Ribs Joint, Washington DC
Alexander sat in his usual spot with his usual paper while having just finished the house specialty. His fingers were sticky from the secret sauce the man behind the counter kept secret from the world, a family recipe he always said, at times he was tempted and subtract it from his mind. But how fair would that be? It's so much better when people give away their secrets willingly.
What would he do with the sauce anyways? It's not like he knew how to properly grill a carcass. Sell it to some one percenter so he could charge it for twice the amount that he pays now in a luxurious restaurant? No. Some secrets are better left alone. The truth behind the secret sauce would hurt more than it would help anyone.
Sometimes it's best to create a different sauce that tastes almost like the real thing but actually isn't. Tell everyone that it's the original even if it tastes slightly different. Some people might question it but ultimately they won't care. A lot might even like this version more than the real one. This has worked so well for Pepsi.
Why shouldn't it work for the CIA?
Somewhere stereotypically Middle Eastern.
The greatest thing about working with the U.S of A are the sick toys. They called it "Furtivus", it's supposed to mean stealth or clandestine in Latin. Why can't they just call it the stealth suit? Why does everything have to mean something else in another language.... It’s so exhausting to Google all this crap.
Still, it's not much of a stealth suit when the invisibility settings are not turned on. I look like I just ripped off Tron, not that I don't like it or anything. The design is dope, it's just not very effective if by any chance the suit fails or something. Did it really have to be this color in order for it to bend the light? And how much power is wasted by keeping these lights on.
They could afford to make this but not some super stealthy vehicle and now I have to walk two miles to find the base and not tip the League off. I know we're fighting ninjas but come on, it’s not like they could do much against us if we just let Douglas go loose. Why don't we just drop in full 80s hero and get it over with. It's not like they are going to go down quietly anyways. Let's just cut through the foreplay.
Not that I think about it, it’s sort of insulting that they had to make me a suit that made me completely invisible and unhearable...unlistenable? Do they not trust my abilities to be quiet? This is so boring; I can't even listen to music while walking because of the freaking GPS in my ear. Yes, lady, I know I still have two miles to go. I don't see a giant death temple yet.
40 minutes later of uttermost boredom
I still don't get why I couldn't run; it doesn't make any sense. Okay. I'm here. Now what? Do I just wait to get stabbed or walk in? This place looks completely isolated but I bet there is a crapton of ninjas hiding in there making it seem like it's abandoned. Or it really could be empty and this was a waste of time.
Maybe I should wait for orders before entering the place.... Nah. Odds are that they are inside and they cleaned up the place before I could get there. Just in case, I'm not going to deactivate the suit, I don't want to get yelled at by Jones for screwing up the hole stealth vibe that we have going on.