You have 3 years to be a superhero who do you pick to train you?

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If i had 3 years to become a superhero I'd spilt who trained me into 5 parts. Theres 36 months in 3 years. Divided by 5 different trainers, I'd get 7.2 months with each person. So id be trained in this order:

Hit-Girl trains me not to be a wimp, basic superhero stuff, Fighting Skills, and Tactics on how to take down organized crime.

Green Arrow teaches me to become a flawless archer, Fighting Skills, and Survival Techniques.

Punisher trains me in everything about guns, from snipers to machine guns to rocket launchers.

Bullseye teaches me how to turn just about everything into a weapon.

Then after all this training im ready for

Batman! He teaches me, Fighting Skills, Detective work, Pilot, Leadership, and Battle Strategy and Tactics.

Id be pretty powerfull after this. who would you pick to train you? you can have as few or as many as you want. but the more you have, the less time you have with each.

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Batman

He could probably teach me all the things the others in the OP can really.

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#3  Edited By DH69

real world rules in place IE no powers, or magic?

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#4  Edited By Bruxae

Id probably go with Batman until the last 6 months or year, whenever I felt like I have learned enough, id top it off with Deathstroke.

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#6  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@mrdecepticonleader said:

Batman

He could probably teach me all the things the others in the OP can really.

he cant teach archery, he is skilled with a gun but i dont think i have ever seen him teach a robin to use a gun.

@DH69 said:

real world rules in place IE no powers, or magic?

yup so if your trained by dr strange you dont actually get magic and stuff, just the actual skills in real life.

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is that the original nick fury?

Guys also keep in mind this isnt a who could train the best student its also who you'd want to meet

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Roland Deschain, being a hero is about more than killing or hurting someone, though he'd teach me plenty about killing.

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#8  Edited By judasnixon
@AllStarSuperman: I want Nick Fury to teach me how to rock an eyepatch... A long time ago I got in to a bar room fight I got my eyeball Messed up, and I had to wear an eyepatch for a month and a half......
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#9  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@judasnixon: wow, if any body can rock an eye patch it really is nick fury.

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@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

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#11  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

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#12  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

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@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

I am not sure,probably not.

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#14  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

I am not sure,probably not.

thats weird if i had 3 years to live in a comic universe id want to meet more people than just batman

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#15  Edited By JediXMan  Moderator

Batman. That's enough.

No way would I ever want Hit-Girl to train me to be a superhero. By comic standards, she sucks. Even by her own series' standards she's not that good against people who have actual combat training.

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#16  Edited By danhimself

Batman trained all the Robins in around that time so I'd be awesome with three devoted just to me

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@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

I am not sure,probably not.

thats weird if i had 3 years to live in a comic universe id want to meet more people than just batman

I would probably end up meeting more people than just Batman I mean I am not going to be locked up in the batcave the whole time am I?

And I didn't mean to put not at the end I meant probably.But then I wouldn't just be stuck with Batman.That wasn't all Robins training was.In terms of training Batman would be more than enough.

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#18  Edited By Xanni15

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

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#19  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

I am not sure,probably not.

thats weird if i had 3 years to live in a comic universe id want to meet more people than just batman

I would probably end up meeting more people than just Batman I mean I am not going to be locked up in the batcave the whole time am I?

And I didn't mean to put not at the end I meant probably.But then I wouldn't just be stuck with Batman.That wasn't all Robins training was.In terms of training Batman would be more than enough.

yeah i guess your right,

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@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

i made it so you can only learn skills but achieve no powers, like say you train with iron fist that doesnt mean you have chi.

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Batman

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3 years , 3 teachers : Batman , taskmaster , Nick Fury

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#22  Edited By Xanni15

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

i made it so you can only learn skills but achieve no powers, like say you train with iron fist that doesnt mean you have chi.

Roland is highly skilled, I'd put him up there with anyone.

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#23  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

i made it so you can only learn skills but achieve no powers, like say you train with iron fist that doesnt mean you have chi.

Roland is highly skilled, I'd put him up there with anyone.

yeah i just read about him hes like a western cowboy batman

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Karate Kid

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#25  Edited By Xanni15

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

i made it so you can only learn skills but achieve no powers, like say you train with iron fist that doesnt mean you have chi.

