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#1 Edited by BadVoodoo (386 posts) - - Show Bio

What would you do if you woke up yesterday and didn't see another person? T.V. doesn't get any channels, cars are at a standstill, nobody's at your work or stores. Its silent and the only sounds you can hear are birds chirping.

The only information you have is a hint from a national geographic special you watched the previous day, implying that if such a thing where to happen the internet and power would remain online for the next 2 days.

What would you do?

  • Human bodies vanished
  • Animals are still on earth
  • Power will go out in 2 days (if your a hermit that stays indoors the days will still pass)

-Copy paste topic i made from another forum

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#2 Posted by Jezer (3409 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably break my glasses.

Then I can't read anything.

Surrounded by books I can never read. ='(

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#3 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17181 posts) - - Show Bio

@jezer said:

Probably break my glasses.

Then I can't read anything.

Surrounded by books I can never read. ='(

Cookie for that reference.

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#4 Posted by JediXMan (38142 posts) - - Show Bio
@jezer said:

Probably break my glasses.

Then I can't read anything.

Surrounded by books I can never read. ='(

YES! This is exactly what I was thinking of when I read the title!

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#5 Posted by Immortal777 (9602 posts) - - Show Bio
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#6 Posted by MonsterStomp (32890 posts) - - Show Bio

I will kill myself.

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#7 Posted by Joygirl (21036 posts) - - Show Bio

Fap I suppose. Then read some books. Then go get drunk for like, several months. Then creatively commit suicide.

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#8 Posted by The Stegman (37265 posts) - - Show Bio

I will relax, finally some peace and quiet. Then I'll start reading up on medical care in case I get injured, I'd know how to take care of myself.

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#9 Posted by joshmightbe (27491 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: That'd probably be the most likely outcome for most

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#10 Posted by ShadowSwordmaster (19935 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I would start exploring the world.

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#11 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl:

Well with all the time enough at last references, I'd figure I put this up to reenforce your plans ;) hehehe

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#12 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17181 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Fap I suppose. Then read some books. Then go get drunk for like, several months. Then creatively commit suicide.

I'd get creative with my locations.

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#13 Posted by Jezer (3409 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol funniest Twilight Zone story

Then, a few hours later.... I'd probably stop crying like a little bitch and make a pair of instant glasses out of my fingers.

Then use them to read my books. = )

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#14 Posted by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn I was gonna do that twilight reference but I guess I'll be serious. I would think about suicide but prolly just search my whole life looking for survival (the only thing keeping a piece of me sane enough not to kill myself)

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#15 Edited by Gwahlur_Rising (325 posts) - - Show Bio

I would devote my life to ensuring that my name and image was plastered all over everything I could find, in the hopes that someday an alien civilization would discover my handiwork, and I would be listed in the intergalactic chronicles as having been the god of a vanished civilization.

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#16 Edited by Immortal777 (9602 posts) - - Show Bio

With there still being animals I'd be fine with a dog. I'd lie to myself that there are still other people in the world somewhere and travel until I die I can't go the suicide route.

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#17 Edited by thatguywithheadphones (19859 posts) - - Show Bio

Spank it

after a while kill myself

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#18 Posted by JediXMan (38142 posts) - - Show Bio

Devote myself to finding a research facility that has the capabilities of cloning human beings with the hope of making a fertile female, then become the ruler of a new race of humans.

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#19 Posted by MarlboroMan (2492 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Fap I suppose. Then read some books. Then go get drunk for like, several months. Then creatively commit suicide.

this but instead of being alcoloholic i would be drug addict, looks more fun if i am gonna suicide anyway

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#20 Posted by Yung ANcient One (5276 posts) - - Show Bio

Do whatever I wanted to do. Treat the world as my toy box as soon as I start going crazy, I'll start taking drugs.

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#21 Edited by laflux (23846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Fap I suppose. Then read some books. Then go get drunk for like, several months. Then creatively commit suicide.

Yeah you'd want to get it out of your system, especially while there is still Internet. It means you could on for longer before the animals started to look irresistibly sexy.............................

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#22 Posted by ARMIV2 (10054 posts) - - Show Bio

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I WOULD DRAW OVER EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING GETS PAINTED, SCRIBBLED, PLASTERED, CHISELED, DUMPED, FILLED, & MUSTACHED ON!!!

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#23 Posted by Veshark (9458 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I would start exploring the world.

Mm this. With a Labrador I'll name Hunter and a large sniper rifle. I'll also grow a beard and drive around in a red Camaro.

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#24 Posted by Decoy Elite (30159 posts) - - Show Bio

Start drinking.

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#25 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (45710 posts) - - Show Bio

PLAY MY xbox till the lights go out then start hoarding food

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#26 Edited by PartialSanity (460 posts) - - Show Bio
  • Snag the biggest pick-up truck I can find.
  • Go to Home Depot and pick up a generator and several large containers, and a lot of hoses.
  • Find a nice sized home, which will serve as my base/storage.
  • Go to a book store and get one of everything in the sci-fi/fantasy section and as well as several cooking books.
  • Go to a video store and pick up one of everything.
  • Go to clothing stores and get as many clothes as possible. (Never gonna wash another article of clothing, wouldn't want to waste water)
  • Collect all of the non-perishables I can find.
  • Set up a food plan, luckily enough there's all types of fruit planted everywhere here and I can set up a chicken farm no problem. I also know of plenty of springs I can get to in less than 2 hours to get fresh water from.
  • Systematically collect gasoline from gas tanks and gas stations to have a good supply.
  • Get animal friends to talk at.
  • Survive until I die. Eating, watching movies and TV series, reading books, and crying myself to sleep.

