CV RPG True Facts - If The Psyentist Won the Presidency

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1 - She would dress up Pyro in his Sunday Best and parade him around as the First Man-Slave during her inauguration.

2 - The State of the Union would be accentuated with elaborate cosplay designed around the theme of the speech. Considering CV RPG America is completely jacked-up Fallout 4 is a front runner.

3 - Orders the military to occupy the HFC and claim it for herself one and for all, riding in on a fleet of tanks with a pose telling Valerie to "come at me bro"

4 - Chafes at the idea that as President she can no longer wear such revealing "Emma Frost" like clothes in public or run her image.

5 - Raids the islands and claims Andres and Mercy's home as her new summer retreat just because she can.

6 - Creates a black operations strikeforce just to collect men for her presidential harem. All the sex of the Knightfalls but without all the troublesome and endless children.

7 - Tries to enact her socialist stance and finds pushback because.....THIS IS MURICA LADY!

8 - Seduction of heads of state is considered the first option in her foreign policy because manipulating men by their dick is just time efficient.

9 - Forces Pyro to make an alt and be her presidential butler because it's only right she owns him in and out of RPG

10 - Her legion of insane alts flood the White House and turn it into a virtual ghetto faster than a Frat moving in.

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#1  Edited By The Psyentist

OH GAWD! I'M DYING. xD

This is perfect! I'm SO saving this.

I can't even decide which points are my favourite!

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I have these to add

During her first interview post presidency her choice of wardrobe caused a top tv anchor to ask if she will do "what's breast for the country" he has since been fired.

Cassius was invited to her inauguration but was tased by guards on arrival.

Some say that the votes were rigged when a strange man in a long jacket appeared to vote in each of the 52 states. Some say he had a french accent others he looked like he was carrying a bow.

Her daughter sophia has already caused outrage by "sunbathing" on the white house lawn in november .

Putin has already approved Psys appointment as now he is has become the second world leader most likely to eat people

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I have these to add

During her first interview post presidency her choice of wardrobe caused a top tv anchor to ask if she will do "what's breast for the country" he has since been fired.

Cassius was invited to her inauguration but was tased by guards on arrival.

Some say that the votes were rigged when a strange man in a long jacket appeared to vote in each of the 52 states. Some say he had a french accent others he looked like he was carrying a bow.

Her daughter sophia has already caused outrage by "sunbathing" on the white house lawn in november .

Putin has already approved Psys appointment as now he is has become the second world leader most likely to eat people

Fired? That's cute. They never found the body.

Hehehe. Awww. Poor Cass. xD

BAHAHA! Psy and Putin. xD

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@the_psyentist: I went for subtilty on the first one. My fav was the last one.

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"8 - Seduction of heads of state is considered the first option in her foreign policy because manipulating men by their dick is just time efficient."

Might be my favourite. The "time efficient" explanation of strategic seduction was just too perfect. xD Also crude mocking of men.

10 is also perfect because my alts have been swarming lately.

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"8 - Seduction of heads of state is considered the first option in her foreign policy because manipulating men by their dick is just time efficient."

Might be my favourite. The "time efficient" explanation of strategic seduction was just too perfect. xD Also crude mocking of men.

10 is also perfect because my alts have been swarming lately.

Figured 8 or 2 would be your favs.

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LOL Pyro the man slave. Priceless.

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If Pyro really was a man slave, how the hell did I get roped into doing the laundry?

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But she's a chick, Chicks can't be President!

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*pretends he's next*

*feels sad that he isn't important*

Oh also this was funny.

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But she's a chick, Chicks can't be President!

Go back to the 1950's old man.

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@the_psyentist: Cause not even man-slaves do chicks stuff.

I'm just... the laundry... it needs to be done right! >_> *twitches*

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@_nobody_: The only sandwiches I make are the ones I plan on eating.

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#15  Edited By Celtic_Maege

May I join in the fun?

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If I won the Presidency, America would be far more overtly imperial. ;)

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#17  Edited By Neon_Leon

@the_psyentist: when I read this, Imperial March immediately started playing in my head.

Edit: and as soon as I typed this out, Tripledent Gum started playing in my head. No lie, that's how my head works. Tripledent Gum is my ringtone.

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@the_psyentist: when I read this, Imperial March immediately started playing in my head.

Edit: and as soon as I typed this out, Tripledent Gum started playing in my head. No lie, that's how my head works. Tripledent Gum is my ringtone.

YESSSSSS. >:)