WDYCT [CVnU]

Wait you don't want me to antagonize her

.....or you don't want her to antagonize Me?

If you're a human elephant, where's your penis?

What a total dick.

Oh well you're a total....um.....uh....

....................I got it "JERK"!

Cringe. You know, I won't bother with this sucker.

Damn right you won't bother me! .Jerk!

Oh I remember him.

Everybody remembers ME!

I am (Takes a dramatic pose) the number one, baddest, killingest, Mo-Fo, awesomeness, killer alive today!

You may applaud if you wish!

Some big eyes you got there, kid.

Yeah. And?

Jerk!

Wait how?!

'cause you're a loser, an awesomeness jerk who will never be as awesomeness as Me!

I am pretty awesomeness aren’t I?

NO! I an the one who is Awesomeness

You are the JERK!
Sheesh get it right!

You said I was awesomeness tho.

NO NO NO!

What i meant to say was you were an UNawesomeness Jerk!

An UNawesomeness Jerk! An UNawesomeness Jerk!

But that’s not what you said tho

Oh Yeah!!! Well it's what I meant....JERK!

Well no, uh, double back, um, double down, uh,

ah hell your a jerk!

Nuh uh.

ARGHH!

Get it straight! I'm the awesomeness winner!

and you are the loser jerk!!!!!!!

That’s not what you said earlier

Pawn.

You tell em!

I’m not a pawn.

No, You're a Jerk!

Haw Haw Haw!!!!

You’re old.

Screw You,

I'm not old, I'm ........mature!

The ladies dig a matured man!

But not an old one.

And you’re old.

Just cause ya say it isn’t true doesn’t make it not true.

Well just cause your face, doesn't um make um a true um

Ah shut up, you're a jerk!

I’m not a jerk I’m awesomeness. You’re a jerk.

I think you mean me.

He looks angry

Don’t know her.

Oh, she looks nice!

She's out of your league!

He's himself.

He's Awesomeness

and in he I mean me not the other guy, because he is a jerk and is not as awesomeness as I am! For I am the total awesomeness, wrapped up in red tights!

Yeah, right.

Damn Right that's Right!

I am the most awesomeness of all that is awesome! And then some!

He probably won't listen to my reasoning.

Like, do you think nobody tops you in that awesomeness you refer to?

*Oblivious to everything*

Damn Right that's Right!

I am the most awesomeness of all that is awesome! And then some!

(Goes on ranting for the next hour)

....Narcissism... then we got something in common.