is this place a secret club now?

can we tell ghost stories?

First rule about the Quest Forum ;) you know the rest.

tell me a ghost story?

pweeeze

I wanna join, whoaaaaaa

* Runs around in a circle while listening to his ipod "

@joewell: you can join

now tell me a story

@betatesthighlander1:

Copyed from here:

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic-5/the-creepy-thread-574156/

"Daddy, I had a bad dream."

You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness; it's 3:23.

"Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, Daddy."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."

For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. Then, the covers shift beside you.

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In rural southern Illinois, a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. Apparently, after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually, the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.

@joewell: that was pretty spooky

@awesam said:

@joewell:@awesam: @gambler: okay guys, no one can tell Bumpyboo, Joygirl, Bruxae, LipstickLesbian...am I forgetting anyone?

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@joewell: that was pretty spooky

@awesam said:

@joewell:@awesam: @gambler: okay guys, no one can tell Bumpyboo, Joygirl, Bruxae, LipstickLesbian...am I forgetting anyone?

Yes, but we'll throw water balloons if they dare come.

@awesam: over the internet?

@betatesthighlander1: I haven't thought that far yet.

@awesam: is anyone here a navy SEAL who has contacts to a secret network of spies across the USA who could track someone's IP address as we speak?

@joewell: @gambler: what about you gusy?

also, @awesam: what are we gonna do here?

@betatesthighlander1: Let's get the rules out of the way.

First rule of Fight Club. You do not talk about Fight Club.
Second rule of Fight Club. You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

@awesam: even when your in fight club?

@betatesthighlander1:

@awesam: @referee:

so, can we list all the reasons why girls are dumb?

I'll start

1. Their gross

@betatesthighlander1

2) Cooties

@referee:

3. they like Unicorns a lot (we only like unicorns a little)

@awesam: your turn now

@awesam: c'mon man, you need to keep this going

@betatesthighlander1: I think it's dead.

@betatesthighlander1: IT AIN'T DEAD. LET'S BUILD A TREEHOUSE FOR THIS!

@capfanboy:

Hell Yeah (how do you build a treehouse in the internet? or in real life?)

Pictures of wood and nails?...I leave that open to interpretation.

So this club's still in effect , Cool!

yeah, apparently our main goal has switched from basic boy like misogyny to the creation of some sort of imaginary treehouse (still, nor girls allowed) anyways

No, this tree.

@awesam: how the fun are you going to put a house on that without totally wrecking Godzilla?

and even if you don't, won't the radiation kill all of us? (not to mention the constant SDF bombing raids)

@betatesthighlander1: We find a way, that's how!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

that's kind of the exact opposite of an answer

but I like it

@awesam, figure something out

@betatesthighlander1: I'm the talent, I'm not supposed to think.

@capfanboy: @referee: @joewell: @gambler: I need a solution and I need one fast, how do we make a house in the Godzilla tree?

@awesam: your useless

Ugh, put the house in its head and add a flamethrower in its mouth.

@awesam: Inside the head?

@betatesthighlander1: Either inside or on top.

well, on top and we're definitely going to get bombed, so I think we should go inside

how do we defend from the radiation? also, how do we get in and out?

I'm not gay

good to know, I'm glad that you know who you are

why were you telling us that?

@betatesthighlander1:

We can all where lead suits

And we leave out the..... where everything else that go's in comes out

@joewell:

okay, that's a good idea

Post some pics of radiation suits

@capfanboy: @referee: @awesam: Any of yall gots any?

@betatesthighlander1: Would if i could

Oh wait...That's part of my personal coll--I'll just go ahead and file that one for later.

Whatever this thread is I like it.

@darkknightdetective: It's a club.

@betatesthighlander1: We ran out of suits, so someone has to wear this one.

It's okay, we're all boys here

That made it sound really gay.