You vs. 2 bloodlusted giant south american river otters in the water?

@the_thereminist: Probably me but I'd still be badly hurt.

Might be no winner if one doesn't get the the hospital in time and an infection.

But this.

@theonewhopullsthestrings: I've heard said that the river otters are more feared than the caiman by the locals.

I would absolutely freak out & panic being attacked by two 5 foot long swimming ferrets in a river.

I break their necks in my both hands at same time.

RIP me. I could win, but more then likely my toes and fingers, along with my head will be cut off.

A giant otter is as big as a medium sized dog some were measured at over 7 feet long, you wont be able to get a hand around it's neck & like @theoneabovelife said, an otter definitely has the bite strength to take off fingers.

Those 2 ferrets would rip my limbs apart xD. Otters shouldn't be underestimated; they have a nasty bite and their skin is very slippery so it is very hard to get a hold on them.

I've seen a group of them kill a monkey, and they struggled to do it. Any normal healthy person can survive and win this

Note the "boodlusted" part in the OP. IMO that translates to the otters coming back at you until you drown. I don't think any normal person would be able to kill one whilst swimming and been biten by the other one.

You stop swiming to choke or attempt to break a neck. You go underwater. That gives you under a minute to get a kill, while a second 8 feet animal is bitting and clawing you.

The stress would be unberable, you would use up your air too fast, hence need to keep your head out of the water, which would rend your hands useless for the fight.

Not a pretty picture.

Lol are u srs? I would crunch their heads like denis cyplenkov crunches walnuts

I assume I would win, but would be badly wounded. If it’s deep water and I have no way to get to shore I might end up drowning though.

I cant swim all that well so I'm already at a massive disadvantage.

How deep is the water? Is there any way of taking the fight to land? If not i die fairly easily.

If anyone wins, it would only be a Pyrrhic win. And that's assuming you're in shallow water. If you're in deep water, the average human being is dead.

I am a notoriously bad swimmer. If it's deep enough and far enough away from land , you might not even need the animals. I just drown.

Only in shallow water, these things kill caimans...

Can i get a phat F please? I'm dead here.

Stomp in my favor. I'm a master of prep, and would simply use my "south American river otter" taser that I conviently keep in my util- er...fanny pack to stun them. Afterwards, I simply choose one of the 43,000 martial Arts I've mastered between my teens to young adulthood and dispatch the over grown water demons.

lol i'm so dead