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#1  Edited By Ersatz

That's right, fight's on bitch!

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"Skip the branding, plain and simple is the name of the game."

"You may be asking yourself, what is it? If so, well, then you're a dumbass. It's in the title. This is how we self-soothe after never getting to fight in the MFL fight club. Here's how it works: you come here and have a good time, and if you've got the stones and we've got the time and space, you'll get a fight. That simple. If you're looking for a way to get ready to take out that hero, looking to BE that hero, or if you just like throwing body parts in an offensive manner, this is the place for you. So here's the tour." [Aida: "Yeeaah, maybe not such a great idea."]

"Matilla Manor" is was a pretty luxurious home, somewhat debased with time and diminishing means of maintenance (though maybe that would change if some kind fish amphibiman could find it in his heart to help). These twins don't have deep pockets or a stocked bank account, so understandably the place could certainly use a bit of fixing up. But(!) it's still...homey(?) and mostly functional. Besides the obvious large dining room, kitchen, and living room there're twenty spare bedrooms, complete with twenty whole and three half baths as well (who all that woman was keeping over before her death is beyond me too, but that's just how it is). Not too extravagant but if you've had a hell of a night and are unwilling or otherwise unable to get out at closing, a room can usually be rented out (we reserve the right to refuse service to assholes or anyone else based solely on "get out"). Disclaimer: Continental breakfast and other services not included.

Willing to hire nurse/maid to help (bloop bloop).

Now, onto the most important part...The basement.

This is all that matters. Everything you stand in this house for (otherwise, get out; no soul-sucking!). This is...where (most of) the violence happens. Thanks to dear mommy's need for training, there's a gym and a skating rink (no idea), amongst expected generic basement. Enjoy a bit of variety in your fight environment, use it to get ready in plain sight of potential competitors. It's nothing special though; this isn't about flashy display (except for what you can manage and in the ring). It's about the thrill of beating people senseless! The room is laced with vibranium in the most important parts, so you should be free to fight without concern of bringing the house down. Probably.

Don't take this ass-whuppin' personally.
Don't take this ass-whuppin' personally.

The Rules Of Fight Club

1. "You do not talk about fight club, to people who will oppose us. Especially cops."

2. [Redacted].

3. "If the police show up...you don't know anything and there's nothing going on here."

4a. "No country music! That isn't face pound music."

4b. "Aida reserves the right to override 4a as she sees fit, since she was nice enough to help with management."

5. "If you want, you may request to discuss the use of powers or gizmos with your opponents."

6. "Just don't destroy the house with said toys and powers."

7. "Try not to kill people...It's annoying to take care of."

8. "The stains on the floor...Leave 'em, blood (and whatever else that is) gives the place character."

9. "B.Y.O.B (that's bring your own beer). And whatever else."

10. Oh! Inherent risk, blah blah blah...Sign the waiver or no entry.

The Anthem

OOC rules, won't say em as you ought to know them. This thread was written first by Az. Then given to Zauby to make it better.

[So yeah. Azzy came up with it (for the most part; I was a valuable help) and did everything. Then Z came along like the corporate monkeys to edit for grammar/orthography and whatever else she decided to add/change (without being a bitch).]

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O_O

This is awesome. Due in part to the style of that OP.

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O__O

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@ersatz:

<3 thanks again

@valerie_huntington:

That's cuz I'm a bad ass and Zauby is fcking awesome ^.^

Also thanks lol

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Holy shit. Zauby is low key hood. This chick about to check me if i don't come correct. Awesome girl. Just awesome.

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STOP BREAKING THE ORIGINAL FIRST RULE >_<

(Jk, this is awesome. Really nice ^_^)

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#7  Edited By Maestro_

Kurt's gonna so turn up :P Nice job, both of ya.

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@syapt:

This bitch ^ I could take her

@valerie_huntington:

Your classy!...probably won't fight you could place bets though money is welcome

@thunderbolt:

All Closure alts are interconnected...means you've a tie to the Prez...get the fck out or get fckd up >;)

@_nobody_:

Shut up and bleed puta!

@xenon_:

Kurt, you, don't matter I just want to see some blood and fists come all Pyro's just more teeth to the collection <.< :D

@ersatz:

I just noticed we didn't say where we are >.> but that's good right lol top secret local and shit

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#9  Edited By _Nobody_

@proxy_: Oh, I do bleed, not here, but somewhere else and soon.

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@pyrogram: approved gif is approved lol

@_nobody_: what's wrong with here? >:)

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#13  Edited By Nevermore_

@_nobody_:

Fine! You know what?

"F off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may" <~censored quote is censored

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@nevermore_: Sorry to disappoint ya, but, you know, I Am Mine.

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This is pretty cool.

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@thunderbolt: laws bad for business yo :P last thing the twins would want are political ties coming in lol

I don't mind at all however

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#18  Edited By CainPanell

Kinda wanna make an alt for this.

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#19  Edited By Nevermore_

@_cain_: Hey your fists are fine you don't have to make an alt ^_~

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Blood and sweat that was all one could smell in the canvas of ones truest self. Well that and the slight smell of bleach used to mask one unsavory event. It was a good fight but that bitch with the claws and sociopathic if not genocidal desire had gone a bit overboard. Miranda hopped she wouldn't have to deal with that broad again. Mother figure to the twins may have worked with that terrorist and a ninja before but that didn't mean Mira wanted to revisit those days.