At first I was laying out a plan to reboot humanity by figuring out where the top genetics lab were, but 2 days until a power outage wouldn't give me enough time to get enough generators to where eggs would be frozen to preserve them long enough while I figured things out.

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#27 Edited by Bruxae (18147 posts) - - Show Bio

Instantly get naked then just travel the world I guess. Id probably die eventually from trying to fly a plane but whatever.

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#28 Edited by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

I would repopulate the Earth with imaginary friends and try to survive.

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#29 Posted by Nefarious (33764 posts) - - Show Bio

I would do whatever I want.

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#30 Posted by AweSam (7527 posts) - - Show Bio

Live among lions.

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#31 Edited by PartialSanity (460 posts) - - Show Bio

@bruxae: Just try some high speed boats. No need to get yourself killed. I would've included traveling in my list via boats, but even the thought of being out at sea makes me get all phobic.

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#32 Posted by wildvine (13554 posts) - - Show Bio

I will kill myself.

I liked this....

I would devote my life to ensuring that my name and image was plastered all over everything I could find, in the hopes that someday an alien civilization would discover my handiwork, and I would be listed in the intergalactic chronicles as having been the god of a vanished civilization.

But this is waay better.

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#33 Posted by SupremeHyperion (1811 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait for the Aliens to show up to gloat at me..... (sad face)

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#34 Posted by BumpyBoo (13392 posts) - - Show Bio

I would devote my life to ensuring that my name and image was plastered all over everything I could find, in the hopes that someday an alien civilization would discover my handiwork, and I would be listed in the intergalactic chronicles as having been the god of a vanished civilization.

This. But with someone else's name.

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#35 Posted by DaDivineKing (43622 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

Devote myself to finding a research facility that has the capabilities of cloning human beings with the hope of making a fertile female, then become the ruler of a new race of humans.

I like this idea.......Alot.

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#36 Posted by wildvine (13554 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:

@gwahlur_rising said:

I would devote my life to ensuring that my name and image was plastered all over everything I could find, in the hopes that someday an alien civilization would discover my handiwork, and I would be listed in the intergalactic chronicles as having been the god of a vanished civilization.

This. But with someone else's name.

This, but your name. <3

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#37 Posted by BumpyBoo (13392 posts) - - Show Bio
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#38 Posted by MyNameWasDeleted (683 posts) - - Show Bio

Since I don't think I'd know I was all alone on the planet, I would devote the next chapter of my life to finding someone else- Oh and also letting all the household pets I encounter out into the world so they don't die inside. So I would basicly do what

@bruxae said:

Instantly get naked then just travel the world I guess. Id probably die eventually from trying to fly a plane but whatever.

with a goal in mind.

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#39 Posted by INLIFE (1614 posts) - - Show Bio
  1. Get Resources (Fast cars, electric generators and solar panels, spring water)
  2. Acquire the world's biggest porn collection and fap EVERYWHERE.

  3. Set up a safe house.
  4. Get started on human cloning. Although bodies might have disappeared, hairs and the such are surely behind. I would make multiple, genetically randomized versions of male and female me. Reproduction occurs....

Yeah....

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#40 Posted by BadVoodoo (386 posts) - - Show Bio

@inlife said:
  1. Get Resources (Fast cars, electric generators and solar panels, spring water)
  2. Acquire the world's biggest porn collection and fap EVERYWHERE.

  3. Set up a safe house.
  4. Get started on human cloning. Although bodies might have disappeared, hairs and the such are surely behind. I would make multiple, genetically randomized versions of male and female me. Reproduction occurs....

Yeah....

Is having sex with male and female versions of yourself masturbation or incest?

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#41 Posted by NicholasAgot (268 posts) - - Show Bio

Build myself a rocket to explore galaxies and universes in hopes of finding new life. And bringing back to earth. So I CAN RULE EARTH EVENTUALLY!!!!

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#42 Posted by PowerHerc (86184 posts) - - Show Bio

Turn the lights out and leave.

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#44 Posted by Edamame (30749 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd simply jump on a Trampoline for the rest of my life. :)

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#45 Posted by MrDirector786 (44009 posts) - - Show Bio

I would fix the grammar in the title of this thread. :P

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#47 Posted by OldManDuncan (11517 posts) - - Show Bio

This isn't 4chan though.

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#48 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (2720 posts) - - Show Bio

I would freak out and then gain composure. Go to Subway and make myself a tasty sandwich. Find some new clothes in a store and acquire a new phone. It will be all mine...EARTH IS ALL MINE. I AM THE NEW KING OF EARTH *gets killed by a fox*

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#49 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio

Never wear clothing again. Hang out with a bunch of dogs as my family. Find a yack to pull a cart that way I could always have free milk. Find a chimpanzee to marry. Don't get any ideas now! I'd just have sex with it, nothing creepy.

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#50 Edited by buttersdaman000 (19113 posts) - - Show Bio

All I know is that I wouldn't kill myself