I've seen a group of them kill a monkey, and they struggled to do it. Any normal healthy person can survive and win this
Note the "boodlusted" part in the OP. IMO that translates to the otters coming back at you until you drown. I don't think any normal person would be able to kill one whilst swimming and been biten by the other one.
You stop swiming to choke or attempt to break a neck. You go underwater. That gives you under a minute to get a kill, while a second 8 feet animal is bitting and clawing you.
The stress would be unberable, you would use up your air too fast, hence need to keep your head out of the water, which would rend your hands useless for the fight.
Not a pretty picture.
Stomp in my favor. I'm a master of prep, and would simply use my "south American river otter" taser that I conviently keep in my util- er...fanny pack to stun them. Afterwards, I simply choose one of the 43,000 martial Arts I've mastered between my teens to young adulthood and dispatch the over grown water demons.
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