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#1 Posted by WorldofRuin6 (2610 posts) - - Show Bio

How many average 4th grade kids can you beat in a deathmatch?

You have to fight them all at once, and they are bloodlusted.

Random encounter and you have no knowledge. You only know that the kids are evil and coming for blood.

R1 All h2h. You recieve no weapons of any kind.

R2 You recieve one weapon of your choice. No guns, nukes, or other unfair weapons. Basically swords, knives, baseball bat, etc.

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#2 Posted by LJayG (1037 posts) - - Show Bio

Well probably 10 in R1

50 in R2 with a bat.

I'll feel terrible for killing kids though

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#3 Posted by SocaJunkie (8370 posts) - - Show Bio

However long it takes me to get tired from one-shotting.

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#4 Posted by GateOfBabylon (3697 posts) - - Show Bio

How old are 4th Graders?

Sorry I'm not American.

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#5 Posted by TheSerbianEmpire (1137 posts) - - Show Bio

@gateofbabylon: Usually 9-10.

Im 16 and pretty skinny, but I do have some training in combat sports, so not sure.

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#6 Posted by mrmonster (14696 posts) - - Show Bio

Round 1: 8-10

Round 2: 14-16

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#7 Posted by Lan_Fan (12690 posts) - - Show Bio

5.

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#8 Edited by Abyssdarkfire (1417 posts) - - Show Bio

R1 7-12 if their more boy probably on the lower end more girls higher end. R2 A aluminum bat wrapped in barbwire I'd say 15-25

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#9 Posted by RandyButterNubs (309 posts) - - Show Bio

@worldofruin6: eh about a bakers dozen the first round. The second ill take a spiked leather belt & go to town on them youngins, probably take about 40 down.

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#10 Posted by xZone (10341 posts) - - Show Bio

Hundreds... I would literally be using them as weapons

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#11 Posted by Cole498 (65 posts) - - Show Bio

R1: 20 or more

R2: Immeasurable (with a bat)

>-> My reasons for this, I get manic (basically, I'm gonna be amped up the entire fight)

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#12 Posted by deactivated-5bb52f8f25413 (7026 posts) - - Show Bio

R1: I'll get badly beaten up no matter what lol

R2: I can beat around 4 kids

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#13 Posted by Streak619 (7542 posts) - - Show Bio
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#16 Edited by deactivated-5bb52f8f25413 (7026 posts) - - Show Bio

@streak619: height-wise, I don't look 22 (I'm freaking 5'9 lol) so I'm not sure. I also hold back all the time so...

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#17 Edited by Raziel2014 (1257 posts) - - Show Bio

R1; about 100+, as long as my stamina can keep going afterall is 1 hit kill

R2: not much different than 1, using a bat takes more energy and it would probably break from usage same with a blade.

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#18 Edited by Streak619 (7542 posts) - - Show Bio

Honestly, if I didn't have balls that I needed to protect, due to which I could get oneshotted. I think I could on as long as my stamina allows me to.

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#20 Posted by geeman2 (2006 posts) - - Show Bio

R1: 0 I can't bring myself to hit a kid, if morals off for me then I'd say 25 or so.

R2: 0 again, morals off then probably until I get tired. I'd repeatedly oneshot.

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#21 Edited by ourmanuel (10568 posts) - - Show Bio

no joke, I’ve had to do something similar when I was 15. Good thing I’m normally bloodlusted due to my experience with unruly kids hitting my balls.

R1: at least 30 if I go all out, think Madara vs shinobi alliance. I could easily pick 1 or 2 up and swing them around to hit the others. I’m in pretty good shape so stamina won’t be that much of a problem.

R2: with a katana, I solo an entire school, think anakin vs the young jedis.

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#23 Posted by dark-sith123 (4871 posts) - - Show Bio

In Round 1 I can beat what? 15? 20? Not sure.

Round 2: I pick the sword, conceal it, go the "do you want a balloon Georgie" route to lull them into a false sense of security and immediately decapitate, like, seventy in ten seconds. Then I frighten the other kids to death.

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#24 Posted by Vitisid (1199 posts) - - Show Bio

I one-shot.

