Space Bar

Welcome weary traveler to Space Bar!

Transporter malfunction Alert Transporter Malfunction

"WARNING!!" (You have not just been abducted by aliens!)

(Customers to space-bar arrive accident as the tele-porter is randomly beaming people up.)

(Please bare with us at the bar, two drink minimum as we reverse the "polarity" )

Get Drunk in zero G, swap parasites with strange beings from another Galaxy, Gossip with time travels, but most of all go wild as the place has self repair Bio-technology built in. We have every food, every kind of gambling or entertainment at Space Bar! Have Fun ^_^

As For Rules just be respectful of the customers religion race species or creed.

Or we call the bouncers to disintegrate your mother before you were even born

Welcome Wonderful People To Space Bar!

Please note that the establishment of Space Bar!

is not in any way responsible for items & or people

lost found Or disintegrated

Suggestion box

"Zrizzz fizz vizth .....Welcome to Space Bar! How may I help you" slides over Ferravian Ale" In a glowing green bendy twisty glass" Would you like to perhaps see the menu Sir & or madame "

Outside the starstruck home of depravity(Space Bar) a portal opens.Four figures drift through the vacuum of space,holding their lungs.One wearing robes casted a field of energy over them.They gasped for air."Damn you Odysseus!" yells Justician at the Archmage."I'm not the one who sent us here,boy.The Daedra did."..."Well you didn't stop him."..."What could I have done?I was holding off his sieges." "BE QUIET!" yells Akuma angrily."We need to get out of this airless place." "Errr.... Maybe we could hold out in...there?" Achilles said looking at the structure.Odysseus 'flew' the field of energy surrounding them to the structure.Once inside....they didn't know what to think of the glorified tavern,or it's residents.They backed to the darkest and loneliest corner they could find and took seats....hoping not to cause trouble.

"Here you Go...fzizz Wellcome to Space Bar!! kerzizbit..Sir & or Madman one Pangalactic Gargle Blaster , please drink in good health!" Droid bot moves in a robo dance over to the soilent green Tap to clean exit pipe

@Barbie:

"Frizzzit,,,Why Yes insert name fizzip Captain,,We here at Space Bar serve only the finest of organically grown ingredient in our Soilent green" finish's cleaning pipe then does another little robo waddle back over " Today's special fizipziiiz insert name Captain, is Dinosaur stake with soilent green sauce uummm humanlishish fizizbapbangrrrrr"

@Barbie: "Oh No! insert name Captain I assure you we here at Space Bar frown heaviliy zizizz on using illegal harvesting methods in food production, if perhaps you need further confirmation you would like to take up any Fizzzbap bang inquiries with an Organic?"

@Barbie:

The Body Bot switch's on & off then goes back to it's work, a red light flash's over the door to the back of the bar & in walks a strange creature with a news paper under one arm pulling up it trousers with the other smoking a Cuban cigar, A lavatory flush can be heard in the back ground

" Yea Welcome To Space wow! " Looks you up & down " Damn Baby and so on can I wet your whistle there miss ? " said the man pig pulling a pint of beer for him self & sipping it "Ahh good stuff only the bestam I right? or am I right heh Heh heh"

@_Punk_: Body bot walks over to you" Fizzip Banh waddaWelcome To Space bar How may Ifizip Serve You sir & or madam"

@_Punk_: body droid still stuck in greeting pose suddenly waddles back over to table to clean away plates

seeing the depressed kid was depressing him "Hey Kid Cheer the hell up kay she weren't worth it here have a beer"

@Barbie: Man pig looks in the direction barbie is pointing at the soilent green machine a look of understanding forming on his face

he takes out a second cigar & lighting it off a small robot cigar lighter on the counter "Ah well yea that..OINK!! betweens you & me beautiful lady that label aint, eh technically accurate iffen yous knows what i means, heh heh"

@_Punk_: Man Pig looks around a little worried in case you decide to damage the bar "There there kid she aint work it see OINK! dem lady lizard gals are all cold blooded takings a fella off world ta strand him some place....OINK! with out so much as a quiky for his trouble" Man pig looks around crafty like " Hey kid iffen you need a means of transportation I gots this fine looking dame wuth her own spaceship...that is providing you gots something to trade" said Man pig blowing dollar shaped smoke signs

