Counter the Attack above You

This is something that I saw in Anime Vice's RPG section that is actually quite fun. The idea is that somebody posts and attack, the person that posts after him explains how they dodge it, then post an attack themselves, which the person after them shall counter etc etc. It's a simple way to hone in your RPG attacking skills while at the same time not writing a paragraph or inviting somebody to a battle.

I'll start.

The Mercenary readies his precious katana, carefully steadying it, he propels his arm forward, the katana launching through the air at his targets jugular.

Prime smacks the katana away, he then shoot's 5'000 50.cal adamantium bullets at the poster below

I run away from the blast I shoot at the next poster with my arm cannon.

steps to the side  and throw a dagger at the next poster

Stops the dagger with his rock hand then tries to light the poster below with his hand cannon

I throw a rock at it, I shoot several missiles at the next poster.

Teleports onto each missile, disabling it and teleporting away.

The Mercenary lets loose a barrage of viscous blade slices aimed at important parts of the body.

Prime throws dirt at the flam thrower jamming it, Prime than plays justin bieber music to the next poster AT 9'000 DECIBELS!!@!

@Libertyprime: You sick bastard.

Tries to commit suicide.

Copies the Mercenary's barrage of slices, adding a fencing style to it. He then copies Doctor Essex and throws a razor sharp wakizashi at his target.

Blocks the wakizashi with a rock barrier then sends a earth golem at the next poster.

Fade pulls out a mini-Rocket Launcher and fires two shots in quick succession, blowing the golem to smithereens.

Fade uses his super speed to zip around, releasing explosive shuriken's at his target.

Tellumo redirects the flames from the explosion in the direction of the target whilst molding into the form of a dragon.

Mercury steps back at the sight of the approaching fire and thrusts his hand toward the ground. An Emerald Dragon breaks from the ground to eat the flame and Mercury's opponent.

Naamah uses her Mace to slow down the flow of time, and then throws a punch that would snap a redwood in half in the direction of her next taget.

Prime ducks at it, he then pisses oil at the next poster.

Teleports through the punch, appearing behind the target.

Mercenary taps his gauntlets, mini guns pooping out. The chatter of bullets fills the air as they shoot towards his target.

Tellumo concentrates on the flow of air to create a miniaturised hurricane that changes the direction of the bullets to the opposition.

Saturn grins at the bullets as they bounce off of his skin. He then thrusts both hands out at the mini-hurricane and uses it against his target, making it larger.

@Night_Rake: Flies around and through the ice giants slicing them up with my swords and sends a blast of holy fire at the next poster.

Saturn finds he is unable to control the holy fire and instead punches at the air in front of him as the fire is inches away, and a large wall of solid air is formed, pushing the flames away, the continue to burn, firing in the opposite direction, Saturn looks up and more fire shoots after the holyfire, reinforcing it.

Using my quarterback skills, I dodge the flames, run up the side, and tackle you, drawing my adamantium sword and swinging it at your face.

Using my dagger of Olympian metals,I parry the blade,then quickly aim at the next poster and fire several indestructible arrows at him.

Uses his superspeed to catch each arrow individually out of the air and drop it to the ground.

Grins and unleashes a mighty thunderclap, sending a solid blade of deadly air at his opponent.

With my (obviously) AMAZING control over air, I deflect the solid blade of deadly air to and unsuspecting innocent bystander.

I then collect stray Hydrogen atoms to my below opponent's location and send a raging lighting bolt to ignite the blast...

Fires a single shot into the innocent bystanders head moments before the blade of air slices him in half, just to be spiteful about it.

Merc brings his mystical katana up just as the bolt strikes, deflecting it to his opponent.

Tellumo sinks into the earths depths as the bolt is rendered null against the ground. He then summon a water blast from a (conveniently placed) fire hydrant, that freezes into a pillar of sharp ice.

@Tellumo: "The Commander slices the Ice into two pieces with his hand and throws them"

I kick the next poster in the face

i bite your foot off.. then spit out said foot at bottem poster

SMH.

Dodges the severed foot then sends a wave of telekinetic energy at the next opponent followed by three poison-tipped throwing knives.

Stops the orbital strike and sends an energy wave to the next poster

Counter with concussive energy blast, then send a wall of high pressurized water at next person.

I CAN SWIM.. sends fish of the sea at the next poster

I shit oil and the fish die I play justin bieber music on infinite loop at 9000 DECIBELS AT THE NEXT POSTER!!!!!

im deaf fool. *plays rebecca blacks friday at the next poster*

Violette examines her nails a bit while a fool plays music towards her. Looking up at him, she raises a brow, then closes her eyes, raising her hands up to her head. A concussive blast of telepathy radiates from her mind, knocking unconscious any psyche it contacts.

Rake casts the spell of mentality,keeping himself from any telepathic harm.He then throws his magical hammer,Moonbreaker,at the next target.

Tatu, who's hovering about two week off the ground, becomes intangible, not only to molecular objects, but to space and time in general. As he reappears, he stares into the eyes of the next opponent, the swirling mists of his irises implicating thoughts of suicide and self-mutilation in the target.

( I hate you, Portrait-masta. )

Tatu's mind, which is so torn from the schizophrenia, is unaffected by any mental attack. He stares at his opponent, trying to cause hallucinations of attacking forces designated to drive them insane.

Envelopes my mind with an overwhelming amount of static rendering all incoming telepathic attacks useless.

Even while weakened from previous feat, I summon a raging F4 tornado toward my opponent below, while simultaneously igniting flammable objects I weirdly carry in my pocket. Transforming my Tornado into a FLAMING VORTEX OF DEATH moving quickly to my enemy.

Kain grips his skull as the madness slowly consumes him. Nightmarish visions flow through his mind like fish in an ocean. He sees fallen comrades and events which left him scarred for the rest of his life. Reason slithers through the crevices to reach the Horseman of War and finally manages to pry him from insanities cold, unrelenting grasp. Angered by the resurfaced demons, Kain slams his sword into ground and ejects hundreds of spikes within a hundred foot radius.

Violette launches herself into the air with her tk, flipping back and landing just as the furthest spike emerges from the ground a few inches from her face. Eyes wide, she rolls backwards away from the spike. Seeing the next opponent, Violette creates her tk claw and lunges at her foe while drawing her katana, ready to rip and slice them apart.