Tonight though that didn't matter, Jaclyn's time of government service had no weight. The nightmare of the purge was as relevant as that mysterious splotch on the wall. There was no politics or history This was what Mira always wanted. A place to just be herself care free and raw. It didn't matter if she left the night a champion or broken and battered as this was the most honest platform to simply be. Only thing she loved more then losing herself here was her twin sister.

A sequence of teeth bounced along the floor as her knee collided with opponents chin. He'd granted Proxy with super strength which she used when dragging the man to a step to the skate ring. Her and Jacyln had worked on it one weekend when Mira was desperate to learn to skate. It was a fond memory, revisited as she placed dripping maw on the stone. And with enthusiastic thrill she delivered a swift stomp. Sound was appalling but he'd live the man she'd been fighting had a healing factor to coincide with his strength. A fact he and the pearlescent auburn haired teen had exploited night after night.

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#21  Edited By Ran

Trying to relieve some ill nerves he's harvest over the past few months, Ran finds himself in the main stage of the fight club. His opponent was approximately 7" and physically in shape. His name was mentioned before the fight, but Ran had already tuned out the world around him so he just nicknamed his opponent 'Space Monkey' for the moment.

The club director claps her hands which indicates the fight had started.

Both Space Monkey and Ran dance around the ring formed by the people around them for a moment and then Space Monkey inquires "Hey Ran right? I could have sworn I heard that name somewhere?"

Ran lifts his eyebrow in response and Space Monkey sees the opportunity to connected a solid punch. The right fist come down fast, but the trained refugee catches his opponent's fist in his left palm, throws his opponent's arm to the side and sneaks in a solid right hook while Space Monkey wide open.

Ran backs up waiting for his opponent's retaliation, but Space Monkey just couldn't handle a punch like that and the seven foot brawler falls hard. Ran grins every so slightly in satisfaction, brushes his hand through his riled hair and offers his hand to help Space Monkey to his feet. His opponent accepts the gesture and even pats Ran on the back once they are both standing up. Space Monkey was at first tempted to remind Ran that he had not answered the question, but instead just assumes some questions are just better unsolved.

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@proxy_: So I guess this means I can't fight in here. Separate but equal my tail!

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...........burns down and runs

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@geth: I imagine Proxy would hunt you down and curb stomp your face >:D

<.< or at least try

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#25  Edited By kameo

@vocal: *pinches Az cheeks and runs away*

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@kameo: uses sound to boost speed and tackle >:D

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@vocal: Oh my God I wanna deal with you so much it's not even funny!

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@fugue: *attempts to push you* she's mine >:o!

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@fugue: bring it on sucka >:D

@kameo: ^.^

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@kameo: Bobs, weaves, shuffles, deflates your beer muscles...

@vocal: My my, so truculent...

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@kameo: Sorry kid, my footwork is just too legendary! Like the greats...

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#34  Edited By kameo

@fugue: ah but you leave yourself vulnerable to losing balance with all that fancy foot work

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@fugue: comes down to the gym and dance vs ninja like training pft I got this >.>

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u got dis gurl friend!
u got dis gurl friend!

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@kameo: Doth thou not understand good footwork?

@vocal: Ninjas sure ain't what they used to be, I'll say.

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#38  Edited By kameo

@fugue: You can't do good foot work when the floor is slippery ;)

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@fugue: I know! Seriously what ninja calls on a giant monster in effort to claim Japan. So not subtle

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@vocal: Is that why you're feeling pugnacious? Someone shamed the ninja name? Pulls out pen and pad...

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#43  Edited By Vocal

@fugue: naw ninjas have been losing credibility for a while. It's more just a concept of martial artistry I'd say now. They served and assassinated. Now one owns VZ. I'm pugnacious because I find it fun. So many classes on how to lead and bla bla bla so when it came time to kick ass I was more then eager

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@kameo: I know! It's tragic we should escape and go do something against said tragedy

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Is there a little cat fight going on here?

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Walks into the club "Hey! What's goin on here?"

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#49  Edited By XxHEROxX
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I'll join this with King, rawr

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'I'd joined a team expecting money fun and to get to be more like mom.' She ducks a fist passing over her head. It isn't long before she's got it in a hold her elbow coming down to dislocate the joint in a sharp blow. 'Got to experience killing little else.' A boot strikes the back of her sparring partner's knee dropping him to the concrete floor. 'Nothing ever goes right.' Her foot rests on the man's head, her other foot lifting off the ground. All the weight of course is then placed on the man's head it strikes the floor with enough force to paint a small rainbow of red and and white. Teeth and blood, something this room knew well.

Some of the other members escorted the unconscious man to a room getting him medical attention. Meanwhile Miranda took a seat and downed a Gatorade. The whole soldier of fortune thing had weighed on her more then she liked. She'd always been rather aggresive sure but killing hadn't been her style. Come the opperation with Cass and the others however she'd come to find it easy. She'd entered the ring more frequently to blow off steam, it'd always been her go to answer. Now however it wasn't quite doing the trick, these fights didn't pack the same risk and thrill as before.