on this site. Some that just got your attention right off the bat
Methos original Battle cry was awesome.
"I killed, but I didn't just kill fifty, I didn't just kill a hundred. I killed thousand. I killed ten thousand. And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it. Cassandra was nothing, her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? *Death*! Death. Death on horse! When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that was you want to hear? Than the answer... is yes. Oh, yes."
The Doctor says:
"He's like fire and ice, and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe"
The Doctor says:
"You know what we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid. The first time they tell you that the Earth's turning and you just can't believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it: the turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour. And the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 thousand miles an hour and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world and if we let go... that's who I am."
my three favorites
Some totally awesome Supernatural quotes....
Dean: [Looking at Haunted Hotel] We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.
Dean: Ya'know, She could be faking.
Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?
Dean: [After a nice cop says okie dokie] I like him, he says okie dokie.
Dean: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
Sam: Remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean: Dude, could you be more gay?
Dean: I'm going to stop the big bad wolf, which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
FBI Agent Hendricksen: I got a lot to celebrate. I mean, after all, seein' you two in chains?
Dean: You kinky son of a bitch. We don't swing that way.
Dean: [About Bela] Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public.
Dean: [to Sam about Gert] What a crazy old broad.
Sam: Why, because she believes in ghosts?
Dean: Haha, look at ya, stickin' up for ya girlfriend, you cougar hound.
Sam: Bite me.
*Dean: Not if she bites ya first.
Bela: [to Dean] You know, when this is over, we should really have some angry sex.
Dean: Don't objectify me. Let's go.
Sam: How do you sleep at night?
Bela: In silk sheets, rolling naked in money.
Ruby: I'm interested in you.
Ruby: Because you're tall I love a tall man. And then there's that whole Anti-Christ thing.
Dean: What's in the box!
Dean: Brad Pitt, Se7en, no?
Dean: It takes two to...you know...have hardcore sex.
Dean: I call do-over.
Sam: What are you, 7?
Sam: Dean! Andy's got the Impala!
Dean: I know! He just sort of asked me for it and I, I let him take it!
Sam: You what?
Dean: He full-on Obi-wanned me!
Dean: I full on Swayze-d that mother.
Dean: I don't know what this thing is.
Sam: [laughs] You means Carly's Myspace Address?
Dean: Yeah, Myspace, what the hell is that?
Dean: Seriously, is that some sort of porn site or something?
Guy with gun: Do you mind stepping out of the car for a minute?
Dean: Well, you are a handsome devil but I don't swing that way, sorry.
Sam: Are you okay?
Ava: Am I okay?
Ava: I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych files.
Ava: I'm awesome!
Dean: Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.
Sam: I'm laughing on the inside.
Sam: Dean, did you touch my computer?
Dean: Uh, no
Sam: Eh, well, then why is it frozen at "bustyasianbeauties.com"?
Dean: Hey, follow the creepy brick road.
Molly: Oh, thank God.
Dean: Call me Dean.
College Profsssor: Son have you been drinking?
Dean: Everybody keeps asking me that but no.
Andy: Have you got something of Dean's on you, like something he touched?
Sam: I've got a receipt, if that'll work?
Andy: Yeah. [looking at receipt] D. Hasselhoff?
Sam: Yeah, that's Dean's signature. It's hard to explain.
Dean: Dude, check out the size of this friggin' bear.
Dean: I am Agent Ford, this is Agent Hamill.
Sam: You're never afraid?
Dean: No, not really.
[Sam pulls knife out from under Dean's pillow]
Dean: That's not fear. That is precaution.
Sam: Just try to relax.
Dean: Just try to Shut up!
Dean: That better be you Sam and not that freak of nature.
Sam: Yeah, it's me. He went to Becca's, looking like you.
Dean: Well, he's not stupid. He picked the handsome one!
Dean: Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
Sam: Bite me.
Dean: So you found some beetles, in a hole, in the ground. That's shocking, Sam!
[Sam and Dean posing as potential homeowners]
Lynda: Well, let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color or... [looks to Sam and Dean] sexual orientation.
