@backstabber Im changing his name to the Double Crosser.
It came during the night. A streak of light that hovered over a certain area and then spontaneously jettisoned to away to another location. No American craft could maneuver like this sighting did, and thus it came from outer space. A visitor from another planet, maybe another galaxy seeking something that no one would understand.
It was a common trope that many would experience. It would lead to many calls to the police. Some would shoot their guns in the sky and some would even shoot their firecrackers at the coming of the new day. Either way, panic would begin to arise. Some hunkering down in their homes. Others running in panic.
The white haired stud would have none of that. His American machismo just oozing of greatness, figuring the running was getting to the bar before it closed. Rookies! he uttered aloud, shaking his head in disbelief. The fact that he no longer had any forms of payment made it even easier not to run with the masses.
There was a scream in the distance. Everyone hearing it and steering the masses away from the holler like steer on the range. His neck would swivel, the sudden change in direction making him feel the urge to vomit hit the tip of his tongue, but like the master of inebriation he was he would not succumb to its effects. His lips would smack, tasting the mix of gin and mozzarella sticks as an odd mix with pistachio shells. He thought he had evacuated much of the shells. It was bet and he was always down for a free drink.
Hey! Watch where you are going, the crimson stud muffin uttered aloud as he felt another person bump into him in the race for safety. Its illegal to be doing what you are doing, he yelled. I would call the police if I wasnt intoxicated.
The masses would not listen as many continued to race by the Double Crosser, leaving him still shake his head at the uneducated. The bars dont close until two in this town. he would yell to no avail as many more screamed and ran, looking like freshmen in college, not ready for the keggers. He turned looking for the closest bar, wanting to open a tab and then slip out as he used the bathroom when something caught his attention from the corner of his eye.
Wait! the Double Crosser screamed, jumping with olympic level reflexes as he attached his superior grip to the leg of a fleeting woman. Your Lynda Carter. Im your biggest fan. Dont run. Ive sent you many of letters in the mail with me only receiving a restraining order. Your better than this.
The Double Crosser would feel her mighty blow straight to his nose, causing his nose to erupt in blood on the pavement as he loosened his grip. He would have dodged any other blow but it was Lynda Carter. Wonder Woman the only female skilled enough to land such a devastating blow, even if he would never admit it publicly.
Something was afoul in this town, and it wasnt the shart he let rip when he thought no one was looking. For Wonder Woman to be running away from something, was hard to believe. The Double Crosser remained thinking on the ground as he waited for his bulge to subside as the image of Wonder Woman's superior form bouncing and swaying as she did faded from his memory. Once it did, he bounced back to his feet, still entering the bar he had planned but this time thinking of an alternative to the mob.
Double Crosser's entrance would be met with silent looks as many cowered to their own corners. Did his deodorant run out already, he asked himself as he could see more lights in the distance. The television displayed many accounts on news outlets, Double Crosser hoping he would be watching the late night west coast game instead. Due to his gracious upbringing, the Double Crosser merely opened up another liqour tab, looking for possible ways out without paying as Bonnie Tyler's 'I need a hero' played softly under the news coverage,
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
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