The IC Club

@everdeen: The thing is, the only "new" circumstances in my life occur when trouble finds me. I never go looking and quite frankly, it gets tiresome.

@contingency:

Do... I know you from somewhere? You seem familiar for some reason. Were you in Wolf Company?

@kaija: *Surprised face at mention of Wolf Company* Why yes I am from Wolf Company, *she leans even closer eye to eye* you must be our new recruit huh? *smiles while closing eyes and then backs away while giggling* well they do say blondes are the most fun of the bunch.

@icefire_outlaw: When you build up such a reputation it seems everyone wants your head. It can be fun, but most times, like you said, tiresome.

@contingency: *lowers head a bit and frowns slightly*

No... no one has ever said that to me. I can definitely tell you that...

@everdeen: I know. Just a few hours ago my bounty was raised a significant amount, and I barely even touched the affairs of the people who did it.

@icefire_outlaw: Whoa. Better be careful, Icefire.

@kaija: *Smirks as she crosses her arms* Well I'm telling you that, its only right to be extra nice to extra attractive people

@everdeen: I always am. You too, though. Dangerous world we live in.

@kaija: @icefire_outlaw: @everdeen: @contingency:

So, no one is going to question the fact that Contingency punched me? Rubs cheek.

@contingency: *smiles as her ego inflates*

You're cool, lol. So are you a labcoat or one of the dogs of Wolf Company like me? Well, I suppose I'm an ex-dog, but still. And what's your name anyways?

I'm Kaija.

@sorion:

I can't even find her, dude.

Must've happened before I got here...

@sorion: I thought you could handle it.

@kaija: *Smiles warmly and feels a sensation of Deja-Vu after hearing the blondes name* Oh me...?

You can call me Shepard, *sways hip to side slightly as she continues to stroke Kaija's ego sweetly* well I wouldn't call you a dog, metaphysically speaking you're like a tiger in my eyes.

@icefire_outlaw:

Are you blind? Obviously I've handled it well. That doesn't change the stupidity of it.

@contingency: *laughs a bit*

Oh stop it. That's embarrassing! You have to be wanting something with all this margarine you're spreading around, lol.

@sorion: Not blind, just preoccupied.

@kaija: *Takes a step forward and places a palm on her own chest while playing innocent* Well to be honest, what I want is you...

@icefire_outlaw: Thank you. *smiles*

@contingency: *Connects the dots and blushes*

I...

I'm not sure how I feel about that, tbh...

Y-You're a... and I'm a.... I...

*words fail her*

@sorion: I just got here not too long ago.

@kaija:

@contingency: *flustered*

Uh... I'm gonna need to think about this...

*gives woman her personal number, unsure if she'll pick up when it's called*

How about we just resume this conversation a bit later after I've thought about things...

@kaija: Fine with me beautiful, *grabs card and blows a kiss before teleporting away*

CVNU Alexis: Hey what I miss I'm back?

@contingency: *shakes head and shrugs dismissively, then remembers something*

Did you punch a ninja earlier? Or some kinda shady guy?

@kaija: No that wasn't me, there was another lady with pink hair like mine though maybe it was her.

@contingency:

You know her!? What do you know about that lady? Tell me everything!

@kaija: *Moves head back surprised*

She's supposed to be an alternate reality version of my self or something like that, this robot guy Scholar told me she was just supposed to be here for a few minutes before heading back to her universe

*crosses arms* did she do anything to embarrass me..me?

*sits down by the wall and starts meditating*

@contingency: *slightly mortified by recent developments*

Y-You!? Are you sure? Like positively sure that that's you and not just the story of some... robotic... nutjob...

Ugh...

@kaija: *Upset face* What!?

Come on you don't think I can grow up to be beautiful like that lady?

*places both hands on her own chest* I can assure you I'm growing up to be nice and pretty so no its not crazy that I'll be like her *remembers something* oh he also told me you don't exist in that universe...

@kaija: You have me darling

*Holds Kaija in arms*

@lowlaville: Don't touch her jackash! *punches him in the face*

@contingency:

...I never said you couldn't, but that whole story's a bit hard to believe isn't it?

Like isn't reality supposed to end when two versions of the same person meet?

*curiosity takes over*

Um... how similar are you to your supposed alternative self anyways? Like... assuming that that actually is you? Just asking.

*flash step, dodging said punch* Go to hell C! *angry face*

@kaija: I don't know, I only saw her Kaija I didn't engage in like a history lesson with each other...she didn't do anything creepy to you did she?

@contingency: @lowlaville:

Can you guys chill out for like half a second, I'm trying to figure something out here!

@lowlaville: @kaija: Fine, I'll chill but only because Kaija's a tiger, I'm a bunny rabbit and Ali is a fly *sticks tongue at Ali before crossing her arms and turning back*

Fine.

*calms down*

No, I just...

How do you feel about her? Is that what you want to become?

@kaija: *Confused face*

I don't know she looks beautiful and strong, why wouldn't I want to be like her?

@icefire_outlaw: *Frozen comes by and licks you*

@lowlaville: @contingency: *hesitates before giving answer*

No reason. Your older self looks nice, hope my looks hold up as much as her... yours.

That's all.

*walks over and holds onto Ali's arm, not sure how she feels at the moment*

Somebody bring me a beer and make it fast!

@backstabber:

Hey Stabber!

@backstabber: @rey_everdeen: *i giggle at the little gryphon, Hunter comes by looking for Frozen and sees Stabber, stands still as if preparing for a pounce*

I will love you no matter how you look- *light kiss on your cheek* you are forever my goddess

@icefire_outlaw: and somebody, please, by that thing a steak, rare, so it'll stop bothering me!

Daddy's Home!

@lowlaville: *she held him tighter*

Stop it, people are here, come on, lol.

*Eye twitches, doesn't kill Ali right there and then because of witnesses*

...

Excuse me I have to go

*teleports away to go destroy several planets*