Dean: Hmm, right. [to Sam] I'm gonna go talk to Larry. Okay, honey? [slaps Sam's @$$]
Sam: What Dad 'wants' doesn't matter!
Dean: Ya see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.
Dean: Hey Sam, who do you think is the hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?
Dean: [to Scarecrow] Dude, you fugly.
Dean: [About to be sacrificed in an Apple Orchard] I hope your apple pie is frickin' worth it!
Dean: Oh, that Fabric Softener teddy bear!...I wanna hunt that little bitch down...
Hot Bar Waitress: Can I help you with something?
Dean: Oh God yes.
Sam: Why are you trying so hard to get me laid?
Dean: Why are you trying so hard not to get laid?
Took me awhile, but there ya go. Laugh your @$$es off.
"This is the first time I've ever been seduced by predeterminism theory. "
"We have been travelling through the galaxy now for three million years and there are many things we've discovered. The highest form of life in the universe is Man and the lowest is a man who works for the post office."
My mind is so numb and brain-dead, I feel like I've just attended a 3 day seminar entitled 'The Future of Plumbing'. Have you any idea how irritating you have just been? You're a master, there are things you could teach to tropical skin diseases.
and the all time favorite...
Lister: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
Cat: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
Lister: That's good. I thought I was going strange.
Cat: She's incredible!
Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.
my all time favorite... all blended together so the individual speeches turn into a full intro...
Kosh, "And so it begins." (Chrysalis)
Minbari assassin, "There is a hole in your mind." (The pilot)
Sinclair, "What do you want?" (And the Sky Full of Stars)
G'kar, "No one here is exactly what he appears." (Mind War)
Sinclair, "Nothings the same anymore." (Chrysalis)
General Hague, "Commander Sinclair is being reassigned" (Points of Departure)
Londo, "Why don't you eliminate the entire Narn homeworld while you are at it." (Revelations)
Elric, "I see a great hand reaching out of the stars" (The geometry of shadows)
Sebastian, "Who are you?" (comes the Inquistitor)
ISN Reporter, "President Clark has signed a decree today, declaring martial law" (Messages from Earth)
Sheridan, "These orders have forced us to declare independence." (Severed Dreams)
Bester, "Weapons supplies" (Ship of Tears)
Sheridan, "Unless your people get of their encounter suited butts and do something" (Interludes and Examinations)
Zathras, "Your the one who was." (War without End II )
Kosh, "If you go to Z'ha'dum you will die." (In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum)
Lorien, "Why are you here? Do you have anything worth living for? " (What Ever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?)
Delenn, "I think of my beautiful city in flames." (Moments of Transition?)
Sheridan, "Giants in the play ground" (The Long Night)
Sheridan, "Now get the hell out of our galaxy." (Into the fire)
Sheridan, "We are here to place President Clark under arrest." (Endgame)
Season 5 introduction, The Wheel of Fire
[Petr Kay on Crimewatch reconstructions]
You always have some manager, some right borin' manager narrating the reconstructions, he loves it.
"I usually arrive at work twenty-to eight, ten-to eight. Er. That particular morning, the morning of the robbery, they were doing, er, servicing works up by the round-about, and the dual-carriageway was gridlocked."
Get on with it, son, you're up against Bad Girls 'ere!
"I usually open up in the mornings when I arrive. Morning, Jean, that's wrong Jean's been locked in...morning, Jean"
"'Bout time an' all, been 'ere all night, thought you were never gon come. I daren't move in case alarm goes off"
"Where's Frank, he's late this morning?"
Proper wood-un. Frank comes on.
"As I was driving towards work, I noticed a small white transit van parked diagonally across both lanes. There were- drrbe! There were two men discussin' somethin'. I- dddrb! I don't know what it was, but they both 'ad sawn-off shotguns. Yeah. I couldn't, yeah. I couldn't quite see their faces clearly as they were wearing ski masks. I thought 'that's odd'. As it hadn't snowed in months."
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