Calm down, Egan!
Tries to make him stop by pouring vodka through a funnel and into his mouth
BLOOD-HUNTERS
"Warsman said:They are. Mine are just statements."There is a quality leader right there!"walks up.....And I thought my jokes were bad."
So uh lets see here.......are we going back to the two years ago. Because two years ago none of us would have give a rats @$$ what anybody said, then we started to run and hide listening to what these heros said about us. So I am just wondering did you guys grow your balls back or are we still abiding by the rules of society?
"Wars, Gimme a suggestion for a look."I said Skeletor. You're the one who changed it.
"TheDrifter said:I said Carnage,Now your Black Tarantula :P"Wars, Gimme a suggestion for a look."I said Skeletor. You're the one who changed it."
"To put an answer in a format that you can understand...SCREW SOCIETY!"
Good....now give me back my knives you oversized pile of scrap!
"Warsman said:Nope. Still Carnage. It's the same formula as before and I think you'd do poorly in chemistry."TheDrifter said:I said Carnage,Now your Black Tarantula :P""Wars, Gimme a suggestion for a look."I said Skeletor. You're the one who changed it."
OK you two there is only one way to settle this (bad techno music starts to play) and Egan yells MORTAL KOMBAT!
"Warsman said:Never!"To put an answer in a format that you can understand...SCREW SOCIETY!"
Good....now give me back my knives you oversized pile of scrap!"
"TheDrifter said:Oh wells."Warsman said:Nope. Still Carnage. It's the same formula as before and I think you'd do poorly in chemistry.""TheDrifter said:I said Carnage,Now your Black Tarantula :P""Wars, Gimme a suggestion for a look."I said Skeletor. You're the one who changed it."
I'm still Vergil, Venom and Skeletor.
Or we could just do this........runs behind egan and pulls a knife out of his coat and carves TNJ WAS HERE------->X
"The New Joke said:"Warsman said:Never!""To put an answer in a format that you can understand...SCREW SOCIETY!"
Good....now give me back my knives you oversized pile of scrap!"
YES!!
"OK you two there is only one way to settle this (bad techno music starts to play) and Egan yells MORTAL KOMBAT!"rips out Eeg's spine than large bloody letters appear above their heads.
FATALITY.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
DRIFTER WINS
"Warsman said:Deducts points for arguing"The New Joke said:"Warsman said:Never!""To put an answer in a format that you can understand...SCREW SOCIETY!"
Good....now give me back my knives you oversized pile of scrap!"
YES!!"
"The New Joke said:"Warsman said:Deducts points for arguing""The New Joke said:"Warsman said:Never!""To put an answer in a format that you can understand...SCREW SOCIETY!"
Good....now give me back my knives you oversized pile of scrap!"
YES!!"
Grabs some gasoline and a lighter and burns the paper and clipboard.
"Bashes TNJ over the head with the flaming clipboardGets hit in the head and then shakes it off only to find that the ends of his hair had caught of fire. He runs for alittle bit before finally putting it out. Grabs a barbed wire pole and lights it up before hitting Wars on the head.
ECW! ECW!"
eganthevile1 said:
"LMAO, you guys can do virtually no wrong with me, except scratching my finish Egan's eyes glow red as he looks at New Joke, "Carve me again, and I'll carve my initials into your heart!" Egan then smiled politely
"
Ok ok if you insist.....Runs over and carves <-------mike will be there under his original carving.
"The pole (I presume a 2x4) cracks over his head and he returns fire by breaking a toilet over TNJ's forehead. He gets woozy and sits on the couch to wipe the blood out of his eyes."gets hit with a toilet and falls down. He soon stands up and says......Boys I think I am going to become a hero and call myself TOILET HEAD!!! I CAN FLUSH EVEN DOWN THE TOILET! Pulls the toilet off of his head and wipes away a bit of blood from his mouth.
Ehhh you knuckle heads (goes 3 stooges Moe and pokes wars and TNJ in the eyes, then kicks them both in the groin)
Gets his eyes poke and gets kicked in the groin. Well I g2g cya boys..Quickly sticks a paper that says I'm an ass! Kick me! on ETV's back just out of his reach then runs out the door.
"I have Diaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabeetus"Call Liberty. They can help you live a better life.
eganthevile1 said:
"Hey Drift...
Can you stop trying to recruit Wars?
LOL not that I blame you he's the man"
Sorry Egan. It's an inside joke.
"G'night Wars, Drift, Tatu, TNJ, Ice Spider, Tatu, and everyone else"mental note: once presented with the pic he runs.....it must mean something.
another mental note:Once I raise question of him......he threatens me, again it means something.
"Begins to imagine thethings that Wars would do when he got drunk......then stops and quivers from disgust."Yes...quake with fear you mortal fool.
"The New Joke said:Well first of all its disgust because I could see you doing alot.....second STUFF IT!! Oh wait by the looks of that pic you already did."Begins to imagine thethings that Wars would do when he got drunk......then stops and quivers from disgust."Yes...quake with fear you mortal fool."
"Warsman said:Disgust is a general reaction to something disturbing. So is fear. Therefore, disgust = some kind of fear."The New Joke said:Well first of all its disgust because I could see you doing alot.....second STUFF IT!! Oh wait by the looks of that pic you already did.""Begins to imagine thethings that Wars would do when he got drunk......then stops and quivers from disgust."Yes...quake with fear you mortal fool."
Deducts for getting a teacher drunk on campus and taking pictures of men in speedos hugging
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