@_Punk_: "See we cans always use the human OINK! touch iffen yous knows whats I mean there little buddy some one to clean the place take orders that kinda thing ya knows genial like....hey space travel don't come cheep specifcalies the kinds you be needing anyway there kid this aint no alpha alpha Centauri situation we gots here you are way of the beaten track Way OINK Off"

@_Punk_: "Meh!" he shrugs " It's either the Body bots or me, whats a pig man to do huh? thems other crew are like,, not the most sociable lot ,OINK! to froggin dangerous by half, and thems that are sociable are more like a robot then the robots head inna cloud types all pie in the sky with out counting the change in ya hand if ya know what i mean"

Creed wiped some dust off his jacket as he stepped into the bar, the cargo he hid with wasn't the most pleasant but at least he was here. He takes a seat at the bar and rests his head

@_Creed_: Body Bot walks up behind you "FIZZZZZZZ WELCOME TO SPACE BAR HOW MAY I SERVE YOU" volume changes dramatically in between words

"...................zzz try our new.........MONKEY FRESH...................." droid starts shaking a bit.

@_Punk_:"Heh Thats Man OINK! pig on accounts of me being all eloquent & stuff"

@_Punk_:"ok then kid we have a deal...now that that's settled I'm of now so you take over the bar, ands god lucks with dat yea.....HEY ROBOT dis guy here's working here now" Body bot turns on then off "Yea she'll fill you in on all the stuff "Laters I'm off to get me some lizard lady action OINK!" as he walks out the door after putting on a space suit your hear a shuttle take off

@_Creed_: "Fizzi would sir like a complementary SOILENT GREEN welcome to space bar" then the body bot waddles off doing a little robot dance

@_Punk_:Red walks into the Space Bar ignoring all the psychedelic lights & dripping slime then sits at the bar "Circle master" she said then sat on a spiral shaped chair made out of what looked like ping pong balls "Hey don't I know you from some where?" she asked the barman

@Redletter: walking up behind you the body bot says "WELCOME TO SPACE BAR how may fizzz i serve you?"

A small ship had flown all the way from Earth, and was still full on power. It landed near the bar, and it's ramp lowered. A man in an armoured suit walked in, and sat at the bar. He removed his skull mask, and ordered some of the ale that Kaligar Roxom so highly recommended, Ferravian Black Ale.

@Sideslash: "Welcome fizzipzzWELCOME TO SPACE BAR!sir & or Madame Please walk this way" Body bot pours him a Ferravian Black Ale in a glowing blue neon glass bent around in a complex spiral patterns

@_Punk_: shrugs shoulders" You're going to have to be a lot more specific Ive left a lot of people in dumpsters scarred"

@_Punk_: "Oh hmm what were you wearing at the time" continues trying to sip alcohol out of bendy glass

@_Punk_: "Nah,, i mean who would serve me alcohol then,," red down the drink "Another circle master there chief"

@SpaceCadet: "Interesting." Archeron would have liked to see how advanced the robot's technology was, however, it seemed unable to tell species' genders apart, indicating it was more likely than not, an outdated device, and yet, it was perhaps ten years ahead of Earth tech.

Now a conversation from across the room caught his attention. He sipped his Ferravian and suddenly coughed. His throat felt on fire, and tears rushed to his eyes. A corkscrew of pain and pleasure twisted through him from head to toe. "WHOA!" He yelled, placing the interestingly shaped glass down, coughing gently at the taste of the alien beverage. He turned, and in a loud, boisterous voice, proclaimed to the two across the room, "I highly recommend the Ferravian Black!" As he said it, he realised where Kaligar's loud energetic personality derived from.

@Sideslash: suddenly out of no where the body bot droid teleports in carrying a delivery advertisement in holo graphic billboard form across its chest

"Would you like another Drink sir & madame Fizzzziplerrrrrrrorrrrorrizzz"

@_Punk_: "So what have you been up to then ?"she said putting her feet up on a hovering anti gravity Robot foot stool

@_Punk_: o_o............"look if your going to be a sarcastic forget i asked"

@_Punk_: redletter looks around at the freakish amount of whacked out aliens " Ok I'll bite....so you got trapped here by a lizard lady, after seeing Godzilla attack Martial City Last week I'll keep an open mind"

@SpaceCadet: "Uh..." Archeron cautiously appeared to be studying the advertisement, whilst scanning the bot under the table with a handheld scanner. "Another Ferravian Black, if you please." He pocketed the device, and would check it later on.