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#26 Posted by EcoBlitz (4605 posts) - - Show Bio

With a katana I stomp in round 2. A lot.

Round 1 is probably like maybe 20 or so.

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#27 Posted by In-sidiousvader (2427 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey I don't want to be that guy but I think this thread is against the CV rules

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#28 Posted by ourmanuel (10568 posts) - - Show Bio

@in-sidiousvader: there’s nothing really wrong with it when you think about it, its not like he randomly wants you to kill little kids, these are bloodlusted demons.

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#29 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (6465 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought these threads were dying out. This is tasteless.

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#30 Edited by In-sidiousvader (2427 posts) - - Show Bio

@ourmanuel said:

@in-sidiousvader: there’s nothing really wrong with it when you think about it, its not like he randomly wants you to kill little kids, these are bloodlusted demons.

No its more of this rule that makes me think it is agains CV policy, though again I am just trying to help.

No Fake Characters

Do not make up a character, like "Me with Superman's powers vs Thor," or a fan fic character that you made up. Characters have to originate from an officially published work of media.

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/battle-forum-rules-30-all-users-read-1767034/

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#31 Posted by ourmanuel (10568 posts) - - Show Bio

@in-sidiousvader: ahhhhh, I see, but what about all those “you run the gauntlet” type threads?

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#32 Posted by In-sidiousvader (2427 posts) - - Show Bio

@ourmanuel:

IDK, always thought the Mods didn't really care too much about this stuff just wanted to give warning. We all break the rules from time to time, but sometimes we get called out for it and punished so I figured I would just give a warning :)

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#33 Posted by ourmanuel (10568 posts) - - Show Bio

@in-sidiousvader: yeah, I doubt they’d care too much about this one

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#34 Posted by In-sidiousvader (2427 posts) - - Show Bio

@ourmanuel:

One more thing found this as well, it was under the gauntlet running and Battlemaking section

Use Fictional Characters

Please use at least one fictional character in each battle. If we see something like "Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Lee" and neither are a fictionalized adaptations of these people, then this discussion will be moved to Off Topic or locked. But if you use a character that Bruce Lee portrayed, or a comic book version of Bruce Lee, then that counts as a fictional character.

I would assume these rules applied to Gauntlets as well

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#35 Edited by ourmanuel (10568 posts) - - Show Bio

@in-sidiousvader: well, umm, I guess bloodlusted kids from hell fall under “fictional characters” so we’re good here. Worst case scenario, this gets moved to off topic, but as I’ve said, the mods probably don’t care.

You didn’t answer the main question of the thread though.

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#36 Posted by In-sidiousvader (2427 posts) - - Show Bio

@ourmanuel:

OH I STOMP, bare handed and martial arts based Krav Maga for the win :)

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#37 Posted by Lil_Remains (1640 posts) - - Show Bio

R1 7-12 if their more boy probably on the lower end more girls higher end. R2 A aluminum bat wrapped in barbwire I'd say 15-25

At that age males and females are generally the same strength, however girls have the height advantage on average. They’re probably more dangerous.

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#38 Posted by AlexTheBoss (17003 posts) - - Show Bio

If they don't have any weapons either, possibly dozens. If they have scissors Anything over 10 I probably get shanked.

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#39 Posted by AlexTheBoss (17003 posts) - - Show Bio

@in-sidiousvader: Nice, I used to do Krav-Maga as well.

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#40 Posted by Abyssdarkfire (1417 posts) - - Show Bio

@abyssdarkfire said:

R1 7-12 if their more boy probably on the lower end more girls higher end. R2 A aluminum bat wrapped in barbwire I'd say 15-25

At that age males and females are generally the same strength, however girls have the height advantage on average. They’re probably more dangerous.

Yea girls probably have a height advantage but boy will probably have the endurance because of sports they probably playing at that age and I think endurance factor for the kids could get annoying

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#42 Posted by deactivated-5bd0d99b6c6f7 (1676 posts) - - Show Bio
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#43 Posted by deactivated-5b9a7c57d0ad3 (139 posts) - - Show Bio

So long as they're not armed I could take on all the 4th Graders bare handed.

With a weapon it would be a slaughterfest.