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#1 Posted by TchallaisOpness (853 posts) - - Show Bio

You have 20 dollars in your pockets.

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#2 Posted by Zetsumoto (19608 posts) - - Show Bio

Just ignore him. I doubt he wants my money and there is no way in hell I can escape the killer robot.

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#3 Edited by Petey_is_Spidey (10762 posts) - - Show Bio

Give it to him. Still might kill me though.

EDIT: That was meant for OP. For person above, I'd probably say "go f yourself"

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#5 Edited by Leo-343 (30912 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask him to fly me home.

edit: crap, that was meant for Superman, dunno who Exodus' avatar is.

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#6 Posted by Racob8 (551 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably just say hi.

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#7 Edited by TheSpoiler (3608 posts) - - Show Bio

Just keep walking, trying not to look at or interact with him.

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#8 Posted by Leo-343 (30912 posts) - - Show Bio

Flirt.

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#9 Posted by MisterMafioso (56 posts) - - Show Bio

Act casual.

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#10 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

Walk by him. I don't intend to stay around a smoker.

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#11 Posted by Racob8 (551 posts) - - Show Bio

Be shocked and ask who's blood he's covered in.

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#12 Posted by just_banter (11482 posts) - - Show Bio

Just walk past him.

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#13 Posted by FirestormFate1919 (3981 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd turn the tables and mug him (no idea who that is so I'd probably get killed in the process).

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#14 Posted by jagernutt (8026 posts) - - Show Bio

Scatch my head in confusion.

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#15 Edited by Bruxae (18147 posts) - - Show Bio

Lick my lips and make eye contact.

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#16 Edited by jagernutt (8026 posts) - - Show Bio

rrrrrrrrrrrr yummy

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#17 Posted by laidblack (1864 posts) - - Show Bio

Walk past her.

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#18 Posted by Sacrificer (97 posts) - - Show Bio

Slap him in the face for being at the centre of four awful films.

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#19 Posted by SisterGrimm2099 (2145 posts) - - Show Bio

high 5 him

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#20 Edited by BappyRonChantin (2772 posts) - - Show Bio

throw my pokeball

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#21 Posted by SisterGrimm2099 (2145 posts) - - Show Bio

i would take his hat

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#22 Posted by TchallaisOpness (853 posts) - - Show Bio
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#23 Edited by SisterGrimm2099 (2145 posts) - - Show Bio
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#24 Posted by TchallaisOpness (853 posts) - - Show Bio
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#25 Posted by SisterGrimm2099 (2145 posts) - - Show Bio
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#26 Posted by TchallaisOpness (853 posts) - - Show Bio
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#27 Posted by SisterGrimm2099 (2145 posts) - - Show Bio
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#28 Posted by Prossor_Kobras (1479 posts) - - Show Bio

If I see that in a dark alley, it wouldn't be in a dark alley.

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#29 Posted by SisterGrimm2099 (2145 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Posted by Bruxae (18147 posts) - - Show Bio

Cover my eyes, all I see is a blue flash of light.

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#31 Posted by Farron-Croft (26657 posts) - - Show Bio

Flirt with her. ;P

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#32 Posted by darkdetective27 (7953 posts) - - Show Bio

Walk away slowly and call the police because Ive seen an infamous burglar.

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#33 Posted by XLR87T3 (6554 posts) - - Show Bio

Completely ignore them. They are but maggots, writhing in the filth of their own corruption.

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#34 Edited by Zetsumoto (19608 posts) - - Show Bio

Is that taz? Say hi. If it's not Taz, run like hell.

Give it to him. Still might kill me though.

EDIT: That was meant for OP. For person above, I'd probably say "go f yourself"

Yes, tell the multiversal sorcerer to go f himself. Smart move buddy!

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#35 Posted by Petey_is_Spidey (10762 posts) - - Show Bio

Is that taz? Say hi. If it's not Taz, run like hell.

@petey_is_spidey said:

Give it to him. Still might kill me though.

EDIT: That was meant for OP. For person above, I'd probably say "go f yourself"

Yes, tell the multiversal sorcerer to go f himself. Smart move buddy!

Oh sh*t. Thought he was just some regular guy. Oops, I'm f*cked.

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#36 Posted by deactivated-5988def3424a7 (5386 posts) - - Show Bio

Ignore him at all costs!!!

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#38 Posted by Racob8 (551 posts) - - Show Bio

Be very polite.

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#39 Posted by Wut (4778 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't push the Goku button.

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#40 Posted by Darth_Wayne (3024 posts) - - Show Bio

Take her twenty dollars.

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#41 Posted by Bruxae (18147 posts) - - Show Bio

Poop my pants and play dead.

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#42 Edited by Amendment50 (11935 posts) - - Show Bio

Wonder why a person dressed like that would be wandering around in a dark alley.

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#43 Edited by Darth_Wayne (3024 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask him to teach me how to do a Kamehameha for twenty bucks.

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#44 Edited by TheNaughtyTitan (10003 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd make fun of his inability to walk down stairs.

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#45 Edited by jagernutt (8026 posts) - - Show Bio

run screaming or get autograph

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#46 Posted by MisterMafioso (56 posts) - - Show Bio

Flirt

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#47 Posted by jagernutt (8026 posts) - - Show Bio

Call machine gun girl

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#48 Posted by Darth_Wayne (3024 posts) - - Show Bio

Get an autograph.

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#49 Posted by Pipxeroth (7078 posts) - - Show Bio

Give him a hi five.

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#50 Edited by deactivated-5988def3424a7 (5386 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask for an autograph and then ask him to mentor me on how to be a true leader.