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@ghostodoofus2 said:

@the_thereminist: Probably me but I'd still be badly hurt.

Might be no winner if one doesn't get the the hospital in time and an infection.

But this.

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#4 Posted by The_Thereminist (381 posts) - - Show Bio

@theonewhopullsthestrings: I've heard said that the river otters are more feared than the caiman by the locals.

I would absolutely freak out & panic being attacked by two 5 foot long swimming ferrets in a river.

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#5 Posted by CCThor (1548 posts) - - Show Bio

I break their necks in my both hands at same time.

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#6 Edited by TheOneAboveLife (1168 posts) - - Show Bio

RIP me. I could win, but more then likely my toes and fingers, along with my head will be cut off.

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#7 Edited by The_Thereminist (381 posts) - - Show Bio

@ccthor said:

I break their necks in my both hands at same time.

A giant otter is as big as a medium sized dog some were measured at over 7 feet long, you wont be able to get a hand around it's neck & like @theoneabovelife said, an otter definitely has the bite strength to take off fingers.

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#8 Posted by TheUndertaker45 (194 posts) - - Show Bio

Those 2 ferrets would rip my limbs apart xD. Otters shouldn't be underestimated; they have a nasty bite and their skin is very slippery so it is very hard to get a hold on them.

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#9 Posted by deactivated-5c9e122a6bc32 (2290 posts) - - Show Bio

I've seen a group of them kill a monkey, and they struggled to do it. Any normal healthy person can survive and win this

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#10 Posted by Buckwheat (2299 posts) - - Show Bio

I've seen a group of them kill a monkey, and they struggled to do it. Any normal healthy person can survive and win this

Note the "boodlusted" part in the OP. IMO that translates to the otters coming back at you until you drown. I don't think any normal person would be able to kill one whilst swimming and been biten by the other one.

You stop swiming to choke or attempt to break a neck. You go underwater. That gives you under a minute to get a kill, while a second 8 feet animal is bitting and clawing you.

The stress would be unberable, you would use up your air too fast, hence need to keep your head out of the water, which would rend your hands useless for the fight.

Not a pretty picture.

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#11 Posted by Insertnewname (1606 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol are u srs? I would crunch their heads like denis cyplenkov crunches walnuts

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#12 Edited by AlexTheBoss (18098 posts) - - Show Bio

I assume I would win, but would be badly wounded. If it’s deep water and I have no way to get to shore I might end up drowning though.

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#13 Posted by Yassassin (7701 posts) - - Show Bio

I cant swim all that well so I'm already at a massive disadvantage.

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#14 Posted by JohnCena69swag (3975 posts) - - Show Bio

How deep is the water? Is there any way of taking the fight to land? If not i die fairly easily.

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#15 Edited by RedHood_JayTodd (1714 posts) - - Show Bio

If anyone wins, it would only be a Pyrrhic win. And that's assuming you're in shallow water. If you're in deep water, the average human being is dead.

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#16 Posted by Alavanka (2590 posts) - - Show Bio

I am a notoriously bad swimmer. If it's deep enough and far enough away from land , you might not even need the animals. I just drown.

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#17 Posted by SocaJunkie (8672 posts) - - Show Bio

Only in shallow water, these things kill caimans...

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#18 Posted by WolverineBatmanFTW (1490 posts) - - Show Bio

Can i get a phat F please? I'm dead here.

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#19 Posted by WarDevil (800 posts) - - Show Bio

Stomp in my favor. I'm a master of prep, and would simply use my "south American river otter" taser that I conviently keep in my util- er...fanny pack to stun them. Afterwards, I simply choose one of the 43,000 martial Arts I've mastered between my teens to young adulthood and dispatch the over grown water demons.

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#20 Posted by Tomkatie (3374 posts) - - Show Bio

lol i'm so dead