_Surgeon_ (234 posts) - - Show Bio

I REALLY need to give some one a good colonoscopy really bad right now.

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#215911 Edited by Containment (687 posts) - - Show Bio

C. Redd:

Yeah, you have fun with that.

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#215912 Posted by The_Surgeon_ (234 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay just bend over there

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#215913 Posted by Warspool (658 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmm...

Appears to be ACF-[REDACTED].

*adjusts the lab coat he totally didn't steal off the guy he totally didn't just kill*

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#215914 Posted by The_Surgeon_ (234 posts) - - Show Bio

@warspool: Want to [REDACTED] all night long on my cot?

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#215915 Posted by Warspool (658 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_surgeon_:

Yup, definitely anomalous.

*puts on some cracked and bloody glasses he totally didn't steal from the same corpse - I mean, person laying on the floor*

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#215916 Posted by The_Surgeon_ (234 posts) - - Show Bio
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#215917 Posted by Warspool (658 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_surgeon_: @containment:

Uh... Agent S. Trudell? Escort this to its cell for isolation.

He says, doing a bad impression of Jeff Goldblum

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#215918 Posted by Pronoia (1443 posts) - - Show Bio

Where did Warspool go?

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#215919 Posted by Virtue_ (9 posts) - - Show Bio

To a prison cell where he belongs

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#215920 Posted by Warspool (658 posts) - - Show Bio

@pronoia:

Ask and ye shall receive a notification!

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#215921 Posted by Deicidium (615 posts) - - Show Bio

Ah, this is just golden.

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#215922 Posted by Warspool (658 posts) - - Show Bio
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#215923 Posted by LittleSpark (211 posts) - - Show Bio

I know a guy with a line on some cells, if you want to come join the jailhouse party.

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#215924 Posted by The_Surgeon_ (234 posts) - - Show Bio

Icky ixky gurl, don't give me your cooties.

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#215925 Posted by Warspool (658 posts) - - Show Bio

Needs a Snickers.

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#215926 Posted by Pronoia (1443 posts) - - Show Bio

Why does he need a chocolate treat?

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#215927 Posted by Voracious (855 posts) - - Show Bio

It is a pop culture reference. I forget which one. Something that refers to a snickers as a mental or emotional remedy, of some sort.

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#215928 Posted by Warspool (658 posts) - - Show Bio
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#215929 Posted by Pronoia (1443 posts) - - Show Bio

The only emotional remedies I know are fasting and sleeping.

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#215930 Posted by LittleSpark (211 posts) - - Show Bio

A slit throat solves all emotional problems.

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#215931 Posted by Voracious (855 posts) - - Show Bio

Hardly.

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#215932 Posted by LittleSpark (211 posts) - - Show Bio

Sure it does. You just gotta find the right throat to slit.

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#215933 Posted by Pronoia (1443 posts) - - Show Bio

...are you virtue signaling?

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#215934 Posted by Warspool (658 posts) - - Show Bio

Destroy all virtue-signallers!

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#215935 Posted by Xzenix-Everdeen (3652 posts) - - Show Bio

Very, very unorthodox.

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#215936 Posted by Menagerie (184 posts) - - Show Bio

You know, I don't think I've ever seen a normal person come out of Gothic.

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#215937 Posted by Rosso (3695 posts) - - Show Bio

He's so nice, it makes me want to ruin his life. And there's a part of me that wonders what the hell is wrong.

Online
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#215938 Posted by _Drake (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

I can tell you what the hell is wrong.

He's so nice, it makes me want to ruin his life.

This is.

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#215939 Posted by Menagerie (184 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, that's not really a great thing to want. I mean it's down to her at the end of the day, but I'd be much happier without that whole life being ruined thing.

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#215940 Posted by _Drake (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, yeah. There are worse ways to get your life ruined, though.

Like becoming an archer.

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#215941 Edited by Menagerie (184 posts) - - Show Bio

I feel like there's a story there.

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#215942 Posted by _Drake (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

Moral of the story is: if all you do is shoot arrows in a world where men lift cars, you're bound to get unemployed at one point.

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#215943 Posted by Menagerie (184 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I mean that's only if your planning on shooting arrows at other people.

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#215944 Posted by _Drake (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess I could try circus work.

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#215945 Posted by Menagerie (184 posts) - - Show Bio

Competitive is always an option, probably have to be pretty good at it if you want to make a living off of it though.

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#215946 Posted by _Drake (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

Go watch me on the next Olympics.

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#215947 Posted by Mother (395 posts) - - Show Bio

Pyro.

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#215948 Posted by _Drake (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

Big fan.

There's even theories about me being him but from purple dimension.

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#215949 Posted by Menagerie (184 posts) - - Show Bio

All in all, he seems like a pretty chill dude.

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#215950 Edited by The_Surgeon_ (234 posts) - - Show Bio

Show me some dog style!