KOV IX - Official Heckling Thread - (AKA) Let's Get Banned

There cannot be a true competition without those talking sh!t in the background, it would just be un-American. (suck it Cassius, you Brits just have to live with it. We rule = Our rules). Therefore there must be the second edition of the Official KOV Heckling Thread so all the egos can compete along a separate front and allow for the following:

1 - Bemoan getting bounced as the judges fault because you totally should have won.

2 - Play the Gambler "Girls Always Win in KOV" Card

3 - Franticly complain that that you NEED MORE TIME TO POST (aka The Nova)

4 - Rant at how your opponents are residents of the No-Sell Motel during your match.

5 - B!tch at how you got all the tough match-ups and got robbed.

6 - Or just call people out because today ends in a Y and you want to start drama.

and lots, lots more!

Rules:

1 - Everyone is fair game, even if you are not in the KOV...no...one...is...safe.

2 - Retaliation is expected, let out your inner Chael Sonnen just for a little while.

3 - Try to get as close as possible to getting banned, without actually doing so.

4 - If you do get banned, don't blame me, even if it was my fault :)

Enjoy!

I approve of this thread.

Now THIS is what I'm talking about ;)

Considering you are probably getting KO'ed in the first round, you will have plenty of time to appreciate it :)

You want to fight everyone.....so many anger issues to work out.

I really hope you two get a 1st round matchup (LOL)

It wouldn't be a real KoV without this thread lol

Only because it's totally true :P

Get your ban-hammer ready :)

I bought the DLC and upgraded it last week...I'm ready to ban people so hard their ancestors won't be able to log online.

@orpheus_knightfall: I saw it but it's XboxOne exclusive...I have a PS4 so I was only able to get the Despot skin. :(

@orpheus_knightfall: Aah okay. I was never able to get the game, sorry.

LMAO!!!

I'm laughing so much that my sides hurt lol

Just give me a 5-10 minute heads-up before you ban me, just enough time for one last epic rant before I disappear into the sunset :)

Let's just be honest here, the only reason people are even joining the KoV is to get a chance to go toe to toe with me ;D

I mean, why else would people join?

Fixed. ;P

For the cookies of course!

That should be your second reason, I should be your first reason.

You're so right Tranquil :P

@crimson_eagle said:

@feral_nova said:

Let's just be honest here, the only reason people are even joining the KoV is to get a chance to go toe to toe with me ;D

I mean, why else would people join?

For the cookies of course!

THAT'S MY REASON! >_< YOU CAN'T TAKE MY REASON!

@feral_nova: But sharing is caring!

Nova is the only reason I get out of bed in the mornings....So I can steal her cookies.

@_nox_:

lol, Nice.

@crimson_eagle:

You're not even in the Kov! :P

I was promised a sh!tstorm.

Where is it?

@feral_nova:

@the_hunter:

I like you people. You people are nice and great and properly washed so you do't even smell bad. Guess what, you kit-kats? Your mothers are some of the most beautifil and generous beings in the worlds and you inherited that from them, you majestic b*$tards, you. This is going to be soooooo awesome, I wish us all luck. :3

@daud_al_talibah: I... That's so nice T_T good luck to you!

@feral_nova: walks over and smacks cookies down onto the ground

@feral_nova: Bet noone ever called you a kit-kat before and got away with it B)

@the_hunter: You spoiled pancake! (God I sound like my nana.)

The Dudes of Stayler'te pull up their seats. Wearing t-shirts, hats, foam fingers, and even mascot uniforms, them prepared for the tournament. Sheng, Wolf, Blaze, Kumi, and Stacey sat together, with popcorn and large gulpers of soda; Burgers, fries, pretzels, hot dogs, corn dogs, and candy.

d^-^b

@daud_al_talibah: It's actually a common nick name for me in RL :P so many people get away with it lol

@feral_nova: God damn-- I mean Allah damn it!

This year i will ton down my participation here as i'm judging but people who cause chaos with judges will be burned here.

I'm so confident, I'll win the KOV this year, I'll bet my legacy.

I wanna see some av bets.

I am so confident that I won't win, that I am willing to bet my cheering and affection to whoever beats me.

Are we talking business here or?

@_nox_: Depends what kinda business you're talking.

@fukuro_zoku:

One week av bet that I get past the first round.

@_nox_: "Past the first round?" That's barely worth two days!

@fukuro_zoku:

Yeah but most of the the A-listers are competing. Fine, two days.