"I don't need a handout or a sponsorship from any motherf*&^er to get the d*&n job done. Or to provide quality entertainment. Also, f&^% S'elebrity and f&^%the Justice Alliance and f&^% S.T.R.I.K.E."
The opening music and credits roll open as a series of shots and camera pans showcasing the red ronin in all his glory. For podcast listeners, only one of these would be true. Take a guess.
Always an opening sarcastic line or joke would open the segment, followed by a semi-serious statement, and another sarcastic or, rather, sardonic line
The next segments would either comprise of a general satire or criticism of other heroes, villains, or mercs, especially if there is budding or interesting hot topic to be discussed. Any current trend dissected and either thrown into the dumpster or held in high praise.
On other days, which would be most days, Ronin posts his various escapades and adventures, often saving the most hilarious or violent content behind paywalls on Patreon or OnlyFans, which are often pulled down due to their graphic nature. Usually, most of Ronin’s videos hit YouTube, often clips put together of the highlights of his patrols or little skits he does with the beaten bodies he has left in his wake.
Violence and comedy are the true dynamic duo.
Each episode sometimes ends with a small segment of Ronin answering or discussing tweets, posts, or texts, even a few of his own, or he does a short blooper or prank reel, the latter is often performed on unsuspecting criminals, civilians, celebrities, or heroes.
The show ends with closing music and and credits with sometimes one last blooper plays with a technical difficulties screen pops up.
| The Viral Vigilante |
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| Bringing the regularly schedule, daily chaos right to the comfort of your home! |
Media is the new currency, and Ronin is king.
Not a single injustice, not single Karen rant, stupid blogger, or overall internet troll or fake news provider escapes his notice.
Like a patron saint of satire, he makes sure everyone knows and is reminded that stuff like the Loch Ness Monster, evolution, utopia, little green me from Mars, and global warming are fictional concepts. The water the Loch Ness monster is from actually hosts an interdimensional portal that opens for a few hours on every other second week, of the second day, of every other month to a world full of monsters. Global warming is a ploy by the alien bureaucrats trying to freeze the world over. Evolution is laughable due to the nature of gods and other various entities and higher beings that have proven to have existed. Green, tall women are from Mars and blue medium men are from the moon. And the idea of anyone having the proper power to create a utopia and have it last is a foolhardy attempt by people with either parental or abandonment issues. Global warming is a ploy by an evil conglomerate in order to ensure they receive government subsidiaries for their "clean energy source", which in all reality is just another superweapon.
Overall, if his responses to all of the above are anything to go by, Ronin does not take anything seriously, even when it comes to his online presence or how the public perceives him. If all else fails for him to get under one's skin, he just gives the blunt, brutal honest truth with the occasional deception just for shock value or for a neat trick.
If he does take something seriously, it is simply destroyed by a nonchalant logical argument with a good dose of “hate speech”, which is often the deferred go-to for any chump that cannot handle the wisdom Ronin has to offer.
Anyone and everyone can be a target for his shenanigans and verbal beatings.
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| If you're gonna do something, either go big or do it while under some heavy LSD. |
The Kick-Ass Foundation, despite his various other attractions, is the largest source of entertainment and prides itself in being able to handle any sort of mission or quest that deals with either the humiliation and/or defeat of a person or organization.
Want a piece of tech stolen and have whatever security teams be made to look so incompetent they will never have another client again? Hit up Ronin.
Need someone dead but you want whoever it is you want offed to really feel their impending doom before the bucket is forcibly blown to pieces by some heavy-duty artillery? Ronin has got your back!
Want an entire mob or company's balls to shrink and hurt so bad that they need nothing short of either a coma or castration will relieve the problem? Please, Ronin's got the act down to a pat.
Need a huge slice of the revenge pie from someone else's hopes and dreams, but cannot afford a lawyer if you get caught? Making people miserable is just a reflex for Ronin at this point.
Guaranteed satisfaction.
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