Gigantic monsters are attacking Earth. It's up Marvel's heroes to stop them.
Superman is about to face a new threat from outside the Multiverse.
Moon Knight has been dealing with the different personas he's created. Turns out it goes back to when he was a kid.
How do we know you're not one of them? Redd is a suspicious name.
Please. I've got much better taste than that. No black-and-red spandex here.
That's reassuring. You need to contain that Warspool guy ASAP though. He's a menace.
I'll work on it.
Your work will be much appreciated.
I didn't think lunatics were anomalies.
Suspiciously similar lunatics should at least be checked out.
I REALLY need to give some one a good colonoscopy really bad right now.
Yeah, you have fun with that.
Okay just bend over there
Appears to be ACF-[REDACTED].
*adjusts the lab coat he totally didn't steal off the guy he totally didn't just kill*
@warspool: Want to [REDACTED] all night long on my cot?
Yup, definitely anomalous.
*puts on some cracked and bloody glasses he totally didn't steal from the same corpse - I mean, person laying on the floor*
@warspool: kinky talk, I like
Uh... Agent S. Trudell? Escort this to its cell for isolation.
He says, doing a bad impression of Jeff Goldblum
Where did Warspool go?
To a prison cell where he belongs
Ask and ye shall receive a notification!
Ah, this is just golden.
Zip it Tiho!
Hey, that's probably true.
I know a guy with a line on some cells, if you want to come join the jailhouse party.
Icky ixky gurl, don't give me your cooties.
Needs a Snickers.
Why does he need a chocolate treat?
It is a pop culture reference. I forget which one. Something that refers to a snickers as a mental or emotional remedy, of some sort.
Plays with the neck flap
The only emotional remedies I know are fasting and sleeping.
A slit throat solves all emotional problems.
Sure it does. You just gotta find the right throat to slit.
...are you virtue signaling?
Destroy all virtue-signallers!
Very, very unorthodox.
You know, I don't think I've ever seen a normal person come out of Gothic.
He's so nice, it makes me want to ruin his life. And there's a part of me that wonders what the hell is wrong.
I can tell you what the hell is wrong.
He's so nice, it makes me want to ruin his life.
Yeah, that's not really a great thing to want. I mean it's down to her at the end of the day, but I'd be much happier without that whole life being ruined thing.
Well, yeah. There are worse ways to get your life ruined, though.
Like becoming an archer.
I feel like there's a story there.
Moral of the story is: if all you do is shoot arrows in a world where men lift cars, you're bound to get unemployed at one point.
Well, I mean that's only if your planning on shooting arrows at other people.
I guess I could try circus work.
Competitive is always an option, probably have to be pretty good at it if you want to make a living off of it though.
Go watch me on the next Olympics.
There's even theories about me being him but from purple dimension.
All in all, he seems like a pretty chill dude.
Show me some dog style!
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