You vs 4th Graders

How many average 4th grade kids can you beat in a deathmatch?

You have to fight them all at once, and they are bloodlusted.

Random encounter and you have no knowledge. You only know that the kids are evil and coming for blood.

R1 All h2h. You recieve no weapons of any kind.

R2 You recieve one weapon of your choice. No guns, nukes, or other unfair weapons. Basically swords, knives, baseball bat, etc.

Well probably 10 in R1

50 in R2 with a bat.

I'll feel terrible for killing kids though

However long it takes me to get tired from one-shotting.

How old are 4th Graders?

Sorry I'm not American.

@gateofbabylon: Usually 9-10.

Im 16 and pretty skinny, but I do have some training in combat sports, so not sure.

Round 1: 8-10

Round 2: 14-16

5.

R1 7-12 if their more boy probably on the lower end more girls higher end. R2 A aluminum bat wrapped in barbwire I'd say 15-25

@worldofruin6: eh about a bakers dozen the first round. The second ill take a spiked leather belt & go to town on them youngins, probably take about 40 down.

Hundreds... I would literally be using them as weapons

R1: 20 or more

R2: Immeasurable (with a bat)

>-> My reasons for this, I get manic (basically, I'm gonna be amped up the entire fight)

R1: I'll get badly beaten up no matter what lol

R2: I can beat around 4 kids

@amberprice: How old are you?

@streak619: 22 lol

Then there is no way you're not beating atleast one kid.

@streak619: height-wise, I don't look 22 (I'm freaking 5'9 lol) so I'm not sure. I also hold back all the time so...

R1; about 100+, as long as my stamina can keep going afterall is 1 hit kill

R2: not much different than 1, using a bat takes more energy and it would probably break from usage same with a blade.

Honestly, if I didn't have balls that I needed to protect, due to which I could get oneshotted. I think I could on as long as my stamina allows me to.

no joke, I’ve had to do something similar when I was 15. Good thing I’m normally bloodlusted due to my experience with unruly kids hitting my balls.

R1: at least 30 if I go all out, think Madara vs shinobi alliance. I could easily pick 1 or 2 up and swing them around to hit the others. I’m in pretty good shape so stamina won’t be that much of a problem.

R2: with a katana, I solo an entire school, think anakin vs the young jedis.

@amberprice: ?not even 1 snot ball???

In Round 1 I can beat what? 15? 20? Not sure.

Round 2: I pick the sword, conceal it, go the "do you want a balloon Georgie" route to lull them into a false sense of security and immediately decapitate, like, seventy in ten seconds. Then I frighten the other kids to death.

I one-shot.

With a katana I stomp in round 2. A lot.

Round 1 is probably like maybe 20 or so.

Hey I don't want to be that guy but I think this thread is against the CV rules

@in-sidiousvader: there’s nothing really wrong with it when you think about it, its not like he randomly wants you to kill little kids, these are bloodlusted demons.

I thought these threads were dying out. This is tasteless.

No its more of this rule that makes me think it is agains CV policy, though again I am just trying to help.

No Fake Characters

Do not make up a character, like "Me with Superman's powers vs Thor," or a fan fic character that you made up. Characters have to originate from an officially published work of media.

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/battle-forum-rules-30-all-users-read-1767034/

@in-sidiousvader: ahhhhh, I see, but what about all those “you run the gauntlet” type threads?

@ourmanuel:

IDK, always thought the Mods didn't really care too much about this stuff just wanted to give warning. We all break the rules from time to time, but sometimes we get called out for it and punished so I figured I would just give a warning :)

@in-sidiousvader: yeah, I doubt they’d care too much about this one

@ourmanuel:

One more thing found this as well, it was under the gauntlet running and Battlemaking section

Use Fictional Characters

Please use at least one fictional character in each battle. If we see something like "Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Lee" and neither are a fictionalized adaptations of these people, then this discussion will be moved to Off Topic or locked. But if you use a character that Bruce Lee portrayed, or a comic book version of Bruce Lee, then that counts as a fictional character.

I would assume these rules applied to Gauntlets as well

@in-sidiousvader: well, umm, I guess bloodlusted kids from hell fall under “fictional characters” so we’re good here. Worst case scenario, this gets moved to off topic, but as I’ve said, the mods probably don’t care.

You didn’t answer the main question of the thread though.

@ourmanuel:

OH I STOMP, bare handed and martial arts based Krav Maga for the win :)

At that age males and females are generally the same strength, however girls have the height advantage on average. They’re probably more dangerous.

If they don't have any weapons either, possibly dozens. If they have scissors Anything over 10 I probably get shanked.

@in-sidiousvader: Nice, I used to do Krav-Maga as well.

Yea girls probably have a height advantage but boy will probably have the endurance because of sports they probably playing at that age and I think endurance factor for the kids could get annoying

@alextheboss:

Sweet ;)

THIS WILL BE FUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN.

So long as they're not armed I could take on all the 4th Graders bare handed.

With a weapon it would be a slaughterfest.