Roland is highly skilled, I'd put him up there with anyone.

yeah i just read about him hes like a western cowboy batman

I guess you could say that. lol

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#26  Edited By Rumble Man

With magic more time can be used to 'fill' three years

  • Prep train with Constantine & Dresden = one year
  • Supernatural combat with Hellboy & Gravel = one year
  • Magic with Strange & Fate = one year

Edit:

add batman and tony for business savvy

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#27  Edited By AllStarSuperman

@Rumble Man: no magic only real world skill, like smarts or martial arts

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#28  Edited By Rumble Man

@AllStarSuperman: SAS training, great connections, wits to outprep humanity, surgery skills and combat capacity to take care of superhuman opponents?

I'm good

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#29  Edited By Walzo
  • Iron Fist
  • Doctor Strange
  • Hawkeye
  • Black Panther

If I were to pick just one though, it'd be Batman.

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#30  Edited By InnerVenom123

Batman.

Why the hell would you pick anyone else?

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#31  Edited By Emperorb777

Batman and then Karate Kid

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#32  Edited By Mr_riddler

Superman. The greatest team ever, the man of steel and a delusional drunk.Would be something like this.

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#33  Edited By Raw_Material

Batman for Hand-to-Hand Combat, Strategic Intellect, & Weaponry.

Green Arrow for Marksmanship, Stealth & Survival Techniques.

Aquaman for Leadership & Discipline.

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Black Panther and Master Chief

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#35  Edited By jeanlucpicard

I'd spend 2 years with batman, and then 1 year with ironfist.

in real life i'd want either IP man or bruce lee to train me. ( once i get a hold of a time machine)

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#36  Edited By FiMFTW

Tony Stark.

In 3 years I should be able to build a pretty good suit.

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#38  Edited By umbrafeline

bruce lee because hes the only one who can whip chuck norris.

or

palpatine to know the ways of the force and secretly start a war, take control of congress, declare myself leader and squash my competition, but doing it successfully

oh you said heros lol

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Batman for the first one and a half years and Boba Fett for the other one and a half.

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#40  Edited By slade_wilson

Punisher trains me in weaponry

Deathstroke trains me in sword/knife fighting

Daredevil trains me in echo-location/radar sense

Hawkeye trains me in accuracy/wisecracking

Lobo trains me in badassery

The Question trains me in detective work

Iron Man trains me in engineering

Richard Dragon trains me in martial arts

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#41  Edited By FalconPuuunch

Batman and Iron Fist

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Wonder Woman and Hank Pym

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#43  Edited By Rogan2112

Captain America- Hand to hand combat, tactics, strategy

Iron Fist or S'iang Chi- Hand to hand combat

Batman-the works...detictive skills, disguise skills, hand to hand combat, silent weapons making, electronics creation and defeating, STEALTH, advance climbing and repelling, world class balance training, psychological warfare, projectile and thrown weapons

Elektra-STEALTH, hand to hand combat, mele weapons, projectile and thrown weapons

I ain't plaining on killing anyone if I can help it.

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Batman

Hawkeye

Deathstroke

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#45  Edited By InnerSuperman

cover myself head to toe in riot armor and a lot of it.

bullet proof glass visor.

knuckle dusters.

i need no training

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#46  Edited By Rogan2112

::smiles:: Not to be condescending...but good luck hero

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#47  Edited By ImmortalOne

I'd split it up.

The first one and a half years, I'd spend it with Batman. He'd train me hand to hand to hand combat, tactics, detective skills, science, stealth, disguise, and everything else he does.

The last one and a half years, I'd spend it with Deathstroke. With him, I'd polish up my hand to hand combat, tactics, and science, and receive firearms and other lethal weapons training.

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Black Canary... for obvious reasons

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Hawkeye- I feel he is a better archery than green arrow, and he is skilled in many more fields than just archery, he also has good hand to hand combat skills.

Lady Shiva- Excellent hand to hand combatant and could train me to be and extremely proficient martial artist.

Deadshot- Great marksmen and sniper. Could train me how to use guns and be a sniper.

Nick Fury- Could teach me how to be a master manipulator and strategist. How to set plans in motion and set the pieces up and watch them fall exactly in the way I want them too.

Oracle (Pre-New 52 Barbra Gordon)- Can teach me how to be a hacker and gather information as well as set up protection against information I have gathered.

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Black Canary... for obvious reasons

Because she's a good fighter, yeah I get that.