It's not just Coke, it's Ultra-Coke!

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Disclaimer: For the sake of continuity, the event depicted in this blog post was created before Removing the Competition...

The Scene Is Set...

The skateboarder stops by a soda machine and flips his board up to catch before placing in the required currency and buys not Pepsi, not Coka Cola and not even Root Beer! He buys none other but a new drink that is being dusted off. It's Ultra-Coke!

Sadly, it gets stolen by a thief as he grabs it in a flash of speed as he runs by. But then a muscular arm reaches out, knocking the thief off his feet and onto his back. With expert skill and speed, Caitlin catches the can of coke in one hand as she places one foot on the chest of the man who thought to try and steal it. With the other hand, she shakes her index finger at him, "Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Don't you know, it's wrong to steal?" She tosses the coke back to the man who bought it whose eyes go wide with pleasant surprise.

"Hey, I know you! Your Ultra-Woman! Thank you!" He says before Caitlin beams like the sun, "Your most welcome." She then walks to the soda machine like a woman on a mission! She enters the quarters she has and buys a soft drink before glancing to the right as she opens it. Then those famous green eyes turn to look at the camera as she presents her sales pitch while wearing her best million dollar smile, "It's not just Coke, it's Ultra-Coke! For a limited time only, buy a case of the new Ultra-Coke™ for your chance at winning one million dollars. If your case has one of the exclusive Ultra-Woman Ultra-Coke cans, you win!! And if you call within the next five minutes of this message you'll have your chance to win some additional Ultra-Woman merchandise you cannot find anywhere else! Call now!" And a phone number appears on the screen. "And remember..."

"...It's not just coke, it's Ultra-Coke!"

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Now that's how you advertise drugs!!

Seriously, amazing read!

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*Gasp*

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@galatea_: *Mails you a case of Ultra-Coke* ~_^

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She has so much going for her. This is tragic lol. Mainly cause its not even her fault. She didnt relapse or something, she got space-corona and went kray kray

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@supreme_sapien: Hehe, indeed. But not to worry! Caitlin will bounce back and become the Selebrity personality she's meant to be. ~_^

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@ultra-woman: No rush. I got myself a ticket too so I'm along for the ride ;)

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I'll be there for your spiral, to...I'm not sure yet. But it'll be great or it'll be great!

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Original formula lol

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That title though, LMFAO.

Jokes aside, this is cool. 👍

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Oh my goodness, I'm going to go out right now and buy all I can! YEAH!

(Seriously though I loved this, probably one of the most unique and warm hearted things I've read on the vine)

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Need to get the formulation of that bev...