June 21, 2018 - Addams University
"Parents, students, faculty, and beady eyed creepers from the slums of Hoboken", he watched in awe as various mortals looked to him with a sense of shock, "We gather here in celebration. Not for the somber endings of childhood, but for the optimistic beginnings of adulthood. Today we celebrate the opportunities given to all those who've been academically excellent since their freshman year. We celebrate because of your spectacular work ethic", he couldn't help but smile as reddened faces expressed flattery, "You students are the first of many future generations, who will no doubt graduate from this amazing university, which might I add was founded by thee first family of these United States." He winked toward the camera, very much aware that his Madame President was watching from her oval office.
"Now I want you all to enjoy this night. The first night where dependence on mommy and daddy is no longer necessary. Because tonight is the first chapter of your new life. A life that'll no doubt change the way America is perceived. An army of intellectual, savvy, strong, and truly gifted American citizens that I'm will alter American history for centuries to come. Thank you for your time. Thank you for being fantastic. Now throw those caps way up high, like you just don't care, and enjoy the rest of your life! Cause I'm sure it'll be great." Kenneth smiled to the camera yet again, knowing for sure he had done his partner proud.
June 21, 2018 - Underground
Whenever together they tear each other up like rabid animals. I've seen it with my own two eyes. It's crazy. I've never seen anything like that. I guess regeneration and a kinky sense for foreplay can do that for a couple of their stature. I told you I wasn't lying. President Addams has been sleeping with the First Husband for the last forty-eight hours, which means she hasn't kept track of the latest happenings in her country. Energies readings have been off the charts, the mutant gene has resurfaced after years of being dormant. One has to wonder what's cause this sudden upheaval in mother nature. I'm sorry Mister Ziev--err--Stark, but we kinda have to tell the President. She'll know what to do.
"I love you Clarice." His happiness always made her day, his happiness kept her sane, and as always his happiness got her laid. The circle of life had no ending, together forever, till the end of time. "I love you too, Noah." She couldn't help but feel the intense ecstasy course through her veins. His pheromones, his great physique, everything about him made her complete. "I will always love you", she said with parted breaths, knowing in her heart that this perfect life would never ever change.
June 22, 2018 - Addams Estate
"It's the fifth anniversary. It's the day I save America from the mutant menace. Sure I shadily took the presidency, but the humans are none the wiser. I have a husband, three dogs, and an army at my command. If Stark has told you anything than you know we have plans for expansion", she flat ironed her bouncy brown locks as words were reluctantly shared, "Now you tell me my most loyal ally was hesitant to tell me about the resurfacing of the mutant genome? I find that hard to believe. I also find it hard to believe that my powers have worn off after five years of being the only tool that has warded off enemy invasion." Miss Michelle didn't like liars, because liars are unworthy company, and unworthy company have a bad habit of dying in her prestigious presence.
"Let's say that I believe you. Let's say Stark is having a mid-life crisis, that's totally understandable. A few drinks and Canada should do the trick. However, this mutant problem will only cause me harm. That'll only give our dearest enemies ammunition in their pointless cause for rebellion. Which reminds me - why are they even upset? We have food, water, riches, American Idol, and porn. I see no reason for revolt." She let go of her precious device, content with her look for this evening's festivities.
"Sigh. I suppose civilization isn't entirely ready for absolute utopia, but let's get back to the main topic. These mutants will have to be handled. Now listen my duchess", she patted her pleasant assistant like a glorified lackey, "Don't tell any of my witches, especially Bonnie, but I've got that handled." She clasped her hands together, shook her hips from the left to the right, and licked her lips rather playfully.
"Done!", she said giddily, amused by her puppet's perplexed expression. "I have powers over the earth and like that. I made the world a better place. Now be a good girl and send out those invitations, I want anyone who's anyone to be here for this amazing anniversary! I'm sure it'll be a ball."
June 22, 2018 - Botanical Gardens
"Thousands of lives ended this morning. An act of God or something far more sinister? Incoming reports have stated each death share one similarity. Each victim was indeed a mutant. Some say this was a warning of the supernatural kind. Mutants are not welcomed. Mutants are satanic. Mutants do not belong. It's crazy to think that after our madame president saved us from the previous mutant apocalypse, that another one was on the verge of happening. But we don't have to worry anymore. We survived the sequel unscathed. Regardless of the reports, humanity is safe for another day, so there's no need to fear. Tonight's scheduled celebration will go as planned. Which goes to show that this new America is an America worth fighting for. Smile with grace. We all deserve it. My name Shinji Tzukazaki and you've been watching Channel Action News. Thank you and have a good night."
Kenneth was right. Cassandra was right. Madame Blossom was right. Everyone was right! I was a fool to let her cast this spell. I was to dumb to realize that her compliments, assistance, and love were all a well orchestrated forgery. I was childish. And after five years of living in this fake world.....the president has plucked the final straw. She's a monster. She needs to be stopped and I know just how. If my contingency spell was any good than three people should remember the previous reality. And if that isn't enough I've created a traveling spell...that'll incline all those hurt by Clarice in this new reality...to feel the need to end her damned existence. I can do this. I can cut the web and end this madness once and for all.
Tonight, Clarice Michelle Addams dies. It's only a matter of who gets the bragging rights.