The New Universe Saloon (CVnU Location)

@pyrogram:

" Oh, ok, i'll try my best "

@hellmouse: Clementine burst through the door, her ring blazing, a cowboy hat on her tiny adorable head

<<I'm looking for th' one calls himself...HELL MOUSE>>

@icarusflies: From his place on top of the bar, Hellmouse looks around, startled. He sees Clementine, and spits out his nibbles.

"Another rodent! Are you....pro-cheese?"

@crystal_crusader: (Hehe, thank you, I will pass that on to Hellmouse, he'll be thrilled XD)

@hellmouse: Her eyes narrow.

<<No I'm....VEGETARIAN>>

@icarusflies: He whirls around in horror at this, and looks Clem dead in the eye.

"Where I come from", Hellmouse says, chewing on a peanut, "That's fighting talk. Sure you don't wanna reconsider?"

@hellmouse:,@icarusflies:

Tyson looks at the two, ANOTHER talking animal fight! Well that just awesome

" FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT "

@hellmouse: <<Vegetables. Are. DELICIOUS.>>

Two pistol constructs appear at her sides

@icarusflies: i never fought i would see two cowboy rodents dual on here, i was wrong

@icarusflies:

Seeing the pistols, Hellmouse reaches for his own holster, but it is gone.

"DAMN THAT WRETCHED CHEESE MAN!" he yells. Frustrated, he extends one paw and concentrates, trying to summon a fireball. Nothing happens. In a furry fury, he grabs the nearest thing to hand - a beer coaster from the bar - and throws it in Clem's general direction, missing by a whisker. He looks at his paw again, frowning. "Come on....come on...."

@cassuis_slay_knightfall: I don't know why you're surprised. Stranger things have happened. ;)

@hellmouse: A coaster flies by Clementine's face. She wiggles her nose in outrage. It was a crime to attack a member of the Green Lantern corps. She raised on of her pistols, and began to fire a stream of green marshmallows at the mouse.

@icarusflies: True they have but still it was a welcome surprise lol

@icarusflies: Hellmouse attempts a nifty tuck and roll to avoid the marshmallows. For the most part he does, but a few hit him in the side, making him wince and cry out.

"Eeek! Sweet tasty agony!" He squeals, and takes cover behind a bottle of beer. "Oh, now it is ON!!"

@cassuis_slay_knightfall: :)

@hellmouse: Clementine blew the marshmallow fluff off her pistols, and they vanished into thin air. <<Admit it: Celery is DELICIOUS!>>

@icarusflies: (Btw am I doing okay so far? *nooby grin*)

"Never! Cheese is the one true food!" Hellmouse cries, peeking around the beer bottle. "RENOUNCE YOUR HEATHEN VEGGIE WAYS!"

@hellmouse: (Doing great! :) )

<<NO! VEGETABLES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO GO! THEY PROMOTE LUSTROUS FUR AND CUTE FUZZY TUMMIES!>> She jumps onto a bar stool.

@icarusflies: (YAY! :D)

Seeing Clem approach, he takes a few steps back.

"What is a shiny healthy coat compared to a life of eternal power in Hell?! Give yourself over to cheese, and I will give you all your heart's desires! YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!"

@hellmouse: (^_^)

Clementine scampers onto the bar itself.

<<But what if my heart's desire is....LETTUCE!>>

@icarusflies:

"I can make you the Queen of Lettuce, I will give you a leafy green castle and all the veggies you can munch on" He holds out his paw, grinning "What do you say? An eternity of endless noms? Surely it has to be better than your life of servitude?"

@hellmouse: <<I have a lettuce PLANET. I was just testing you. You have FAILED!>>

@icarusflies & @hellmouse

Killer Rabbit strolled into the saloon, a cheap novelty sling-shot holstered in a genuine leather gun holster. She noticed her rival @dodgerrabbit at the bar, and ignored him. On the bar a mouse was fighting some other rodent. Or maybe she was just hallucinating again.

"Why the H are we here?" Her inner monologue grumbled.

"Cause we're past the post limit and we're hitting all the RP's now." Killer Rabbit replied to herself.

"We haven't broke the fourth wall in a while...."

"Yeah well, people here that don't know the Rabbit yet. Gotta make a name for our self, ya know?"

@icarusflies: @killer_rabbit:

"The only one I failed today was Satan by not claiming your ungrateful soul!!" Hellmouse squeaks, "YOU ARE A FOOL!!! You are -"

He stops, suddenly, noticing the rabbit enter the room.

"What is it with all the furries around here tonight? Stranger! SPEAK! Are you PRO CHEESE???"

@hellmouse

Killer Rabbit leaned down till she was eye level with the mouse. "I couldn't help but notice in your descriptive you call me a rabbit. I am a Rabbit. With adaddy R not a baby R." She studied the small creature through her dirty hair hanging over her eye, wondering if this was real, of if she had started drinking too early again.

"You dingus, he can't hear capital letters....."

"That's no excuse brain." She told herself. To Hellmouse, "I liked the furry reference though." She giggled. "Yes, I am totally pro cheese. Though I would say Texas is not the place to discuss politics."

@pyrogram

"Yo! Mister Clean." She snapped her fingers at the bartender. "I want in the boxing fight. I'll be your main event. I see the seller now, Killer Rabbit vs some guy eating though a straw the rest of his days..."

"Its a tad wordy, I think....."

