You vs. Your Dad

Rules

Your 6 and armed with a VHS Rewinder.

Your dad is however the hell old he was when you were 6 and is armed with paper towel stand.

Battle in the living room

Win via death, KO, or battling your way out the door to wait in a corn field till morning for the school bus to come get you the hell out of there.

6 years old? He would have beat the shit out if me even if I wasn't fighting him.

I win via BFR. He won't come back.

6 years old. There's no way I could have won back then.