You're now married to the protagonist of the last movie you watched. How's your married life?

How would you feel about being married to last movie's protagonist/main character inside of your favorite movie's universe after some crazy hangover with a bunch of reality wrapping imps.?

What would you say to him/her as your new husband/wife in your home or their home?

Owen Grady from Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. I'd have preferred a female, but he's Chris Pratt, I could make it work.

@gokluma: PoV character, or protagonist?

The Shape of Water...

@mylittlefascist: protagonist

Well, I would be married to a nun...

@lan_fan: I'd be married to a serial killer who chops off her victim's, umm....

@mylittlefascist: That sounds fantastic!

@lan_fan: I don't fit her MO, so I think I'd be safe from her wrath as long as I can prove I can keep a secret.

@mylittlefascist: I felt bad for you now

@mrmonster: What would you say to Owen Grady for being your husband?

Amusing coincidence. I just watched this the other day as well.

I feel like Owen and I would get along alright. The man has a sense of humor, seems outdoorsy, and loves dinosaurs.

Oh goddammit i just watched neighbors 2 i guess I'm married to seth rogen now.

@johncena69swag: What would you do with that guy as your husband?

I don't know, maybe "Hey husband, please take me with you next time you go dinosaur fighting."

Yes, with him around, our relationship sure wouldn't get stale.

The young Nun from ‘The Nun’

Considering she’s a nun, it’ll be a shit marriage with no sex.

@mrmonster: Cool and at least Owen will have fun with you.

Damn I'm married to Batman from Dark Knight..... I'm rich!!!

@danieldaripper: What would you do with that money or time with batman?

Can TV shows count?

@jagernutt: Yup they do

@gokluma: I’m married to Light Yagami (Death Note)... omg I would do anything for him... even sacrifice myself if necessary. His crazy ass is mine.... ???...

@thepunisherfan: So basically like this chick did for him?

@gokluma: Yep just like Misa, or I could be like what Ebony Maw is to Thanos!

@thepunisherfan: Yup with a lot of inspiring words and what would you say to him for being your husband?

@gokluma: I would grab his hand and kiss... get on one knee and call him Master. Not husband... even though we’re married and I love him... I will want to serve him, and have him complete his goal. He probably won’t love due to his character, but let me tell you.... I wouldn’t care because I know what’s like to be used so nothing new, Am I right? Anyways After I did that I would say, “Master I am willing to do anything for you... whatever you want or need, I will give you the satisfaction you need to... cleanse this flithy earth.... and its rotten people. You shall be number one... and if you have to kill me to accomplish your goal... don’t hesitate Master.”

Last movie I saw was Underworld, so... Guess I'm married to Selene now... Immortality and all that...

Last movie I watched was Gone Girl.

I lose either way.

Well, I'd be married to a beautiful nun. RIP my sex life.

@b_r023: Ha ha. Mine is even worse. I'm married to MCU Peter Parker.

I watched Room, so I guess I'm married to Joy? Ouch.

@mister_surreal: Well at least she is beautiful so I can still Jerk off or is that a sin?

@b_r023: I'm pretty sure that is a sin. Also, I married to an underage high schooler, I should be in prison.

@mister_surreal: I've heard they take reaaallll good care of people with interest in... underaged kids.

Last movie I saw was tomb raider, so it may go fine.

Then I'd be married to Sarah Michelle Geller.

Then I'm married to George Bailey from Its A Wonderful Life. Lol

Ready Player One. Dear god I'm richer then shit, but it's a dorky dude. File for divorce and enjoy the high life.

Nicolas Cage from National treasure.

People (and dogs) close to John Wick tend to die.

Oh for god sake me and my mate watched "Kung Fu Flid" last night as a joke.

I'm now in a homosexual marriage with a man described as "unarmed but dangerous" ffs

Hell or high water.

Damn I'm gay now I guess.

I would now be married to a crazy, homicidal, obsessive sex addict that digs history teachers.

I'm cool with that.

I love you Nic Cage from The Weather Man.

Come and live with me in Sakaar. Hulk is a just and kind ruler.

I must be the man in our marriage, my dungeon is not for plungin'.

Like the last thread.... I would divorce because I'm not into men.

@frombeyond: How would your mate & you do with this crazy man as a new husband?