Someone Battle Me!!!

I'm getting bored of fighting small time criminals. Would anybody out there care to spar with me?

Great a goddamn electricty and fire user. Alright dude i'm standing here, take a shot!

OOC: Sorry to butt in just making sure you've seen the rules: http://www.comicvine.com/message/official-rpg-rules/8030/&c=3&3

Wait are you saying we can't spar?

OOC: I didn't say that. I was just showing you the rules.

Oh sweet, i always keep it clean anyway. I don't know where my challenger is though so i guess that's that.

Edenial stepped and smiled. "Hey before we fight your old math teacher is in the audience! Say hello!"

It's on.

Edenial extended his hands and absorbed the energy from the eletricity. Edenial charges at full speed towards Fourpower.

Dude, I control fire, electricity, ice, and rock! Awesome!

All right, starting IC fighting.

Fourpower walked into the Arena. A fireball popped from his hand. He waited for the challenger.

Fourpower flipped Edenial the finger.

"I do so love witty people. Especially when they're silent-because I had to remove something to make it physically impossible!"

He shot a bolt of lightning at Edenial.

OOC: I'm 12, she still is my math teacher.

Fourpower laughed. "If energy won't work, there's other things to do!"

He shot a rock wall up, put some spikes on it, and starting moving it towards the man.

twenty bucks on four!

Go Edenial!

Edenial can just punch through the rocky wall...

Is this gonna be on pay per view cos I don't have cable

lol

Then Four could fry him like a chicken in a barn yard!

Nameless one says:

"Then Four could fry him like a chicken in a barn yard!"

Hmmmm... Good point

If he wanted to face a truly big time criminal, he could fight the IRS. Or the evil coporation Wal-Mart. ;-)

i choose sync goooooo " blahhhhh"(pokeman)

fight me you ugly rick james string bean M&&%#$%# F^^%&%&(last dragon)

besides i am a intern contract lawyer(who cant spell english) at walmart MUH AHHAH MUHAA

who what when where how?

in other words I have no idea what all that was but it sounds like sync is ready to brawl

Edenial kicks through the wall in the process kicks Four in the jaw.

letsgo little girly man

Darkchild uses powers from erg to blast Four from behind

"oh how i do love surprize parties"

GL Bertron descend on Darkchild and stabbed for his throat with his adamantium sword.

"Battles are one on one, my misguided friend." Bertron growled. "Fourpower, why is it that everyone always likes to team up on you?"

The lantern planted his feet in the arena.

"I guess I'm his partner."

just than sync, the ground beneath darkchild shakes, A loud hisssing sound beams darkchild in his mouth, sync fades in than out, the charging uppercut rocks his chin good , as sync conutiue upwards into the air, the ugly shilloutee from all the earth and dust, masking sync ugly shilloutee, sync in the air it seems, waving his finger at darkchild.

"rule number kid, when stabbing a back watch your own"

"and yup there alwasy someone at the party thats wants to poo "

occ: always a plesure, delighted that is

"I think everyone teams up on me because they need to. You goods make me sick-but I'm glad you're here. As for Sync, I'm glad too. Us three versus those wimps? No contest."

Fourpower called out "Fly!" then unleashed an ocean of lava. It covered the entire Arena floor. He could only hope his partners made it out.

OOC: Don't autohit.

Bertron knew that if 4power was leaving the ground that he should too. He floated up to 4power's height and made a green gunge lance.

"Not wasting anytme today are you?" Bertron grunted. "Hope they survive. It wouldn't be any fun if they were all killed."

"Why aren't you evil? You clearly need to release your inner evil. Join our forces!" said Fourpower, watching the lava.

"Nah. Then I won't have anyone worth fighting. Well there will be Buckshot, but all of us attacking him would be a mess." Bertron grunted as he scanned the arena. "Besides, who will annoy the hell out of you guys if I went evil again."

Bertron sacnned the carnage below and saw some faint movement. He was sorely didappointed when it was nothing more than a boiling point bubbling up.

"ah that tickles Berton"

Darkchild pulls sword out of throat.

"You forget i can absorb powers and son ive met logan"

Darkchild uses colossus's strength plus energy from Edenial an punches Berton

"will this do for one on one"

"I'm not an evil man but it is most satisfing but i will join your fight"

Darkchild raises both Sync and Four into the ski into a bubble of force

" oh with so much violence their should be peace"

dark snaps his fingers and the bubble implodes

As darkchild walks away he sees his foes are still alive

"Hmm this will be more fun than i thought.

"Bertron im not a man who "teams" up but i do believe neutral does mean both sides are up for question"

"and since your the only compition ill stay with you till these maggs are gone then we go"

their own thing hmm i do belioeve im here

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Edenial leaves the arena and joins the crowd watching the fight. He buys some nachos, a hot dog and a pepsi andd watches the fight. "I thought it was just me and Four fighting? But oh well i'd rather watch a triple threat."

"puny little man"

Darkchild appears behind Edenial

" You know wut it feels like to be in constant pain"

Darkchild electocutes Edenial using Electro's power

"Hmm guess that would be a yes"

OOC: Everyone read and studies these. Autohitting is a pain in the @%%, and it is very annoying.

http://www.comicvine.com/message/official-rpg-rules/8030/&c=3&3

And if you have to OOC talk go here.

http://www.comicvine.com/message/someone-please-battle-me-ooc/31659/

"I absorb energy remember? Ahh you dick you burned my food! That cost me $12 bucks! Do you have 12 bucks to pay me? Don't think so, now get back in that arena and fight, i had to pay money to get in one of these seats."

wow, i really tought he would have done, better...sync said to himself..sync throws out his a hand and pushes the bubble outward towards darkchild... adding a special touch or two..

"hey sweet heart any one every tell you it ruled to leave your dance partners"

and snaps his fingers his..."oooo s$$$$", lava, guess it would have to wait but this who provide a perfect time to do this..

chanting a spell and going though a series of motions . sync burst though the lava, out of a bubble , besides only heat that he could easy asborb the heat from, and at why not...

as he asborb the heat from the lava it turn to, a hard shell..and why not even charge it with kinetic energy when it landed it would surely send out dangerous parts that would rip flesh to shreds.... KA booomm.... ah sweet music

"Nice!" Edenial stuffs himself with nachos but then spits them out forgetting they were burned.

ahh so cute

Absorbs the heat from the lava and grabs Sync

"i do believe its time to let out this built of energy of mine youngun"

Darkchild releases the energy inside causeing a nuclear blast

pant

ok next time dont be so close when u attack

"Come on my grandma fights harder than you guys! course she's 6 feet 250."

" Hey edenial can you replace body parts"

Darkchild teleports to Edenial and tears his head off

"finally silence... dammit why is his head still talking"

"You're pretty sexy when you're angry."

in the remebramce of android 16

crushes edenials head underfoot

he had nacho all over his face it was gross

i'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to just instantly kill people in the forums.

well since i tore ur head off i figured u would still live since ur so persisteant

My head was on fromthe beginning my friend. You can't beat me, i'm the cock of the walk! Anybody who follows my lead ends up wearing gold plated diapers in the end.