Space Bar

@Sideslash: (unfortunately the technology of Space Bar is post AI war X by about a thousand years... so the technology although highly advance has limited self awareness out of fear of AI becoming sentient, most high functioning programming is done by highly evolved organics literally remote controlling everything!!)

A drink tray teleports into the droids hands "Please enjoy your drinkkkkkkkknnnnnuuuh" suddenly a human voice speaks over the droids com

"feel free to scan as much of the ship as you like it all your scanner will pick up is the Bio Data of a common every day species of Space Chicken" then droids waddles off & back to work

@_Punk_: <_< " there was this bright light in the sky.. I thought to my self yep you've snapped but as it turns out it was a Roswell alien trying to abduct me so i.....stuck em in a dumpster & stole their ship, told the computer to set sail for a bar or i will shoot it and the rests history"

@_Creed_: "YOU!!! WTF! i chopped off your head after putting four clips of 45mm into your badly burnt corpse,,,I mean WTF!,,,no fair"

@_Punk_: dusts her hands together "Another Circle Master There chief!...yea dumpster aliens didn't give it much thought besides bring it B&^%$" (lifts shoulders & shrugs)

@SpaceCadet: "Fascinating..." He said. Climbing to his feet, he picked up his Ferravian, looked around the bar, and walked off to explore the ship.

@_Punk_: "Huh he's one of those boss's well ....good look with that at least your not a hot woman " Red gets up off stool & leaves a big tip " Sorry about the whole dumpster deal WTF was that fight over any way..ah well" she shrugs " Back to the rat race ...Take it easy Space Bar Man you take it easy" & with that she picks up her space suit then walks out side to the air lock.

@Sideslash: the droid follows behind you as you leave the bar then it holds out it's arms in supplication "Please Sir & or Madam be careful ziiizz the ship is infested with parasites fzzzz harmless to the denizens Of Space Bar! but should you leave the safe area you no longer fall zzzzff under protection of Welcome to Space Bar! fzizzizzz" then a hologram beams out from the chest of the Body Bot revealing the shape of the parasite "Fizz Good Hunting Sir & Or Madman" said the droid waddling back to the bar

Bobby walks into the bar and takes a seat. Having heard about the bar through a friend.

@MrSuperstar_: (Walks in? its in SPACE)

@MrSuperstar_ said:

Bobby walks into the bar and takes a seat. Having heard about the bar through a friend.

(Heard about it? IT'S IN SPACE.)

(Oh you can just walk in we have a teleporter stuck on random beam up) Body Bot walks over to greet customer & does a little robo dance

@MrSuperstar_:"Fizitzzz Well come To Space Bar! how may I be Of service"

@kiddevil: "Well come ToFizitzzzSpace Bar! how may I be Of service"

@_Saint_: "Well come To SpaceFizitzzzBar! how may I be Of service"

@SpaceCadet: (Not actually in your bar was OoC)

@kiddevil: (i will take away your ban hammer for being childish)

@_Punk_: (we needed some where to put the holographic projector)

@SpaceCadet said:

@kiddevil: (i will have you spanked with ban hammer for being childish)

(Irony FTW...)

@SpaceCadet: (What?)

@SpaceCadet said:

@kiddevil: (i will have you spanked with ban hammer for being childish)

(Irony FTW...)

@_Creed_ said:

@shadowknight666 said:

@SpaceCadet said:

@kiddevil: (i will have you spanked with ban hammer for being childish)

(Irony FTW...)

(Jesus Warren you really have a way with people)

(Who Me?)

@_Creed_: (WHAT I DO?! ALL I SAID WAS I'M NOT IN THE BAR!)

@_Creed_: (Yeah even the people who put boobs on robots 0_0 XD.)

@kiddevil said:

@_Creed_: (WHAT I DO?! ALL I SAID WAS I'M NOT IN THE BAR!)

( He was just making a comment on how everyone wants to ban you, Sometimes for absolutely nothing...)

@_Creed_: (LOL!!)

• @_Creed_: points to guys with hoof thumb having philosophical debate at bar about boobs on a robot "Hey! yous guys!,,,now yous guys! are OINK!! all right boobs on a robotDRINKS ON THE HOUSE"

@_Punk_: "Oink! That's what I said! I told them that people likes it Oink!"

(think of the children oh why won't you think of the children)

@RavekTheConquerer: The droid seeing customers waddles over "Welcome to Space Bar! Fizziz Today's special is Cronk Burgers With Soilent Green Sauce, fizz if you will walks this way Sir & or madam I will escort you to A private table with a security field for your privacy" Body Bot dances a robot dance over to a lush sophisticated table, which has a view of both exits & entry points, the table also has a reinforced a wall to you're back when sitting" perhaps I can fetch you sirs & or Madams some refreshments fiz WELLCOME to Space Bar!"

Kid Omega Bursts into the club throwing chairs and tables everywhere, Causing Anarchy.

