Come! Do you like candy?! COME HERE! I WILL GIVE YOU CANDY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

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A Global broadcast broken into the system and infiltrated the networks and media of those so innocent. Innocent people that would see this and regain their twisted imaginations. Emotions that our animal ancestors gave us would make the audience feel grief. More often than enough the some would want the cruelty that humankind has brought into itself through this offer, and with that spark of imagination the laboratory would love to help feed those who desire this art. As it is not inhuman, as these people who do not agree with such brilliant minds, almost extinct minds, will be tarnished into the blossoming hands that the doctor himself will bestow upon you, and with you alone. You radiant wonderful mind!!.. will use the paint brush of your own will, use the laboratories paint...and choose your canvas of those of the flesh that are deserving of its pure justice.

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A University

It's October, so why not lol.

*CLAPS*

*begins to write cult of Wheately post that will rival Nova's cult of bandits*

@ghostalt: I SHALL PERFORM THE ENCORE! VERY SOON!

Lol I didn't think you would actually do it.

I'll take five mothers.

Fontaine wants to see the effects of splice on a fetus.

@geth: That will be 35 dollars!

@ghostalt:I can only return the favor and make a UG cult now lol.

@doctor_wheatley: I'll cut you a deal and barter for a vial of splice.

Basic, of coarse. It can be your job to make it volatile.

@geth: But is it perfect the way it is :D I am a simpleton. If it gets the job done, then it shall be successful!

Probably won't make a day two sale since i'm being lazy, maybe later.