@Canine: I have just adopted several kittens. I will train them all to be evil. They'll be sleeping in my room. Oh Canine, sorry but we can't be roommates. I need all the extra space for these cats. Holds up box full of adorable kittens. Got to go. These cute little things are getting anxious. Goes to his room.
@DaggerKlutz: Growls at the fact that kittens are the reason why hes not allowed to bunk with the boss. I'm going to find a way to make a kitten sweater out of them one day...
Walks out of his bedroom with nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. He looks down at one of Daggerklutz's "Evil" cats, the cat look back at him then hisses at him. He smiles then kicks the cat down the nearby stairs.
Evil my ass! He then makes his way towards the bathroom to take a shower but is suddenly attacked by the rest of the pack of cats, whom noticed what happened to their brother. Agh! You {Subjective Word} Rodents! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! Him along with all the cats clinging onto his body hit numerous walls then suddenly fall down a spiral staircase at the end of the hall. The cats finally retract their claws from Canine's body, grab his towel in unison and casually walk away, leaving an unconscious and naked Canine lying at the bottom of the steps.
@Sideslash: There are many things I can do about this. I could cry about this and lock myself in my room until I feel better. I could let it slide because it is just a chair. Or I could even aimlessly attack you just for the heck of it. But instead I think I'll do this. Pulls out a bell and rings it. Suddenly a liter of evil kittens who have just attacked Canine rush at Sideslash. Attack him my pretties.
Wakes up and notices is current predicament and rushes back to his room, he comes out a few minutes later in his costume and heads for the living room.He notices a few of the cats, hissing at him and he decides to continue walking, trying to ignore them. He sits in his recliner chair and turns on the TV to Sponge Bob Squarepants.
@DaggerKlutz: "Really kittens?! Please..." MR glided into the room as if the spotlight must remain on her. She dropped 5 little seeds on the ground. The seeds shook and soon began to grow and sprout apendages. What had been 5 small brown seeds earlier had now taken the form of five lizard-like plant beings that were about the size of a baby elephant. "Now MY pretties scoot those precious kitties out of the way and show that lowly hero the way of the syndicate." The five plant beasts charged at Sideslash each whipped out their vine like tongues to wrap around their foe. One around his upper torso and neck, two on either arm, and two on either leg. "Now then move him outside please so he can enjoy my garden and the fresh air." She smirked as she gace the sarcastic remark and folded her arms together as she watched on in triumph. The beasts began to lumber towards a nearby window to throw the intruder out when something unexspected happened.
Canine turned his head back towards the direction of the noise from the other room. Quiet back there! My show is on! He turned back to continue watching Sponge Bob Squarepants, blurting out a couple of laughs every few moments.
@Madame Rose: With a yawn, Sideslash's body began to grow warm, as he was coated in a veil of hellfire sliced through the vines like a hot knife through butter. With a sarcastic grin he scoffed. "Plants? Really?"
@Nerx: I agree. I need an arch-nemesis who won't kill me. Otherwise I would be dead. And being dead is terrible. Almost as terrible as stealing 40 cakes.
@DaggerKlutz: At the end we're not that different they just think we are bad because we don't follow their norms while they take pleasure in beating us as a loophole in order to deviate that very norm
@DaggerKlutz: That doesn't even stop the crime as a whole and those who play chase really care about the game as civilians get caught in the crossfire, at least we are honest about our intentions
@Nerx: True. Some villains don't aim to hurt anyone, it is just an effect from it. And there are anti-villains who aim to do good with there deeds. Antiheroes aim to kill or cripple criminals, they are fully intending to cause harm. So whose worse, the one accidentally hurting others or the one with intention to harm?
@DaggerKlutz: Accidentally , they are not doing their jobs right then again that depends like how the cat burglar does not need to kill anyone but the mad bomber would love some collateral damage to his work. The antihero is just angst loaded in a person with a means of offense, they aim for the worst but they could affect the very people they want to protect. If the intention is to hurt then he/she should hurt but he/she should be ready for the karma.
@Nerx: You've said it. When you don't try your best and go for the easiest outcome (like killing instead of capturing) expect karma to get you. Let's face it. Antiheroes are too lazy to be true heroes. I guess that's their tragic flaw.
@Canine: Villains are honest that they are forces of evil (or at least not forces of good) and are not necessarily trying to hurt anyone. Antiheroes tend to be in denial that they may be as bad as the forces they kill. Antiheroes also want to kill. In some aspects antiheroes are worse than some villains.
Canine is knocked to the ground by the mysterious attacker and instantly gets up. He looks at the being with a confused look on his face. What the hell are you? His fangs then pop out of his jaws and he begins to snarl at the being in an aggressive manner. Try and tackle me again you lil' rodent.
Canine tilts his head to one side then begins to calm down. Oh fine, take a seat next to me, im watching SpongeBob. He sits back down on his chair and watches the tv, still alert an suspicious of the rodent.
Opens a bag of pretzels and begins to eat them. He suddenly gets a phone call. Yeah?... Twenty minutes is good.... Make sure extra peperoni and pick up some Maple Syrup!... Why?... Because i like Maple Syrup on my pizza... THATS NOT GROSS! ITS DELICIOUS!!!!.... Thankyou. He turns off his phone to avoid any more distractions and begins to eat the pretzels again.
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