"We'll just have the printers edit it down then."

@killer_rabbit: Baldy walked over and grunted "sign here" he handed her a notebook.

@pyrogram

Killer Rabbit signed the notebook. "Do you need a drop of blood or whatever?"

"This is a fight sign up, not a deal with the devil...."

@killer_rabbit: "Naa, Just...try not to die" He took the notebook and left.

@joewell: @killer_rabbit: ( Both start whenever , no need to talk to me about it )

Baldy pinned a sigh to the board saying the first fight would be on when both contenders are ready, in their own time. The rules were simple...

No powers - If you do have passive powers like healing you drink a special concoction that will make you temporarily lose them for 1 hour.

No weapons

no help

Winner is decided by whoever dies or gives up first.

@joewell Killer Rabbit paced in her corner, gloves raised and ready to fight.

@icarusflies: @killer_rabbit:(Gah sorry my internet died >_<)

"Hmmm....we're cool for now, rabbit", he chuckles, then turns his attention to Clem. "Sorry I uh...I phased out there for a second. Bad trip man. Flashbacks"

He stares wildly, then shakes himself.

"Bad times, man, bad times...ENOUGH OF SUCH TRIVIAL DISTRACTIONS! PREPARE FOR BOO BOOS AND OWIES!!!" He screeches, and hurls himself at Clem...

@hellmouse

"I heard that. You bolded and italicted that baby R." She growled at the mouse.

"Oh boy. We're getting the business from a mouse. This is a new low for us......" Her inner monologue sighed.

"This parrot started it!"

"You mean mouse...."

"Same thing." She muttered to herself.

@killer_rabbit:

"That was a typo, rabbit, I swear. A typo, and nothing more", Hellmouse sneered.

@killer_rabbit: @hellmouse:

Roger stepped in quickly..."Would you two be wanting food?" He took out a notepad.

@pyrogram@hellmouse

"Oreo's and beer." She told Roger. To the mouse. "You just did it again! And don't call me a typo. My mother was a saint. I'm told."

@killer_rabbit: @hellmouse:

Roger nodded and walked behind the bar, taking out a pack or Oreo's and a beer he walked back over and dumped it on the table "That will be on the bar, Contestants eat free..Ohh and" He placed a Cheese for the mouse "Baldy said he likes this mouse"

@killer_rabbit: "There are so many of your saints back where I come from, Rabbit" Hellmouse said, before turning to the bartender.

@pyrogram: "Tell Baldy I like his mother."

@hellmouse: Roger looked at the mouse and blew in it direction then took out a knife and placed it on the table "Shut it mousy" He picked up the knife and left.

@killer_rabbit: ,@pyrogram:

Tyson got in his corner and raised his arms

" Wait, i'm fighting a girl? I can't hit a girl "

@crystal_crusader: Baldy spoke "Shut up and fight"

@pyrogram:

Tyson looks at him unease

" Ok, i guess "

He put his fist up and got in a defensive position, then he awaited her move

@hellmouse: <<NO! I AM SMARTS! I AM-->> she also notices the rabbit. <<That no-good veggie stealer>>

@killer_rabbit:

Clementine puts up a shield to deflect the evil flying mouse. She rolls around in it like a pea.

(my character does not drink so probably not visiting here anytime soon)

@icarusflies: (That is freakin' adorable XD)

"You are indeed a worthy opponent, guinea pig, I may yet spare your life." Hellmouse leered. He paused to clean himself, polishing his horns with his paws. "But tell me - what is it about lettuce? How is it that you turn down my offers of power and fame so easily?"

@hellmouse: (^_^)

Clementine strikes a heroic pose, wobbling a little in her green bubble. <<I am force of righteousness! I fight for lettuce and cuddles, which cannot occur in the presence of evil! What kind of snuggles would I get if I became an evil soulless piggie? None. NONE AT ALL!>>

@icarusflies:

For a moment, inspired by Clem's heroism, Hellmouse is reminded of a simpler time - a time when he was just Helmaus, a farm mouse. He feels a stirring in his stomach, the sting of a tear in his tiny, diabolical eyes.

"SHUT UP!" He squeaks, "You are a fool! You fight, you endanger your life, and for what? For snuggles? The humans will turn on you! They don't know what it's like to live in a cage, to scavenge, to always be a second thought, an animal - A PET!!"

Water >_>

@hellmouse: Clementine scratches her ear with her foot. <<Are you kidding, being a pet is awesome! I don't have to watch out for hawks while I'm sleeping, I get enough food that I can stand on it if I want to, and did I mention the snuggles? I really like the snuggles.>>

@icarusflies: @hellmouse:

Roger laughs hysterically and comes over..."For this display of fun, I give you both some cheese and carrots" He put the food down and left.

@pyrogram:

O_O

<<CARROTS>> Clementine promptly sits on the carrots to claim them as her own, chewing on one that rolled loose.

@icarusflies: @pyrogram: @hellmouse:

Dr Cheesemaker storms into the room, furious.

"EDGAR MUHAMMED HELLMOUSE!!"

Hellmouse yelps in surprise, dropping his half-gnawed food. Cheesemaker snatches him up from the bar, and stuffs him into his shirt pocket. "I am SO sorry! I try to watch him, but he gets out and I - I am sorry he - he's a demon! You try babysitting one sometime!"

He pets Clem, and offers her a treat.

(I have to duck out, but this was seriously awesome XD)