Three Year Old Arsonist
[Outgoing transmission, Brutus Enterprises: Oh god! Someone is breakin' in *sizzle*]
I'm an advent supporter of nuclear power, if you do just a little bit of research and think for yourself instead of being brainwashed by the 70's education system you would understand that nuclear power plants aren't as bad as other options while we wait for more efficient ways of reusable energy. My parents who were green wavers during the seventies are very mad at me for this, but if they even knew a single thing of what Brutus's God Particles could do they would say that Nuclear Power is cat poo in comparison and needed to be stopped.
[He got through our security, everything *sizzle* fire!]
My 10th-grade biology teacher told us it was physically impossible for a guy to pee with a boner. When I told her she was wrong because I’d done that when I woke up in the morning she sent me to the principal’s office. Little did she know I would grow up to piss all over this capitalistic monopoly farts, then igniting my alcoholic pee to set this place on fire. What is she going to do now, send me to some Symaarian super-prison?
[ *sizzle* broke through *sizzle* taking *sizzle* Amalgium!]
What is something that you could not justify spending money on, even if you became very wealthy? WinRAR. Korean pop culture plastic surgery and trillion dollar power armor. You could have spent it on something more useful like solving world hunger but no, you had to compensate for your lack of creativity and pretend you're a superhero like me.
Some peoples favorite sensation is when they get into their bed with clean sheets, cocaine, when you get 3+ neck cracks at once. Mines is when I steal all of their work and keep it for myself so I can fart everyone who opposes instead of letting them use it for humanities deluded perspective of peace, that's true vigilante justice.
[Help! Don't let him *sizzle* God Particles*sizzle* For god's sake! *sizzle* Holy shit!]
If somebody asked me a few minutes ago before I tore this building to shreds, If I had to put the last thing I ate on pizza, would I eat it. I would've answered Brutus's sandwich that he left in the refrigerator. That's farting right, I ate his lunch to show my dominance, but It had cilantro. I absolutely couldn't stand the soap-like flavor, entire slaps slapped in it. So I took the refrigerator and pummeled it downwards through the entire building. He took my father away, so I'm going to burn this place down.
So if you asked me the question again, the pizza one. I would answer all of his God Particles that they had in storage and damn do I feel powerful.
A new Reynard broke through the window and smiled, a clear blue sky "Hey there Mr. Blue" Anticipating.
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