@SpaceCadet: Kid Omega spots the robot and throws a bottle at it's head. "SHAKE IT OR GET OUT SPACE T*TS!!!"

@RavekTheConquerer:

"Frewehhpp zibble bop Donad Son" said the alien under his breath as he reached into his pocket & withdrew a blaster mark X then fired in your direction with deadly intent and accuracy his black eyes intending to watch you burn

@RavekTheConquerer:

"AGGGRRRRecth!!! FRIGON SWEpNEP ...jah...jah" he said crawling way on the floor holding his bloody stump of a hand close to it's chest

" Foloplep folopep" some how he managed to open a floor hatch below his table into the down below quarantined section of the bar then he fell through & suddenly screamed in terror "WAFEERRESH!" green blood splashed through the opening then he was gone taken by something alien, the hatch slammed shut as the automated security system kicked in.

@SpaceCadet: "Nice..." Archeron was aiming to capture one or two and see what they looked like on the inside. Luckily, he had a dissection kit on his own small spacecraft.

@Sideslash: Body bot droid waddles over and presents with a wave of her hand a sign on the wall, "Welcome to Space Bar! Win! credit! Hunting out parasites in bowels of Space Bar!....fizzzzz Perhaps Sir & or Madman would like our packed lunched meal for your Alien game safari ? fizzzipwerr Wellco co. co. co come to Space Bar! "

Seeming to almost form from the shadows, the mysterious leader of the Black Hand steps through the bar, seeming to discuss to certain patrons, likely members of the virtually omnipresent cult, he was most likely giving them new orders, not worrying about being seen since his crown rendered him memory proof, the moment an observer ceased to look at him or a visual depiction of him, they would instantly forget all about him, though if they spotted him once more, the memories would resurface. The cultists all have eye implants that protect them from this power, letting them remember their beloved messiah, whose mummified and necrotic form they thought to be holy.

@Vrakmul: Body Bot waddles over "Welcome To Space Bar! sir & or Madam may I take your order"

Turning his head towards the machine at an unnatural angle, the high priest of the maimed lord stared at the machine with dead black empty sockets for eyes that burned with small pinpricks of green fire. "This dead flesh needs so little feeding...but unholy water is unusually refreshing to these old bones and mummified flesh." The Lich Lord spoke with a deep, raspy voice that echoed upon itself, coming from a throat that had not known the flow of blood for aeons.

@Vrakmul: "Then Sir & or Fishizzzzel madam should try our NEW!! curse fluids of the devastated outer galactic regions collective....ITS! UNSPEAKABLY EVIL!!...along with the left over mummified meat our soilent green drive I'm more then sure we here at SPACE BAR!! can satisfy fy fy fy your needs fizhizzz"

"Very well." The lich said, his exposed facial muscles pulling into a grin as he put some Roman talents into the hand of the machine, authentic Roman Talents; ones he had "acquired" in the high days of the Roman Republic. "Though the Talent has not been in use for...millenia I believe...how time flies...gold is gold..." He rasped, as a machine, the robot would be able to remember him, as the crown did not affect the undead or the mechanical.

@Vrakmul: " Please Have a seat sir & or madam" Then a tray holding all that you order telepoted into the droids hands, which she placed on the table "Thank You And Enjoy Your Stay Here At Space Bar!" said the body bot droid handing back nearly all the coins & taking only one, to which the Droid then provided change in the form of a holographic credit plasteel sheet then waffled off. To leave you with a magnificent view of the dance floor. bursting too the seams with all kinds of fantastic alien life breaking it down on the dance floor.

The Archlich took his drink from his tray, grasping it in skeletal fingers as he looked out at the teeming life below. To his eyes, the living emitted a sort of light whose brightness was proportional to their life energy. So much light below...so much light that would be extinguished with the coming of his master...the coming of the Maimed Lord...the summoning of the Icon. There was once a point where his conscience objected to his task of leading his master to devour entire universes wholesale...but that part of him was long dead. To him, it had become virtually a routine.

Red letter parked her stolen Roswell alien Flying Saucer in the space dock & floated the rest of the way propelled by one gentle kick against the bare metal hull in Zero Gravity. Spinning in a corkscrew she turned at the last minuet, made contact with the airlock handle bar. After finishing it's cycle Redletter strode into the bar every inch of her a Frankenstein-esc Astronaut. Walking up to the bar her magnetized boots clomping on the floor she said "The Usual Circle master"

@shadowknight666 said:

@_Creed_: (Yeah even the people who put boobs on robots 0_0 XD.)

@kiddevil said:

@_Creed_: (WHAT I DO?! ALL I SAID WAS I'M NOT IN THE BAR!)

( He was just making a comment on how everyone wants to ban you, Sometimes for absolutely nothing...)

(DAMN PEOPLE DAMN THEM ALL)

Naamah floats outside of one of the large veiwing windows inside of the Space Bar... She is scribbling on a sheet of loose note, that she then decides to slam against the widow... It reads. "Let me in!"